Double D baby I need your help badly. I'm trying to hook myself up with a new car and even though I have an exclusive deal we're still looking at a hefty hefty price tag my dude. I'm about $500,000 short. I got a connection that says he'll accept xbux. Can you hook a brother up with the dough? Just look at this pimp ass ride. Picture me and my friend Kyle riding in style all the while! I know you're proud of how I kept the DA going strong in your absence. Show your love with that 500k daddy!

I already gave you $400k out of the goodness of my heart, so no.

Sorry I had some chocolate milk in my ears and couldn't hear you. It almost sounded like you said no but that can't be right.

Dean checks his account and sees the money hasn't been deposited.

Hmmm, what's up with that playa? I know you got my request but haven't made the deposit yet. I'm the reason the Dangerous Alliance has the top wrestlers in this federation in it right now. I even got Calypso to join and be a double agent. I am probably the reason Glisten found his way into our ranks. Not to mention I got Calix to think about joining and he's really cute!

So what was that answer again bubba? You giving me that money or what?

Dean has a child's plastic sword that he's slapping gently into the palm of his hand in a threatening manner.

"I think you heard me just fine, son. I gave you 400k being friendly and then you go and say you are the leader of the Dangerous Alliance and now you want more. I don't think that is chocolate milk in your ears, I think it is bullshit and if you think I am going to give you more money you might as well just walk away now because it isn't oing to happen pl, go it? Do you need me to make it any more clear to you? Look, we have a big match tomorrow and whatever petty problems you have with me put them aside until afterwards because I need you to be cool. Are you cool?"

I feel betrayed like that time my friend Timmy told his parents the location of the campsite I was taking him to for the weekend even though he promised me he was going to tell them he'd be at his grandma's place. There was a whole mess of problems when his stupid prick father showed up, jealous that I was showing his son a better time than he was ever able to do.

You want me to be cool but you're telling me I'm not worth a tiny amount of cash? What if I got stranded in a bad neighborhood and needed bus money to get home safely? I'd call you up and you'd tell me "Uh I already gave you money" and just leave me to get robbed by gang bangers? Think about how rude you're being right now playa. It ain't cool! I want that car! Gimme that money!

"How about you go fuck yourself? If $00k isn't enough for a bus or anything else I feel sorry for you. I earned my money so you can do the same."

(08-10-2015, 02:47 AM)Darren Dangerous Said: "How about you go fuck yourself? If $00k isn't enough for a bus or anything else I feel sorry for you. I earned my money so you can do the same."

Hey you fucking Stay Puff Marshmallow Man! How about you keep your fat mouth closed and let the adult's at the table speak!

By the way Frodo Faggins will you please tell your man wife to stop sending me pics...I'm not into dudes!

Well you can't blame a guy for trying. I can't wait to superkick your face clean off your body!

"Fontana, why don't you go play in traffic until tonight? And yes Frodo, I know it was given to me but I was already more than gerous enough to give that greedy prick $400,000 XBUX and he just wants more. If you see no problem with it give him some of your money."

"WHat is your fucking problem? The name is he DANGEROUS Alliance, not The Dean Alliance. We are supposed to be a team and yet the two of you are acting lie first rate assclowns. What kind of team am I going to have going into this match tonight?"

(08-10-2015, 09:39 AM)Darren Dangerous Said: "WHat is your fucking problem? The name is he DANGEROUS Alliance, not The Dean Alliance. We are supposed to be a team and yet the two of you are acting lie first rate assclowns. What kind of team am I going to have going into this match tonight?"

This is an elimination match! DD bitch tits get's eliminated first I guarantee it!

Fuck off Fontana, when I want your opinion I will beat it out of you.

Frodo, when you are done bouncing on Dean's cock maybe you will realize I am in charge and can kick your ass out just like that. Why don't you put that in your hobbit pipe and smoke it?

"I have only had 1 match and that ws a year ago. I wouldn't be talking shit if my own teammate didn't do it first, but as you said, we will see tonight."

Ok ok ok I see your point DD, maybe I got a little too crazy with inviting badass mofos into the group and running it like grease lightning while you were away, so how about this? I will say I'm sorry and you give me the money I want so I don't have to kick you in your testicles? Because seriously bruh, wouldn't you rather be successticles?

Don't make me spank you daddy. We got a deal?