"I'm not sure why, man, ya had to try and pin Lazarus. Why would ya wanna roll him up and get a victory over him? Don't lose it. Don't fall. Watch out for the small package comin' out of nowhere. Here it comes.
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Suddenly Scorpio comes strolling by when he notices a gruesome scene involving Eli James using his small package to terrorize Cunnilingus. Of course being the fine upstanding citizen that he is Scorpio goes ahead and breaks up the obvious pin by kicking Eli in the head. He then dick whips the hidden "pinned" Eli's sig, and karate kicks the small pin attempt in the lower cornerpinto oblivion. With order restored Scorpio gets ready to walk away but then ROLLS UP LINGUIST FOR HIS OWN PIN!
(02-05-2014, 02:52 PM)EliJamesIV Said: "I'm not sure why, man, ya had to try and pin Lazarus. Why would ya wanna roll him up and get a victory [roll] over him? Don't lose it. Don't fall. Watch out for the small package comin' out of nowhere. Here it comes.
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(02-05-2014, 04:11 PM)Scorpio Said: Suddenly Scorpio comes strolling by when he notices a gruesome scene involving Eli James using his small package to terrorize Cunnilingus. Of course being the fine upstanding citizen that he is Scorpio goes ahead and breaks up the obvious pin by kicking Eli in the head. He then dick whips the hidden "pinned" Eli's sig, and karate kicks the small pin attempt in the lower cornerpinto oblivion. With order restored Scorpio gets ready to walk away but then ROLLS UP LINGUIST FOR HIS OWN PIN!
It seems our 'mighty boss' and the class clown desire the championship. Well that's just too bad, now isn't it?
The Linguist kicks out of all attempts, being sure to smack Scorpio around the skull with the title. Planting the belt on his shoulder, The Linguist smirks at Eli.
Whether I keep this title or not, I will take that belt from your poor cousin. Why must you put him through such burdens he is clearly incapable of fulfilling? It'll be a favour to end his pathetic 'title reign'.
The Linguist walks away from Eli James without attacking him at all, with the belt draped over his shoulder, and his head held high, not even trying to hide the smile across his lips.
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A stray dog, dripping wet and smelly as fuck, comes running onto the scene with a bone in its mouth. It makes the count as Eli has surprised The Linguist with a pin out of nowhere!
"Perhaps you would be better served to hold onto the title yourself Eli, seeing as how everyone of your cronies that you hand it off to sees fit to just hand it away the first chance they get. Just some free advice."
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