Crimson Cobra is found changing the oil fluid in his car...
The beautiful red Shelby Cobra was shining in the bright sun.
The tires grippingly close to the ground keep the car on its top.
The acceleration of the Cobra would allow overjummping any other car in a race.

Crimson Cobra almost worshiping this car.

"Yo dawg, that is one pimp in ride you got there" Cobra gets a random compliment from a passer by. The man wearing pants lower then his knees, a belt around the loops obviously doing nothing, his wife beater t-shirt showing his slight farmers tan, and having a backwards white hat.

Crimson Cobra wasn't one big on stereotyping but this was just too good.
The white boy continued on his way down the street as Cobra laughed and continued he car repairs.
The car began dripping a new weird fluid Crimson couldn't identify and he just shook his head, "Forget it!"

He was no grease monkey, Cobra spending most of his time learning to fight while the other boys learned to work on a car. He gave up and the idea of bringing it into a mechanic camepinto his mind. Crimson turning away from the car hit his foot on the pinball machine that was sitting in his otherwise empty garage.

"MOTHER *beep*"in

A beep blurs the fowl language of Cobra since his contract is a Wednesday Night contract he is thought to keep it professional and have his foulness censored.

Paper was stacked in a larger pile then usual
Insane amounts of time was all Crimson thought of when he looked at them
Noway was he going to be getting all of that done any time soon!

Never again would he agree to help his family with paperwork
If he would have realized that he was going to be given it all he wouldn't of said ok
Pinned under all of this paperwork Crimson Cobra didn't even have time to prepare for his own matches that he had three of this week.

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(02-27-2013, 09:07 AM)Crimson Cobra Said: Crimson Cobra is found changing the oil fluid in his car...
The beautiful red Shelby Cobra was shining in the bright sun.
The tires grippingly close to the ground keep the car on its top.
The acceleration of the Cobra would allow overjummping any other car in a race.

Crimson Cobra almost worshiping this car.

"Yo dawg, that is one pimp in ride you got there" Cobra gets a random compliment from a passer by. The man wearing pants lower then his knees, a belt around the loops obviously doing nothing, his wife beater t-shirt showing his slight farmers tan, and having a backwards white hat.

Crimson Cobra wasn't one big on stereotyping but this was just too good.
The white boy continued on his way down the street as Cobra laughed and continued he car repairs.
The car began dripping a new weird fluid Crimson couldn't identify and he just shook his head, "Forget it!"

He was no grease monkey, Cobra spending most of his time learning to fight while the other boys learned to work on a car. He gave up and the idea of bringing it into a mechanic came pinto his mind. Crimson turning away from the car hit his foot on the pinball machine that was sitting in his otherwise empty garage.

"MOTHER *beep*"in

A beep blurs the fowl language of Cobra since his contract is a Wednesday Night contract he is thought to keep it professional and have his foulness censored.

Paper was stacked in a larger pile then usual
Insane amounts of time was all Crimson thought of when he looked at them
Noway was he going to be getting all of that done any time soon!

Never again would he agree to help his family with paperwork
If he would have realized that he was going to be given it all he wouldn't of said ok
Pinned under all of this paperwork Crimson Cobra didn't even have time to prepare for his own matches that he had three of this week.

OOC: Some of the attempts I highlighted with the d's and b's probably wouldn't have counted anyway but I threw them in just in case.

IC:

Agony kicks out! Crimson Cobra is in shock! Agony kips up and launches an amazing superkick...OMG Crimson Cobra caught it!

Crimson Cobra throws Agony's leg down and attempts a superkick of his own!

Agony catches Crimson's leg as well! Agony ,however, doesn't let the leg go!

He pulls Crimson Cobra in closer, pulls his left arm through his own legs and....CRASH!!!!

AGONY HIT FRACTURE! AGONY HIT FRACTURE! AGONY BROKE HIS DAMN NECK!!!

"Better luck next time, chump."

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(02-27-2013, 09:07 AM)Crimson Cobra Said: "MOTHER *beep*"in

Administrator runs backward onto the scene and watches the instant replay.

Admin: Do we have the instant replay rule here in XWF?

Some nearby refs shrug their shoulders. The instant reply suggests the kickout may have been a split second too late! Administrator eats part of a carrot and comes to his decision.

Admin: Eh... whatever. New champ!

He offers his carrot to Agony as a consolation prize but Agony slaps it away and stomps on it. Good thing Administrator had another carrot in his pocket!

New Champion: Crimson Cobra