Playa I just want to know if you'd be up for joining my Dangerous Alliance? There's pretty much no denying we're already the top family in both wrestling and sports entertainment and I'm sure MMA and the porn industry will follow so why not get on board while the train is just filling up and you can still get a seat? Why wait until you need to stand? Choo choooo all aboard!
So you in?
XWF record: 11W - 3L
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
(08-10-2015, 12:48 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: I don't team up with ..
That's nice bubba but I'm not sure how that applies to a single thing I said here today? You ok broski?
XWF record: 11W - 3L
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
I have no interest in joining the Timid Clusterfuck, ask Guest I'm sure they'd be down, if they're not already in the group, I lose track because I genuinally couldn't care less.
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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:
One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"
(08-10-2015, 12:53 PM)"Mr FN Dominance Said: I lose track because I genuinally couldn't care less.
Damn playboy it sounds like you ain't even worth the name you go by then, right Trax? Better hope I never get an itchin' to take that Xtreme title back because I'm also gonna make sure your name is on the line and when I beat you with that Balls2Face Driver you'll have to find a new name to spell wrong. Tee hee hee! Dork! Underachiever! I had like five other titles when I had the X-treme title. Now mind your biz because I'm trying to get the attention of Guest daddy.
Hey CJ it sounds like you're interested because you didn't flat out turn me down. I wonder what the Dopey Show will think about that? Do you really want in?
Dick E you look like a guy who once tried to rape me out on the streets after I wouldn't give him any spare change. Some cracked out veteran talking about how agent orange made him gay or something. I forget exactly what he said. Are you him? Did you try and put your pee pee inside me when I wouldn't give you my money?
XWF record: 11W - 3L
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
"That's not what you emailed me about Chameleon. You asked me what it'd take for us to accept you. I told you it'd take Dean getting a Rusty Trombone. You asked me if he had clean first, cause you preferred if he didn't. Then I stopped talking."
Chameleon
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"No, we're being serious and talking about this. You want to eat Dean's asshole. You want him to shit in your mouth. Eat the bootie like it's groceries. Damn, son. Eat that bootie proper."
Chameleon
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Tell ya what Dean, I've got front row seats to tomorrow's dope show vs dangerous alliance match. After I see the match if I feel like I would fit in....I'll join, I'll have my answer by the 19th
Win/Loss record:2-3
Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)
Darren smirks at Dean's offer to join HIS Dangerous Alliance when he thought The Dangerous Alliance was one unit. He now sees what Dean is all about, which isn't much of anything. He sits in the locker room mentally preparing himself for his match where he will fight alongside the "other" Dangerous Alliance.
"I must say that it appears that all of the Alliance have spoken as having you for the leader..."
Darren chuckles
"When we win the match tonight I will give you my answer regarding your offer Dean."
(08-10-2015, 02:29 PM)Darren Dangerous Said: Darren smirks at Dean's offer to join HIS Dangerous Alliance when he thought The Dangerous Alliance was one unit. He now sees what Dean is all about, which isn't much of anything. He sits in the locker room mentally preparing himself for his match where he will fight alongside the "other" Dangerous Alliance.
"I must say that it appears that all of the Alliance have spoken as having you for the leader..."
Darren chuckles
"When we win the match tonight I will give you my answer regarding your offer Dean."
Shut your dick sucker you fat Porkey Pig wanna be!
Jesus. HE. It's fucking HE. "HE" would fit in with you, "HE'D" be interested. Why would you want "HIM" in your little club. I'm not fucking plural, even if I do amount to any two or three of some of you fuckers, and I don't go around speaking of myself in the third person like I'm fucking Pest.
Tickler, I'm worth twenty fucking times the shitpaper you wipe your ass with and call your fucking life. Say, by the way, is it easier to wipe without balls?
Oh, Hi Vin. Nice to see you remember me and all. You know, if I weren't so busy with this whole Black Hand bullshit, knowing they'd gyp me out of the fucking belt anyhow, I'd have a target painted on your skull that you wouldn't shake until your neck went limp. Now, I have no disrespect for your better half, in fact I respect the hell out of any woman who stands up to Pete Gilmour, but keep that talk up, stud, and I'ma make your woman cry over your body.
Dean, the deal is I'm in the Dangerous Alliance as soon as Darren is out. And I love standing on trains, especially the Metro when it departs a station. People look like they'll shit over me keeping my balance without holding anything, and that's after they look like they'll shit over a biggun' like yours truly ducking to step into the car. I'll give you more details on Madness.
(08-10-2015, 04:25 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: I don't go around speaking of myself in the third person like I'm fucking Pest.
Pest: The Pest has a name. The Pest chooses to not reveal his name, but the Pest has one. The Pest is void of humanity, thus, he chooses to not address himself as his real name, only The Pest. You may refer to him as the God of Emptiness, or The Pest. But, do not use yourself in any comparison of the him.
(08-10-2015, 04:25 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: I don't go around speaking of myself in the third person like I'm fucking Pest.
Pest: The Pest has a name. The Pest chooses to not reveal his name, but the Pest has one. The Pest is void of humanity, thus, he chooses to not address himself as his real name, only The Pest. You may refer to him as the God of Emptiness, or The Pest. But, do not use yourself in any comparison of the him.
"Hey, Pest."
"Fuck you."
1x Hart Champion
1x Tag Team Champion
1x Xtreme Champion
(08-10-2015, 05:56 PM)Pest Said: Pest: The Pest will address you later. Should you retain your title, I shall remove it from you in two week's time.
"Someone's rather . Two weeks from now is War Games, meaning ZERO titles are on the line. Now, I'd be more than welcome to pencil you in along with my pre- destined match against Gilmour on the 31st, and make the match a Triple Threat."
1x Hart Champion
1x Tag Team Champion
1x Xtreme Champion