Frederick, it's me. Your brother Charles, AKA Swagmire Swaggins. I've come to join the ranks of this federation, and I tell you something important. You were adopted. Mom and dad were both half black, and you're full white. Did you ever wonder why Dad and I were so tall, and you're the size of a 6th grader?
"Carlton, Frodo, if you guys need a place to have a private chat let me know, you are welcomed to use one of the Pryce Industry conference rooms. Anyone else want to come and watch? I know I said private but it will just be you two, and like 10-15 other people."
No, Fred. No. You know it's true. And if you'd ever take my calls, I got fired from being a cop. I beat a darkie for being too dark. That nigga tried to step on my shoe. No nigga's be steppin on my Sperry's.
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Fred. Stop crying, you're embarrassing yourself. This is why I fucked Gwen before you separated. This is why you're with the vampire. I don't approve, little brother. Not cause it's gay. You fuck all the dude's you want. Trannies, who cares. Just make sure it's within a normal height difference. That difference is too much. He's too tall for you.