"Right, kid, Lane did what you failed to do. Lane did I failed to do. Lane did what Gator failed to do. Lane took the Universal Title from Doc. Lane pinned Doc. I'll tell you when you'll have a right to be so full of yourself, when you can do anything of fucking note in the federation, without shitting in your SpongeBob underoos. Maybe after mommy has to stop cutting the crust off your PBJs after a day of making turkeys out of your hand in art class."
"Lane pinned Doc at Bad Medicine. You know, when Lane got the one two three more times than Austin when Austin tried his damnedest to not look like a bag of used dicks.
And Thunderbolt, I'm still in the top fifty for a reason. And I actually managed to win a rumble with Lane in it. You know, something Austin never did."
Mr. Kaleidoscope: Well it's obvious those "big accomplishments" aren't as big as you'd want us to think if people are still claiming you haven't done shit.
So, back to square one. Affirmative Action for sure.
"Did I say those are my only accomplishments? No. I just gave two examples. And so far, the only people saying that are Officer Thunderbolt, who's been here less than two weeks, and Autism. A kid who's running around trying to sound tough while spouting off shit he heard on Call of Duty and dismissing Vinnie Lane, who as Autims admits he couldn't ever beat."
Mr. Kaleidoscope: If those are the first things that come to mind when you want to prove someone wrong when they say you haven't done shit, then it's safe to say you don't have to say those are your only accomplishments. It's pretty obvious those [b]are/[b] the only accomplishments you feel need noted.
"I could talk about being a tag champ, I could talk about being the inaugural Federweight Champ, something Austin tried to become, as did Lane, I could talk about being Star of the Month, and I could talk about me raping Peter. But, thing is that I don't care to list off everything I've done. Point of the matter is that I actually held a belt here, something Austin never did. Even when his lover bought belts to give away, he gave it to CorVus instead of Austin. Because everyone knows Austin's not good enough to be a champion. And Officer Thunderbolt is just a sad joke that won't be around long. I'm wondering about your time here, too."
"Point of the matter is that I actually held a belt here"? That's what you're going with? Well gee golly that's cool and all but if that was the point of the matter WHY THE FUCK DID IT TAKE ME PRODDING YOU TO GET YOU TO EVEN SAY YOU'VE BEEN A CHAMPION?!
If that's the point of the matter why the fuck weren't those the first things out of your mouth?
Maybe it's because you got the tag title by your partner cashing a briefcase in on the solo tag champ at the time and proceeded to not only lose in your first defense, but you personally ate the pin like a fucking chump.
Or maybe it's because the Federweight title isn't respected at all.
You're fucking hilarious man. Seriously. Acting all high and mighty and shit. Too funny.
And you're saying you're wondering about my time here? What, you got eyes to run me outta here?
Don't just talk about it pussy, be about it. Any time, any place.
"No, Austin it wouldn't. I don't claim to be the best, nor do I claim to be unbeatable. We all have good days and bad days, unfortunately for you, you have more bad days than good days. So, as I said, pussy, name a date after war games. And no, I won't forget your fluke win over me."
(08-17-2015, 10:37 PM)Austin Fernando Said: "
"Vinnie Lane is shit."
Hey, aren't you that twerp I beat to win the LAST title you weren't good enough for?
I knew you looked familiar, dude.
I'm minding my own business and doing champion-level things, and you've got my name in your mouth so much people are gonna start mistaking it for Justin Sane's dick. Do yourself a favor, kid. Stay retired.
Urbandictionairy and Boondock saints, looks like someone just got to high school with their attempts of sporting pop culture. Lemme speak in a way you might understand. DILLIGAF, so go back to sticking your dick in a dillihole.
(05-16-2014, 05:33 PM)Archie Lawson Said: On the outside of the ring Frodo jumps for joy like the ugly school girl who finally got asked to the dance. He then slides into the ring and walks over to his brother and lifts him to his feet. The two men hug it out like total bros.
The two men then look down at Gilmour who is passed out in the middle of the ring. Frodo reaches into the back of his pants and then pulls out two fingers and puts them under Gilmour’s nose, waking the slumbering grizzly bear from his nap. Peter looks around, having no idea what has transpired in the last minute or that the match has ended.
SwagMire reaches down from the ring announcer and grabs a mic.
“Well Gilmour you lost, I beat you fair and square. So now you have two choices. Admit that Frodo here raped you, and that you enjoyed it or be raped here on camera for all to see.â€
“Fuck you .â€
“Admit or get raped. Those are your only two options.â€
“I have an iron clad contract, I will admit to nothing.â€
“Fine, rape it is.â€
Frodo looks over at his brother as it is Christmas come early. SwagMire grabs Gilmour by the neck and yanks him up. Gilmour is still weakened from passing out. Swaggy drags Gilmour over to the ropes and using the top and middle ropes traps Gilmour in place, his rear end facing the ring. Frodo closes in on his victim and lowers his pants. He then grabs Gilmour’s waist and leans in.
“Try not to scream.â€
Frodo attemps to pull Gilmour’s pants down but Gilmour fights it, he fights it with everything he has but it’s not enough. Frodo gets a firm hold of them and starts to pull them down.
“Alight alright. You raped me. There you happy, I fucking said it. You raped me.â€
“And?â€
“And what? That’s it, you raped me.â€
“I raped you and?â€
“Fuck you.â€
“Say it Pete or I’m going to enter you again.â€
“Fuck you.â€
“Fine, have it your way.â€
Frodo starts to pull Gilmour’s pants down slowly revealing his bare white ass. Frodo licks his hand, reaches down and grabs his dwarf meat.
“Ok ok. I liked it. You raped me and I liked it.â€
“There, now was that so hard?â€
“Fuck you.â€
Frodo pulls Gilmour’s pants back up but leaves him stuck in the ropes. Frodo and SwagMire than do the Carlton all the way back to the locker room as I’m Not Unusual plays over the PA.
"There's Peter admitting it happened. Now, don't you have to go find a way to explain the fact that you'll be leaving after like a month?"
He admitted to it because he was basically forced to do it. You and your bitch ass brother forced it out of him.
It was a false and coerced confession. You're brother is a former cop right? Ask him about it.
Now how do we know it was a false statement?
Behold...
(12-27-2013, 05:10 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Peter KICKS OUT and throws Frodo into the Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Frodo dies on impact.
THE HOBBIT SUCKED TOO!
Peter shakes his head and holds his belt as he watches Sauron devour Frodo.
Let me state what happened for those who might not understand what they are watching...
Frodo dies on impact.
Now I know you then supposedly climbed out of this giant butthole looking thing and then proceeded to try and defile my friend but that obviously was not what happened.
Because you died and therefore could not have raped my friend Peter.
Frodo died. There is no mistaking that.
Dead people don't commit rapes.
Peter saw it.
I saw it.
Everyone saw it.
Now maybe someone climbed out of there that looked like you and maybe that person raped Peter I don't know, I'm not that person but what I do know for sure is that you Frodo did not rape Peter because you died on impact.
So all this time you've been living a lie.
Your entire legacy was built on the back of a lie.
Frodo...the guy who raped Peter Gilmour.
Except he didn't.
Because he couldn't.
Way to go dawg you a bitch no matter how you slice it.
Oh and as for your bullshit claim, all your xbux says I'll still be here in a month. Or two. Maybe even three.
Thunderbolt X Y and Mother Fuckin Z Reporting For Duty!
"Now, if Fred Ward, aka Frodo, died there, and someone's pretending to be him, that'd make me the pretender, since the real Frodo died. Which would still make me the one to have raped Peter. See, if the one to rape Peter wasn't the real Frodo because the real Frodo died, then I'd have to be a pretender as well. Which still points to, I raped Peter. Nice try, kid."
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