Jessica Diaz
The Phantom Stranger
Enigma
Griffin MacAlister
Wyatt Reynolds
this is my list...
болезненное ангел!
Intercontinental Champion
TRIO CHAMPION x2
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION x2
UFO Champion x2
Ark Champion x2
Heavy Metal Champion x2
Xtreme Champion x3
Won at War Games 2014
Oh Diaz...I already beat you 4 times...Just wanted to do it again!
болезненное ангел!
Intercontinental Champion
TRIO CHAMPION x2
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION x2
UFO Champion x2
Ark Champion x2
Heavy Metal Champion x2
Xtreme Champion x3
Won at War Games 2014
Jessie Diaz
- vs -
Morbid Angel
- vs -
Michael McBride
Winner: Jessie Diaz. Our only encounter, I won.
You don't get it! That's part of his shtick! He makes shit up because he isn't anywhere near impressive enough to actually succeed in anything other than a weightlifting competition at the Special Olympics. Barely.
Spoiler: Morbid Angel's gonna say something stupid, like he always does.
Says who?....Oooohhhh, the crazy bitch...you don't have the proof! you have NOTHING!
болезненное ангел!
Intercontinental Champion
TRIO CHAMPION x2
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION x2
UFO Champion x2
Ark Champion x2
Heavy Metal Champion x2
Xtreme Champion x3
Won at War Games 2014
The following 1 user Likes Morbid Angel's post:1 user Likes Morbid Angel's post Mr. Radio (03-06-2014)
For fuck's sake: the man taint given a full body for the amusement of others isn't going to recognize the point no matter how many times you shove it in his face. Just let me make fun of him!
what is all this? you trying to show me results? HA! they are nothing! you are full of lies! LIES!!! you have no proof!
болезненное ангел!
Intercontinental Champion
TRIO CHAMPION x2
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION x2
UFO Champion x2
Ark Champion x2
Heavy Metal Champion x2
Xtreme Champion x3
Won at War Games 2014
(03-06-2014, 08:06 PM)Morbid Angel Said: what is all this? you trying to show me results? HA! they are nothing! you are full of lies! LIES!!! you have no proof!
And here we have the human being made solely out of a taint proving that to be one hundred percent true.
what would I have to gain by saying things that are not true? NOTHING! you are just upset that I beat you 8 times already and you suck...suck! lots of dicks! too many to count!
болезненное ангел!
Intercontinental Champion
TRIO CHAMPION x2
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION x2
UFO Champion x2
Ark Champion x2
Heavy Metal Champion x2
Xtreme Champion x3
Won at War Games 2014
The following 1 user Likes Morbid Angel's post:1 user Likes Morbid Angel's post Mr. Radio (03-06-2014)
(03-06-2014, 08:10 PM)Morbid Angel Said: I tell no lies! I am not a Christian!
what would I have to gain by saying things that are not true? NOTHING! you are just upset that I beat you 8 times already and you suck...suck! lots of dicks! too many to count!
You're picking on an idiot, Kea.
That's what makes it fun! So let's just sit back and watch him bang his head against a few more walls.
Oh look at me! I can talk to me self because I am lonely! Look at this guy over here…he must be stupid because I talk to myself! He must be an idiot because he doesn’t talk to himself…
Diaz…don’t be jealous that I held more titles than you and didn’t need to be carried through by someone better…speaking of which…when was the last time you had to defend your title? Is it dead now? It seems dead…considering that you don’t defend it.
So while were on the issue of your wins and losses…which are all LIES! You forgot to add the 5 losses to me…so you lost that much more! HA!
болезненное ангел!
Intercontinental Champion
TRIO CHAMPION x2
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION x2
UFO Champion x2
Ark Champion x2
Heavy Metal Champion x2
Xtreme Champion x3
Won at War Games 2014
(03-06-2014, 08:33 PM)Morbid Angel Said: Oh look at me! I can talk to me self because I am lonely! Look at this guy over here…he must be stupid because I talk to myself! He must be an idiot because he doesn’t talk to himself…
Diaz…don’t be jealous that I held more titles than you and didn’t need to be carried through by someone better…speaking of which…when was the last time you had to defend your title? Is it dead now? It seems dead…considering that you don’t defend it.
So while were on the issue of your wins and losses…which are all LIES! You forgot to add the 5 losses to me…so you lost that much more! HA!
Oh, look at me! I've developed dementia in my old age! Pity my pathetic pleas for "VICTORY FOREVER" and act like I'm intimidating!
I'm not jealous that you manage to lose more titles than I have. As for my own belt, there are dates being worked out and contenders are known. That's kind of why Bute's been lining up auditions for the third wheel.
Seriously, who let this dementia patient exist, let alone be here? Is the universe just trying to give me a laugh?
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Damn, Griff...way to sound like NAZI. You've been hangin' with the motherfucker recently? Hey, Morbid! I want to face you sometime, so don't go following NAZI jr's advice, mk?
Morbid Angel never loses! Griffin McAlisterCrowlyFucksYouInYourFaggotAss can mark my motherfucking words! you are just another loser in line!
болезненное ангел!
Intercontinental Champion
TRIO CHAMPION x2
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION x2
UFO Champion x2
Ark Champion x2
Heavy Metal Champion x2
Xtreme Champion x3
Won at War Games 2014
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"You know, ya'd think that after crossing paths with a queer alien and a midget hornier than Unknown Soldier on a trip through a graveyard, that there would be nothing left to surprise me. And then a talking collection of belly button lint named Griffin comes along all ornery like and starts bad mouthing his own teammates and my jaw dropped faster than NAZI's trousers do when John Madison comes up from behind."
"What's wrong there, little linty fella? Why are ya so angry? Are you feeling a little out of place? Would you like me to call Sid for ya and have him bring you home?"
"Hey Sid! I found your lint! I think he's homesick. Why don't you take him on home and put him on that shelf next to the jar that you keep your toenail clippings in?"
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But damn, Griffin, take it easy on the guy would ya? He's a pig on legs, you know what fat people do when they get sad? They eat. And with World War X comin' up and everything, I can't imagine you guys want this tubby bastard rolling, literally, in all gorged on pecan sandies and ho-ho's. For Pete's sakes, even if you don't care about the match you still gotta share a toilet with him."
"Seriously though guys."
"As much as I LOVE watching all of Eli James' little ass pimples compete with eachother to see who gets to grow closest to the hole, I'd like it very much if you saved a piece for the rest of us."