Roman M. Wulfrun
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08-10-2015, 10:48 PM
The scene opened up to Roman M. Wulfrun in his office. He had a busy day at work and as the day was winding down and coming to an end. He had his butler Jenkins pour him a glass off Cognac, one of his favorite drinks. Roman was half way through reading his comic book when the phone to his office went off. He let it ring a few more times so he could finish the page he was reading before hitting the speaker button. His secretary spoke when he picked up the call.
"Mister Wufrun. You have a call on line two."
"Oh? You do know I'm not working right now. I'm in the middle of reading the latest Thor comic, so who ever it is, tell them to call me tomorrow. I'm too busy."
"Sir, it's Mister Conway."
"The fuck woman?! Why didn't you say so in the first place? Patch him through."
Roman put his comic down and downed the rest of his drink before hitting the blinking line two button.
"Eddy you mother fucker, How you doing?" Roman asked as he snapped his fingers, his butler Jenkins came to his side with another drink ready for him. Roman took and nodded to Jenkins as a thank you.
"Bro, I need to talk to you. I think I found it."
"Found your dick?"
"No you asshole. I found what I've been looking for, what my family has been looking for hundreds of years."
"Ummm you're going to have to refresh my memory dude. I have no idea what you're talking about."
"The Philosopher Stone you dumb ass."
This caught Roman off guard.
"I'm sorry, repeat that shit."
"I think I found the Philosopher Stone."
"You mean THE stone, as in it can change metal into fuckin' gold?"
"Yeah man, after all these years, I think I did."
"Well fuck man, tell me about it."
"I can't, not over the phone, it's not safe, I'd rather talk in person. Can you meet up with me?"
"Sure, where are you?"
"New York, You're going to that charity event right? You're on the guest list after all."
"Really? The fuck is it for again?"
"I don't know, something about raising awareness for tit cancer or some shit, that's not the point. I need you to meet me there. Can you do it?"
"Hold on." Roman put his buddy on hold.
"Jenkins? I was going to that event right? I don't remember." He asked his butler.
"Yes sir, you were invited last month by lady Ashworth. Do you not remember?"
"She's that big breasted English bitch right?"
"Yes sir, she wanted you to go."
"And I said I would?"
"Yes sir."
"Well fuck me, guess I'm going. In that case, have my plane ready to leave in an hour."
"Very good sir."Jenkins bowed before leaving to the task at hand. Roman sipped on his drink before taking his friend off of hold.
"Hey Eddy, I'll be there. I forgot I was going. So I'll be in New York in four to five hours."
"Great and Roman."
"Sup?"
"Be careful. There are people who don't want this stone to be found. Keep on guard."
"I will, plus I have Jenkins, he wouldn't let anything happen. The man is a complete bad ass. See you soon bro."
Roman hung up the phone and downed the rest of his drink before leaving his office.
An hour later
Roman now in his private plane and in the air was again sipping on some Cognac. He was on his laptop watching the promo that his opponent Cunt J Sharpe put out. He couldn't help but laugh at the fool, everything he said was just shit, it was like a shit fountain. That's what CJ was, a fountain of nasty Norwegian shit. After viewing the video, he shut the laptop and put it aside, he grabbed a remote to a camera he had set up, Roman hit the record button.
"Well Cunt J, I saw you're dumb ass promo, I have to say. I thought there were fucking stupid people in this world, I mean really stupid people people and yet some how, some way you take the cake. Let me shine some light, if you knew how to do research, you'd know that on XWF.com, it says on my profile that I'm German AMERICAN, you dumb fuck. I was born and raise in California. So please, if you're going to try to insult me, do some homework first you Sea Jew . The fact that you had to tell me your fucking life story proves how worthless you are. Why the fuck are in you my country again? Yes, this is my fuckin' country. I'm an American Citizen. It's my birth right to be here. You on the other hang came here on a fuckin' viking boat. I bet you don't even have a fucking green card to be here. So get the fuck out. No one wants you here, not in this country and not in the XWF. Pack your bags and leave. In fact, I'll have Jenkins pack them for you, then I'll get you out myself. Someone has to do the dirty work, I guess that will be me. I don't mind."
Roman drank down the rest of Cognac.
"Does me having money make me better then you? Yes, yes it does. Do you know what I'm drinking right now? It's Henri IV, Cognac Grande, a bottle of this is worth two million dollars. Now watch this fuck boy."
Roman snapped his fingers, his butler Jenkins came into the camera's view, in his hand was the bottle of Henri IV, Cognac Grande. He handed it to Roman, who took it, opened it up and started to pour it out into a trash can. Once it was empty, he threw the bottle away and Jenkins walked out of view with it.
"I just poured out two million dollars worth of liquor. Why? Because I can. That bottle is worth more then you fuckin' life, your family's lives and every one of those people in that gay little bar you were at. I wipe my ass with two million dollars. I have more money then Satan has souls in Hell. Common people like you need to know your place. You're a God damn peasant. I'm American Royalty. Are you starting to see the picture now? Even a blind man could see that I'm better than you in every way possible. At Warfare I'm going to show how pathetic you are. Just look at your track record, you're the reason why you're team lost at the Pay Per View. Michael McBride did all the work and then Amanda Hands left your ass because she saw what I see. You're just a sad little boy who didn't get enough hugs and kisses from mommy and was touched by his father on a nightly basis. I'm done talking about you. I have better things do to besides wasting my time with you. So I'll see you on Wednesday you sorry sac of shit. Then I'll be ass fucking your girl. I hope she can handle a big dick, because we all know yours is smaller then a needle. See ya later ."
Fade to black.
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