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The Pessimist!
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Morbid Angel Offline
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(heel alignment but liked by many; has earned respect despite breaking the rules often)


#1
01-01-2016, 08:14 PM



Well, now we know the boring end of the saga on how Steve Sayers found Morbid Angel we can all sleep well on this evening.

Here in this dark room where Morbid is all dark and brooding over many things. One thing inparticular is the fact that he is facing the human joke, Ghost Tank.

In typical Morbid fashion he wore nothing except a pair of black track shoes. Nike, per his endorsment deal

These two me have a long history between the two of them. Starting off as allies when Morbid reigned as Higher Power then quickly to shambles when Morbid who was teamed with Peter Gilmour lost to Ghost Tank and Kinwrathi with Peter taking the pin while Morbid rolled out of the ring to retrieve a chair. This is the only claim to fame from Ghost Tank that is notable against Morbid Angel but his claims are many.

He takes pride in his neglect to remember that he lay unconscious in the ring while Morbid was retrieving the chair . The loss of consciousness was brought on by Morbid Angel hellish display of strength that near crushed his skull and was even showcased in the promotional material released by the Ghost Tank administration following the match. Peter fell when Morbid Angel's back was turned in a shameful display marking the final time Morbid Angel and Peter Gilmour would team given the many times they worked together only to lose by a folly by Gilmour's lack of ability.

Ghost Tank wants you to believe that he defeated Morbid Angel even though he did not and wasn't in his own mind when the pin was made on another man that doesn't pertain to either gentlemen.

Ghost Tank's second claim to defeating Morbid Angel was when Morbid splayed the genitals of the unmighty Ghost Tank with such lack of concern for health and human. Splayed and removed with a flick of the wrist only to have vile claims brought up that it was in fact a false penis that was sliced.

Shame on such lies.

Morbid Angel gets up and walks towards an open window, a large window that one could walk through like an open door. Which brings into question as to why would a window be open on this new year's day? The temperature is enough in itself to freeze the seed in ones testicles.



Ghost fucking Tank. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time! I already know what you plan on saying because you are just a simple minded fool who really can't get their shit together. You are going to throw up that victory you had against me with Kinwrathi which I don't even count as a loss considering Peter Gilmour took the pin. You will say that you already beat me and that I will be even easier this time around. I don't think so! I wasn't even interested in that match against you! I was already on the verge of retirement, which I rescinded and decided to keep going because there were too many that needed to get fucked up here in the XWF.

You will talk about my love of penis, how I really didn't steal your cock. You will flaunt that shit even though we can all see that I did in fact steal your penis. Millions upon millions of fans watched as I took a knife and slashed your cock off before disappearing under the ring. The entire pubic area was exposed, unless you either had no dick to begin with OR you taped your cock up in your ass so I couldn't see it. I am sure it would have been something we would have noticed. I took the real dick and if not then it's a very realistic dick...I mean, it's even rotting.

The many claims that hold no meaning fall from your lips like chunky vomit dribbling down your chin.

You want us to believe you are more than what you are. You are the coward that spent 90% of his career talking about retirement because he couldn't handle what came his way, losing 79% of your matches unless you were carried by someone better and still you have what to show for it? A half burned down mansion that you sell us as something magnificent without anything visual. I mean, you go into great detail about how you workout and how it's all shit you can get cheap, you say you live in a big house which you do, we've all seen the house BUT it is an unfurnished house lacking anything of worth besides that mail-ordered bride that obviously doesn't love you as she smiles so you give her more money. What woman wants to be with something as fucked up as you? Do you think your eating habits entice her? You eat like a disgusting pig with no respect for others.

OK, you are trying to bulk up so you can keep this inflated image of yourself that you think looks good and thinking that you can be the size displayed and it be 100% muscle...no, that's not how reality works. All the cardio you do would keep you slim but fit, considering you don't showcase any heavy weights we can tell that your muscles are fake. Do you understand what I mean by that? I am calling you a liar!

Realistically we can tell by how I work out we can believe I am what I say I am, I lift what I say I lift and I can do what I claim I can do because I have nothing to hide from anyone. I am 52 years old, I inject steroids like a motherfucker and I bench 600lbs which if you look into it, that alone puts me on the same level as the worlds strongest man. I don't recall you doing anything other than jumping over shit and running around, not even a single push-up or squat. Leaves one to wonder if you get your workout regiment from Youtube.com and not a real reputable dietitian and trainer. Believe me when I say and I challenge everyone watching at home to look up his workouts and you will have the truth of it all. Ghost Tank is a fraud.

Not only is he a fraud but a coward! He accepted a match from this Emerick character before Emerick was even an accomplished XWF member. Ghost Tank was going for a simple and easy victory to retain his title. Quite similar to what Gator did when facing Ariel Knight 4 times in a row. There is a list of cowards in the XWF. With Gator gone there leaves just 3. Ghost Tank, Jessie-ca Diaz and Trax. They are the ones literally dragging the XWF across the floor with their bullshit.

Trax did it worse than anyone else by taking a match but not putting the title on the line after keeping it locked tight up his ass for fucking two months. and still even not defending the title OR the tag titles. What a fucking joke!

Diaz because after she lost to me and wanted a rematch she ran away and really hasn't been seen since which is fine. I only added her to my list because she's a fucking cunt that needs to die but won't come and take her medicine.

Ghost Tank, the only reason you got that title was because Christopher Isles is a coward that couldn't handle the pressure of holding any gold and that's why he hasn't been seen since he lost to you during your RETIREMENT MATCH! That's right! You were already dried up and worthless trying to just get out of the game like some punk bitch when Isles decided to lay on the floor and let you fuck him. To top that off you then went on to claim injuries from the match which would prevent you to defend on the Christmas show. Denying that I stole your cock when we all saw it was the right cock. You are just trying to act like you didn't just get a dick cut off.

Now, I watched your entire promo and I didn't even see as much as a mention and we all know how much I like myself and like to get talked about. It's sad that you decided to take the low road and side-skirt me thinking I will have nothing to say. Tank, you are a joke in it's self all packaged and ready for shit to be flung.

By the way, I think it is so cute that you try and play your old camera man as the whipping post all the time...cutting off his dick would have worked in fooling someone less than myself. I am a mortician, dealing with dead shit is what I do and I can tell if something is cold or warm. You did not give substantial proof that I did not remove your cock.

Try again!

Lets see what the GREAT Ghost Tank has to reply with. I am interested and waiting.



A gust of wind mixed with frozen rain splashed his muscular frame causing his nipples to turn to stone, nipples so hard they could cut glass even.

That is just a figure of speech, I am sure if you were to rub frozen nipples on glass they will just be raw after.



And the Scene fades to a Blood Red

болезненное ангел!
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