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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-29-2015, 08:35 PM**

NOCMM: Wow, I really wish I didn't watch that promo. It was total shit. It was fucking nasty. I had never heard of this Ghost Tank guy before, and now I know exactly why. Everyone wanted to forget how shitty he was.

NOCMM starts drinking some water. Ghost Tank's old shitty promo made his throat dry.

NOCMM: Whatever made you leave the XWF before, can that please happen to you again you shitty fuck? Can you eat shit and die for me real quick? Anything to spare me from a week of your nasty poorly performed promos.

NOCMM sighs.

NOCMM: Luckily I assume most of you have no idea what I'm talking about. You all probably only watch my promos since I'm the only person here that's any good at them. I don't blame you all for that. Why would you watch shit promos like Ghost Tank's when Game of Thrones is airing again? He's facing God, so maybe that piqued your interest, but I'll let you know now that after watching the shit promo he did for an episode of Shove-It I can safely say there is nothing else interesting about him or his shitty promos. The guy looks like a

too, so you might become

if you watch too many of them.

NOCMM sips some of his tea.

NOCMM: If Hero Xtreme 7.9 lets one of these two jokers be a main eventer I wouldn't know what to say. God works in mysterious ways, but that would be new levels of mysterious. Unrealistic even. It's fairly obvious these joke wrestlers will be taken to the

HERO

XTREME

SEVEN

POINT

NINE!

NOCMM is approached by a super hot cisgendered female woman and she hands him a wad of bills. NOCMM unbuttons his invisible pants and pulls out his invisible dick and fucks her as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

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