"Fuck you. Apparently, you don't know special effects, since I use those to make my face brighter and whiter than it is."

"And also, let me know when you're ready for a match, and I'd be fucking glad to rectify that loss."

Psh.

(09-01-2015, 05:59 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Psh.

"Pussy."

Dude, I bet if you close your eyes and sniff, you can still smell my dick on your title belt.

Funny thing about the one I'VE got, though... it's never been mentioned in the same breath as you.

It's ok, Maverick. Vinnie's just afraid to fight people. It's why he tries to get Shane to handle his fights for him. I thought Vinnie was a nice guy, he tried to make up for his stuff before. I see what it is now. He's a scared bully trying to protect himself with people tougher than he is.

<3 Gator <3

Says the bitch who already quit.

Competing less. I'll still be competing, just a lot less frequently.

<3 Gator <3

:PF 17 31707 1:
Either shut your mouth or open it a little wider so Big Poppa can stuff his fucking Kochwurst in it. I'm horny, bitch. Do your job.

(09-01-2015, 06:10 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Dude, I bet if you close your eyes and sniff, you can still smell my dick on your title belt.

Funny thing about the one I'VE got, though... it's never been mentioned in the same breath as you.

Maverick wrinkles his nose in disgust as he holds up the Hart title.

"There's no way the scent of your dick can be on this title."

Mav then takes a quick whiff of the title, only to smell. . . sweat? Sex? Was this Vinnie's dick? Whatever it was, Maverick turns his head to a nameless servant of his, stretching out his arms, Hart title in hand. The nameless servant's hands are on screen for just a brief moment, taking the title away from him. All the while, the only words that are said are--

"Get this fucking cleaned. Now."

(09-01-2015, 06:54 PM)Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 Said: :PF 17 31707 1:
Either shut your mouth or open it a little wider so Big Poppa can stuff his fucking Kochwurst in it. I'm horny, bitch. Do your job.

Did you mean me?

<3 Gator <3

Yeah, he's talking to you, Moose Knuckle.

Ginger, meet Feder. He's my new insurance policy and the newest champion in the XWF.

Feder, meet Ginger. She's a twat and the next person to have her ass handed to her by a champion.

:PF 17 31707 1:
Vin, how about you do Big Poppa a favor and make yourself useful; get on over there and pry that little bitch's mouth open a little wider so I can fit this thing in it.

And slap some tar on her face while you're at it because she's ugly as dog shit.

Thanks.

Oh, you mean another person to fight for you, so you don't have to?

<3 Gator <3

(09-01-2015, 07:19 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: Oh, you mean another person to fight for you, so you don't have to?

Unfortunately for you, sister, it's definitely going to be me across that ring from you tomorrow night. I've never had anyone win my battles for me, dude. Check your history and see who's made all the moves in any match I've been in.

Now, do what the nice man tells you before he makes it hurt.

(09-01-2015, 07:22 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said:

(09-01-2015, 07:19 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: Oh, you mean another person to fight for you, so you don't have to?

Unfortunately for you, sister, it's definitely going to be me across that ring from you tomorrow night. I've never had anyone win my battles for me, dude. Check your history and see who's made all the moves in any match I've been in.

Now, do what the nice man tells you before he makes it hurt.

"Shall I point out the sham defense you had of the IWGP title against the legendary Hiroshi Tanahashi? Or shall I point out how you tried bribing Dick E. to screw Little Miss Ginger?"

How about you point out how many fucking concussions you got last time you stepped up to the plate, shitlips?

(09-01-2015, 07:32 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: How about you point out how many fucking concussions you got last time you stepped up to the plate, shitlips?

"You still haven't answered my challenge, you flaming homo cross- dresser."

(09-01-2015, 07:41 PM)Maverick Said:

(09-01-2015, 07:32 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: How about you point out how many fucking concussions you got last time you stepped up to the plate, shitlips?

"You still haven't answered my challenge, you flaming homo cross- dresser."

:PF 17 31707 1:
At least he chooses to live and look that way.

I'm fairly sure when you were flaming last night, you sure as fuck didn't choose that outfit when you rolled out of bed in the morning.

Flamer.

(09-01-2015, 07:41 PM)Maverick Said:

(09-01-2015, 07:32 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: How about you point out how many fucking concussions you got last time you stepped up to the plate, shitlips?

"You still haven't answered my challenge, you flaming homo cross- dresser."

Sorry, Maverick... you're just not on my level.

(09-01-2015, 07:45 PM)Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 Said:

(09-01-2015, 07:41 PM)Maverick Said:

(09-01-2015, 07:32 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: How about you point out how many fucking concussions you got last time you stepped up to the plate, shitlips?

"You still haven't answered my challenge, you flaming homo cross- dresser."

:PF 17 31707 1:
At least he chooses to live and look that way.

I'm fairly sure when you were flaming last night, you sure as fuck didn't choose that outfit when you rolled out of bed in the morning.

Flamer.

"I like how you start playing bodyguard for Vinnie after you and he were just bickering. Remember how he called lariats 'gay clotheslines?'"

(09-01-2015, 07:50 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said:

(09-01-2015, 07:41 PM)Maverick Said:

(09-01-2015, 07:32 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: How about you point out how many fucking concussions you got last time you stepped up to the plate, shitlips?

"You still haven't answered my challenge, you flaming homo cross- dresser."

Sorry, Maverick... you're just not on my level.

"Once again:"

"PUSSY."

(09-01-2015, 07:22 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said:

(09-01-2015, 07:19 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: Oh, you mean another person to fight for you, so you don't have to?

Unfortunately for you, sister, it's definitely going to be me across that ring from you tomorrow night. I've never had anyone win my battles for me, dude. Check your history and see who's made all the moves in any match I've been in.

Now, do what the nice man tells you before he makes it hurt.

Tanashi. When you needed the entire CCWF roster to help you. Or, when you begged Shane to get people to come in and keep me from fighting you. K-money take me out, Sitre hit my knees with a pipe. Darren Dangerous. Or, when you tried to bribe Dick E. to call the match in your favour.

<3 Gator <3

Don't you ever suggest I had anything to do with anything Darren did, unless you don't want to be able to walk under your own power tomorrow night.

The rest of that shit?

Sounds pretty funny to me.

(09-01-2015, 08:00 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Don't you ever suggest I had anything to do with anything Darren did, unless you don't want to be able to walk under your own power tomorrow night.

The rest of that shit?

Sounds pretty funny to me.

"Fuck you, paper champion. If I'm not in your league, it should be an easy victory for you, right? So fight me. ."

Are you telling me that you didn't beg Shane to call Darren back to have him walk through the halls to keep me from showing up. All things to keep you from losing to me. Things that suggest you're afraid of a little girl.

<3 Gator <3

He wanders in, rolling a keg of cherry lager. He notices a commotion a peeks his head from over a corner.

Anyone wanna mellow out and try my latest concotion? Its free-eeee.

(09-01-2015, 08:03 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: Are you telling me that you didn't beg Shane to call Darren back to have him walk through the halls to keep me from showing up. All things to keep you from losing to me. Things that suggest you're afraid of a little girl.

Bitch, I was kidding. I think it's funny that the fat fuck was trying so hard to get his micro-cock into your hairy puss, that's all. A little mind games is all that shit was. At the end of the day, I'm going to beat you until you're knocking on heaven's door, baby girl, and I'm going to be doing it all on my own.

And Maverick? If I had to waste my time proving every little curtain jerking shit was beneath me, I'd be you.

(09-01-2015, 08:12 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: And Maverick? If I had to waste my time proving every little curtain jerking shit was beneath me, I'd be you.

"PUSSY."

You know what l find funny Vinnie? Maverick and Ginger proving you wrong. I had a lot of respect for you until you joined team CCWF. You were like the John Cena of the XWF. That was up until you won the Universal Championship at Relentless. It was at that moment that you reliased you couldn't keep the Universal title around your waist, without help.

Don't believe me, then explain why you needed help in your first title defense or why you bribed Dick E to call the match in your match against Ginger. Face it Vinnie, you went from being John Cena to a pathetic Sell Out Seth. Am l wrong? To you, l am but l'm going off facts here. You have no excuses anymore Vinnie. There is no way out for you.

Now l have been told by doctors that l won't be medically cleared to compete on Warfare, in that Xtreme Title match, after the attack l recieved from Lux and Trax. So l cannot take Dick E's place as referee. What l can do, however is sit on commentry, with my brother Dustin, and make sure that no one helps you Vinnie. To prove yourself, to prove us wrong.

But l don't see that happening. So l hope Ginger beats the living crap out of you.

Good luck Vinnie, your gonna need it.

TBX 4 LIFE

Shut the fuck up, Thunderbolt. I never liked you.

You must have me confused for Thunderbolt XY and Motha Fuckin Z. l also don't care if you like him or not.

You are dodging the truth Lane. It saddens me. Oh well, if you want to be a paper champion that ducks challenges, then good luck to ya.

TBX 4 LIFE

Loverboy looks at Ginger, then looks at Maverick. Finally, he looks back at Drake.

Dude. I don't see a challenge anywhere in this room.

(09-01-2015, 08:33 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Loverboy looks at Ginger, then looks at Maverick. Finally, he looks back at Drake.

Dude. I don't see a challenge anywhere in this room.

"Tell that to the man you just recently drafted, Peter Gilmour. YOU ARE A FUCKING LOW- LIFE PUSSY. ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE."

You just simply looked at your challenge. He challenged you. And you declined because you think he is not on your level. Remember?

TBX 4 LIFE

Loverboy hoists the Universal Championship belt from his shoulder and brings it front of him. He breaths an exaggerated breath onto the faceplate and then rubs it away with the sleeve of his denim jacket before smirking and peering at Maverick from above his sunglasses.

No.

And there you have it. My point proven.

You may have the credentals and rhe status of a champion, but you lack something that Maverick always has. The HEART of a Champion. That and he has a set of balls, unlike you.

TBX 4 LIFE

(09-01-2015, 08:39 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Loverboy hoists the Universal Championship belt from his shoulder and brings it front of him. He breaths an exaggerated breath onto the faceplate and then rubs it away with the sleeve of his denim jacket before smirking and peering at Maverick from above his sunglasses.

No.

"Alright, you pussy, what do I gotta do to you to make you accept my challenge? HUH? 'Cause I'm sick and tired of you being a paper champion and just flapping your gums."

"YOU ARE A FUCKING COWARD AND A PUSSY AND I HOPE YOU DIE."

You don't even know what a paper champion is, do you?

You think I need to accept every challenge that gets thrown my way? I'm defending the title TOMORROW. Does that make me "paper?"

And before you go suggesting that Ginger isn't worthy of the shot either, yeah, you're abso-fucking-lutely right, she isn't. But I didn't pick her, now did I?

I'd be much happier defending against someone worth a shit, but all I see is YOU.

Here you are Vinnie. The definition of Paper Champion. AKA you.

TBX 4 LIFE

(09-01-2015, 08:50 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: You don't even know what a paper champion is, do you?

You think I need to accept every challenge that gets thrown my way? I'm defending the title TOMORROW. Does that make me "paper?"

And before you go suggesting that Ginger isn't worthy of the shot either, yeah, you're abso-fucking-lutely right, she isn't. But I didn't pick her, now did I?

I'd be much happier defending against someone worth a shit, but all I see is YOU.

"I call you a paper champion since you have your CCWF butt- buddies defend the championship in your place. Oh shit, that's right. I assume you want an example."

Quote:Vinnie looks down at the hand for a few seconds and he... accepts! The fans cheer as Lane and Tanahashi shake hands before...

CRACK!

Kid Money just nailed Tanahashi in the back with a steel chair!

Tanahashi stumbles forward straight into a DDT from Lane who pops right back up and starts playing some air guitar himself!

. . .

But here comes Abigail flying off the top rope! She came from the corner that was farthest away from Tanahashi but somehow managed to fly all the way to him and catches him with a headscissor takedown as the fans jeer and curse. She pulls Tanahashi back up and sends him to the far ropes but on his way back he also catches her with another slingblade!

. . .

CRACK! Instead of Tanahashi striking Lane, that's the sound of Sitre Renenet's knee catching Tanahashi in the back of the head! Lane quickly rolls Tanahashi up in a small package pin before he could even fall and the ref counts...

"Shall I go on, or will you stop being a fucking pussbag and accept my challenge?"

(09-01-2015, 08:52 PM)Austin Fernando Said: "Wow Maverick, you're a total fucking . Why don't you just have a seat and continue to get your shit kicked in like we all expect you to? Wait your turn, not that you're ever going to earn one, are you?"

"Shut up, you . You aren't even worth my time. Go bury Robbie Bourbon in shit again."