It is confirmed by representatives at the Compound that Sebastian Duke has indeed been struck with an illness. Duke drinks plenty of water on a daily basis and it has also been confirmed that after he came down with the illness, he instructed Asmodeus to test his water. Duke believed that his water was indeed contaminated. After several hours it was revealed that it wasn't contaminated, that it was simply...... HOLY WATER.

Representatives have yet to determine whether this was intentional or not. Sebastian Duke was not available to comment, however, his father, the High Priest Asmodeus, released the following statement:

"We, at the Compound believe somebody deliberately switch Sebastians water with holy water. We have not proven this as of yet. I assure you, we will. I have spoken to Sebastian on this subject as he ran back and forth to the commode's. He intends to permanently harm those responsible."

***Sebastian Duke sits on the shitter.

"Hey!.................... Griffin MacBitch............ Don't you awwwwwwrrrrghhhghghg freakin worry bout my awwwwrrrrrhhh arrrrrrr cape!"

***Camera fades out as the commode flushes.