Dean Moxley McGovern is seen stretched out comfortably on a plush sofa, sipping from a martini glass with a twisty straw as the sounds of young children playing and laughing can be heard in the background, even though none of them can be seen. Dean wiggles his eyebrows and smiles with his sexy sunglasses on as he leans forward and whispers to the camera.

Psst, hey..... you. Yeah you, Peter Gilmour. Over here.

I got a little, well..... let's just say I got a little message for you. You see daddy there's this guy I know, his name's CJ Sharpe, and he's new around these parts so he's just as shy as a toddler's first day at Deanee camp. Can you blame him? No, I can't either. Ok so here's the scoop though my dude; CJ wanted me to let you know he finds you rather attractive and he heard how you need somebody to give you a little bit of that suckee suckee. What I'm trying to say buddy is CJ Sharpe would be willing to give you the knob slob. He'd be willing to go down on you like your name was Mr. Escalator. He's willing to choke on you like you're a pill the size of a waterbug. He's willing to take that man meat of yours, dip it in some marinara, and turn you into his own personal manicotti or something like that; I dunno, I'm not as Italian as you are. Anyway playa, I gots to know, do you accept CJ's offer to SUCK YO DICK?

Dean-o out!

Dean isn't even laughing. He's 100% serious at the moment as he sits back and takes another sip from his twisty straw and clicks on an episode of Tiny Toons.

Aye I never said that! But, I heard you say it...

Morbid Angel!

Don't be shy little tyke! Petey won't thrust too hard. Look how cute and adorable you are. If only you were 30 years younger I might.....invite you to play Wii69 with me.

Bro I've got a girl... I ain't trying to tickle another guys pickle...

Morbid Angel!

Nobody said anything about pickles. You want the MANicotti real bad though. You told me yourself when we ran into each other at 7-11 earlier and you were buying the same flavor slurpee as me.

Peter do you accept CJ's offer? Can I get your thoughts on this situation we got brewing?

I can't anyways.. I'm on a private Jet, Joining the mile high club with Amanda hands..

Morbid Angel!

Who? A man duh's hands? As in, duh, of course it's a man you're getting hands-on with? You're not doing a good job making yourself look less like a meat packing district manager right about now daddy. Is the man, duh, Peter Gilmour?

Not to mention if you don't want a big Italian sausage in your mouth shouldn't you shut it?

Peter wherever you are the proof is in how fast CJ jumped in to verify this offer. Look how quickly he was here. He was watching me record this and he was cool with it. We had a plan, mack daddy, and that plan was as soon as I push upload to the site he was going to jump in and act all shy and timid and play hard to get. The plan is working. Part of the plan to prove he wants you is that he's going to reply some more. Watch...

All I wanted was a signature.. Why don't you suck Peters dick?

Morbid Angel!

Called it.

Told you he'd stick around and wait for you, Peter. His mouth's open. Drop em and insert big daddy. Ow ow!

Bye! *CJ walks away* wait are we still going to 7-11 next week?!

Morbid Angel!

See? See?? Peter, the time is now daddy. He's stalling on purpose right now. Hit those tonsils with that sausage bubba. This is your chance.

See ya! *CJ runs away*

Morbid Angel!

Peter is seen at home on his laptop and comes across this thread. He reads it intently unlike Maverick who needs subtitles and a translator to read promos. Fuckin idiot. So Peter reads what Dean McGovern had to say and just shakes his head. He looks into the camera and then flips it off.



Peter: Fuckin . CJ don't listen to Dean.. He got dropped on his head as a baby. Dean.. go fuck yourself

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(08-01-2015, 03:36 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Peter is seen at home on his laptop and comes across this thread. He reads it intently unlike Maverick who needs subtitles and a translator to read promos. Fuckin idiot. So Peter reads what Dean McGovern had to say and just shakes his head. He looks into the camera and then flips it off.



Peter: Fuckin . CJ don't listen to Dean.. He got dropped on his head as a baby. Dean.. go fuck yourself

"What the hell is a thread?! What, do you think this is some message board? What the fuck, Peter?! And last I checked, you should be watching this, not reading it, you moron. Also, when the hell have I ever mentioned a translator? I can read and watch just fine, but I'm not so sure on you."

Dean's eyes pop out of his head and roll across the......... thread? Next, a needle comes and stitches him back up. All the king's horses and all the queen's men jacked off to the image of Peter humping the air and waiting for CJ's wet lips.

So Peter, I'm glad you accept. I'm glad you're ready to ground and pound his face pussy. My work here is finito. Another perfect match making job by THE MOX! What a cute couple.

Ow ow ow!!

(08-01-2015, 03:36 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Peter is seen at home on his laptop and comes across this thread. He reads it intently unlike Maverick who needs subtitles and a translator to read promos. Fuckin idiot. So Peter reads what Dean McGovern had to say and just shakes his head. He looks into the camera and then flips it off.



Peter: Fuckin . CJ don't listen to Dean.. He got dropped on his head as a baby. Dean.. go fuck yourself

"Lookin good Pete! You lose some weight?"

1X - GOAT.

u could say that samuels ;) or I just look good..

dean.. continue to think u made a match when u cant even WIN one..

Mav... SUCK MY DICK ! clean up my belt for me!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Yeah buuuuddy. Yeah buuuuddy, the guy who just literally killed a guy on Day 2 of Relentless and has held six championships at the same exact time can't win a match? Who you talkin' to again, you fluctuating weight freak fest? Your body shifts weight more than somebody with split personalities changes their mind. Nice job losing that Hart title match. Did you know a fun fact? I have never entered a title match as a challenger that I didn't walk out the champion of? Try it sometime, bub, it's called winning.

That's why I'm 10-3 and you're 10-79843. Dork. Loser. Probably queer too. Pull my finger. Do it. Do it you jerk off! Yeeeah buuuuddy.

(08-01-2015, 11:28 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u could say that samuels ;) or I just look good..

dean.. continue to think u made a match when u cant even WIN one..

Mav... SUCK MY DICK ! clean up my belt for me!

"Hey Peter. It would make you the . Since you want Mav to suck YOUR dick. Just saying bro."

Amanda giggles at CJ's recent comments

Amanda: CJ you wish you still had me but you are cold, stupid and alone. I was with you less than a day and I left because even the blind can see your stupidity/ Grow some balls and try again. XWF belongs to the Dangerous.

Amanda smiles as her scene fades to black.

Bitch you have HIV! In the immortal words of big Sean... Little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fucking with you!

Morbid Angel!

CJ, dude, you gonna let Man Hands over there talk to you like that?

No that's why I said My quote....

Morbid Angel!

"You're all a bunch of banana's!"

(08-02-2015, 03:07 AM)Amanda Hands Said: Amanda giggles at CJ's recent comments

Amanda: CJ you wish you still had me but you are cold, stupid and alone. I was with you less than a day and I left because even the blind can see your stupidity/ Grow some balls and try again. XWF belongs to the Dangerous.

Amanda smiles as her scene fades to black.

"Not Darren. Dude wins less than the Lions."