"Did you ever have one of those days where you wake up in the morning and before your feet hit the floor -- before you're even out of bed, you know that day is going to be great. Better than great. It was going to be your day."

"That's right, your day. You were going to own that day and everything was going to go your way. The things you did, the people you saw, the places you ventured off to -- it didn't matter because that day was yours. That day was your bitch and you owned that shit. Big time. You could lay there and envision twenty different scenarios, map them all out as extensive as you'd like, throw an invisible mental dart at a list of them all and whatever that dart hit, you'd kick ass at."

"If you... decided to play baseball all your swings would be home runs."

"If you... ran a marathon you'd come in first place with time to spare."

"If you... played a video game you'd break your high score."

"Went to wok... you'd get a promotion."

"Didn't have a job... you'd get one that day and get a promotion."

"Everything and anything would not only go your way but be the best it could possibly be while it was going your way and it wouldn't be solely localized around the activities in the day either. It would also be everything leading up to that activity."

"For instance while you were on your way driving to the park to play baseball, you wouldn't encounter a single red light and after the game there'd be a hot piece of action who just happened to catch your performance. One who was just ready and willing to see if you had time for some unscheduled extra innings devoted to knocking out some homers at her place."

"If you picked up a lotto ticket before work, you'd be a winner. Then the vending machine in the cafeteria wouldn't take your money but at the same time it would also malfunction and not only give you what you wanted but it would then pop out two of your favorite snack."

"You decide to randomly take the Mcats on a whim, you'd get a perfect score. Boom. You're on you're way to becoming a doctor."

"What I'm talking about is 'pinch yourself, this can't be happening' scenarios and they happen to you all day long. Not only do they happen but you know before you even set out to face the day, this is going to be the kind of day it is. Without a doubt or a second thought you know that's how it's going to be. And you're ready for it."

"No, that doesn't sound like any day you've experienced?"

"Yeah, I assumed not. Most people don't have those kinds of days but then again, most people aren't me. No one is like me. I'm Axle King, the King of all Kings and I've had many days like I've described. I'm having one now actually. Not in the sense that I gave you a play by play of things I've had happen but in a generalized sense. I know my days will be awesome and I own them. And not only do I own them or just have a deep awareness that I'll excel at all I do in that day but I also take a deep satisfaction in knowing tomorrow is going to be another day just like this one. Guaranteed."

"Right about now I'm guessing you hate me. That's okay most people do. Mostly for being jealous that they aren't me. Sure, they like to cover that underlining reason up with a facade. They'll coat that green eyed monster in layers of paint and try to decorate it in order to make it seem like they have a legitimate reason to despise me but like what happens with real layers of cheap paint, what's underneath always ends up bleeding through eventually. The truth will show itself sooner or later and one way or another you'll have to face it."

"Lets pretend to believe the lie for a second and say you are one of the select few who sat through all I said and just can't stand me for a different reason. Maybe you think I'm just a lucky asshole who gets shit handed to me."

"Now that's fair. I did seemingly paint a picture of home runs, sexy women just waiting to fuck me and job promotions -- all waiting on a silver platter. In the same token, don't forget I also said the effort had to be made to get those things though. Even if it sounds like things just fall into my lap the reality is I had to embark down that path to get those things. I had to make that effort in order to achieve what occurred. Nothing was, is or ever will just be handed to me or else I would have started this whole thing out with asking -- did you ever wake up and have whatever you need fall out of the sky and land on top of you?"

"That's not at all the case nor will that ever be the case for me. I'm just a guy who knows no matter where I go, what I do and how I'll do it, it will lead to the very best outcome. Always."

"You okay there? You still with me? I didn't lose you? I hope not cause I'm about to say the one thing that might give you a slight sliver of satisfaction after hearing all that -- I didn't start off that way."

"No, things surely did not start out that way for me and at one point in time, for a long time I was pretty close to resembling all of you out there. Close to it but not exactly similar in likeness. I was still me after all and that automatically sets me apart from everyone else. I still made the best of whatever I did, even if the best wasn't the precise definition of the best, I still ran with it and did so with such ease people assumed it was the best. So really the only thing I had in common with most others around that time period was that my days weren't as certain and life liked to throw me some pretty wicked curveballs. My batting average was still above average though and I knew how to work with what I had. Still my days did not start with pristine and absolute clarity and truthfully there was no way in hell I'd want a majority of them to repeat."

"I wasn't born the King of Kings but baby, I'm sure glad I'll die the King of Kings."

"So how did things change for me? When did the King of all Kings rise up and claim his station above the rest? How did I go from what I just described to the man who can say he rises out of bed and knows he can now own his days? When did the switch from everyday Joe full of doubt, tripping over the pits of life and just skating by to who you hear and see speaking to you right now happen?"

"Well I can tell you right now it didn't happen because I was saved by any religion so you can just get that thought out of your head right now."

"I also didn't strike a deal with the devil, or find out I was the son of a billionaire, develop super human powers or claim a position as a crime boss."

"No, my story isn't a fun trip to fantasy island even though the outcome is so far out of reach for you, you'd think it was a dream or a well told lie by an experienced con man."

"Honest truth, it's neither of those things."

"Please stick around and be the judge for yourself though."

"Maybe you'll be the exception and will believe the truth instead of falling into the immediate judgment of claiming I'm a liar like everyone else automatically does. Maybe you aren't as small minded as the rest. Understand no one has proven me wrong in my assumption of that but that also doesn't mean I don't have faith you'll be different."

"What happens is entirely up to you and all you have to do is keep listening. I'm the man with the story to tell. I've got the task of telling you my tale. You have it easy. You're just choosing to listen."

"So stay seated, keep focused and maybe -- just maybe, if you keep an open mind you'll prove me wrong."

"Maybe in that we'll both have something to learn about each other."