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~~XLDIGJYTRWWWQ~~ · (02-28-2013)

Hey all, you ever get that sensation where you think someone is watching you.

I do.

And it has nothing to do with Snuffalupugus standing next to me.

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Is he puppet or is he man?

I think Shakespeare asked that in a sonnet(tonnes of 'em actually.)

IN xwf, THE XWF, X of the 'WF's', there's a simple way to know if you're being stalked or not.

It's a time tested practice.

It's why I have a watergun pointed at a child's head.

He's peeing his pants.

Or is that jelly?

In any case, he gives me the info I need.

He lets me know that Wallace Witasick is the mastermind behind all the 'Semen Demons.'

He is the true enemy.

At this realization, I've come into my own.

I must vanquish all the SD's.

And there's one so brash that he even refers to himself by those initials.

I need to go after S.D.

.

(Semen Demon

.)

Hmmmph.... when you line it up like that, sorta sounds like he might be an ally.

Perhaps he carves up Semen Demons?

They're not really of a solid substance though, more like congealed liquid... actually not too different from jelly... even has sticky properties....

*Shakes Head.*

No....

S.D.

is no ally.

He is a Lord Regent Semen Demon.

I will stirke him nwod!

In fact, this last show, I snuck up behind the '

of Semen Demons'... and lo and behold!

I found this embedded in his skin!

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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (02-28-2013)

Mr XWF is that you?

~~XLDIGJYTRWWWQ~~ · **02-28-2013, 06:08 PM**

(02-28-2013, 05:00 PM)N.A.Z.I Said: Semen demon? I'm quite certain only a person fluent in association with the homosexual filth of society would ever conjure up such a disturbing term. Tell me ridiculously named homosexual mental patient, will you still scream for attention this loudly when you know your annihilation is at hand?

Oh contraire, mon fraire - I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE YOU DEEM A HOMO!

YOU, YOU ARE THE HOMO OF XWF! THE XWF OF HOMO!

In all seriousness though,

You're a contrary little tryhard whom continuously tries to grasp that brass ring but utterly fails each and every time. You've accomplished nothing in this industry of note, you've no infamy beyond what you espouse of yourself and you're a glaring example of the kind of 'Semen Demon' I'm trying to eradicate. You've proven yourself to no one and are only painting a target on your back by attempting to ---

OH SHIT!

BADGER TIME!

~~XLDIGJYTRWWWQ~~ · **03-01-2013, 06:33 AM**

It is astonishing to me that an individual such as yourself could even surmount that pitiful layman's attempt of a retort. You've lost each and every shred of dignity and have to prop yourself up as a 'Warden' lest you be exposed as the false dignitary that you are.

This isn't politics, child. You're stepping into waters that have chilled over the centuries. Your cold heart will drop a few more degrees and crystallize. I'll hold you up in one hand, with my dick in the other and let you drop. Once you've smashed asunder, I can gleefully walk forward and vanquish all other Semen Demons with my cockus of destiny!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (03-07-2013)

Badgers?! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!!

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