Hey bros. Now that it's been established that no one listens to Team and assonance.


Yeah yeah anyway, since no one listens to you guys there's no use in trying to duck this challenge or act like you're above us or that there's sand in your vaginas or whatever bullshit excuse you'd think of to worm your way out of it. Brick Squad wants to kick your collective asses. May 11th. Madness.

"4 versus 4."

"You see Muddy this is why the south gets a bad name. Inbred hicks like you who can't count or listen, there's 5 of us dude, and we're calling out 5 of you. It's pretty simple, maybe if we hold up a naked picture of your cousin you'll pay more attention to us. I've been to Hicktown, USA before, I probably have one of your relatives numbers to get a source of pics from."

Pest:Why, Carson, there is no need for hostility. Maverick, Flynn, and I had made an agreement. I abided by it. I have not strayed from that. Flynn won his match, he earned his shot, and thus he is getting his match. Thus, my request was met. If you would like to take on The Black Hand, I see no reason why we cannot abide that. I simply request you remember the proper way things went down.

The proper way things went down? Like the part where Maverick tried to weasel his way out of the match like a coward? Seriously bro, I'm pretty sure you have Alzheimer's but at least act like you know what's going on around you. Here, have the proof of your boy being a bitch and tell me I ain't remembering things right.

"Yo just wanted to add something too, this isn't messing with the agreement whatsoever, we're just asking for another match. 5 versus 5, that's all. Either accept so we can have a good match and entertain millions of people, or say no and puss out like little bitches."

"Am I missing a big deal here or is this just not a big deal?"

Pest:Yes, Maverick attempted to. But, the deal was agreed upon and acted upon. No GM forced anything that was not agreed upon. You and your friends did not do anything I did not expect. Nor did I exhibit any hostility about the issue. I wish Brick Squad luck in the match. Maverick does not deserve a belt.

The Black Hand? That sounds like a venereal disease contracted by committing sexual actions with one of too young an age. I suppose you would be the authority on the subject? That also could be something extracted from the Vietnam War. How's the hip, old man? Welcome to the Brick Hall of Fame. Where The Squad stands tall and posers like you move aside.

It ain't a big deal. Bros are bitches if they don't sign on the dotted line.

(04-15-2015, 03:52 PM)Pest Said: Maverick does not deserve a belt.

Yo, he said it not me.

(04-15-2015, 03:53 PM)Henry Hemmington Said: The Black Hand? That sounds like a venereal disease contracted by committing sexual actions with one of too young an age. .

"You would know right dude!?"

Pest:I did agree. I apologize if the years of inhaling upside down cans of air made it difficult to understand. I agreed, and then pointed out how Carson was acting very buffoonish with his ill placed arrogance. The Black Hand is an old Mafia tern. Goes back to the Italian days. And yes, admittedly, Maverick is acting very cowardly with his title. That is not the attitude of a champion. What kind of a champion attempts to back out of matches?

"What wrestler backs out of matches and doesn't accept challenges laid down by dudes who started within this month? Quite being a pussy dude."

Pest:No one is backing out. I am agreeing to your match. I am also agreeing that Maverick should lose.

It's ok bro. Despite your man's best efforts to renege on our agreement it ended up going through anyway. To answer your question, what kind of champions back out of matches? Many, if not most. And that's the sad part. I was hoping Maverick and Scully would be different than everyone else. Maybe in time with your tutelage they will get there.

Until then this proposed 5 on 5 is about entertaining the fans and nothing else. We'll see you fellas on the 11th.

Can we get you to specifically agree to that match? Our assistants would like to put it in our schedules.

"Bro, we have assistants? "

Current Universal Champion
(1x) X-Treme Champion

Plus my buddy Joe is going to work on putting some t-shirts together for the kids.

Team Brick Squad
vs
Team Black Hand
May 11, 2015

The winning team's paychecks will go to cancer research.

For the kids bros, for the kids.

"Hey Moose, could you have those assistants make up some enchiladas? I have a feeling it's going to take a while for these hoes to put on their big girl bras and step up."

Current Universal Champion
(1x) X-Treme Champion

On it bro.

As chance would have it Joe's real name is Jose. He dropped the S because his family was being discriminated against. He still looks hispanic but no one questions a guy named Joe that makes t-shirts and owns a taco truck.

Oh, chicken, beef or fish? Joe's fish taco's are off the chain bro. I definitely recommend some of those. Especially with his pineapple-lime sauce. So good.

Pest:Flynn, since you seem to be the only member of your team that understands English, could you explain to them, in your own way, that the match has been agreed upon, and is scheduled for the Eleventh of next month? And perhaps explain to me why they are having such a difficult time understanding the agreement.

Mr. Pest I think your most recent response is all my friends needed to hear. Thank you for your time dude.

(04-15-2015, 04:22 PM)Bruce Blingsteen Said: "Bro, we have assistants? "

Bro-man. Have I not introduced you to my assistant Acadia? She won't know anything about enchiladas, but she'll whip up a damn good etoufee or gumbo.

She can also whip up a damn good sloppy face-j. Sorry Henry, I tried to stop her but she said you would be ok with it. And by tried to stop her I told her this probably isn't a good idea but I'm not against it. She assured me you were ok with it bro. I hope that's cool. She seems really nice and that cajun accent...amazing bro.

(04-15-2015, 04:57 PM)Flynn Andrew Cole-Ericson Said: She can also whip up a damn good sloppy face-j. Sorry Henry, I tried to stop her but she said you would be ok with it. And by tried to stop her I told her this probably isn't a good idea but I'm not against it. She assured me you were ok with it bro. I hope that's cool. She seems really nice and that cajun accent...amazing bro.

Oh damn bro... you too? Okay it stops there. She's not the Brick Squad's spunk-catcher.

Yeah bro, that's really cool of you looking out for her like that. She needs someone like that in her life. You're the man bro.

(04-15-2015, 04:23 PM)Flynn Andrew Cole-Ericson Said: Plus my buddy Joe is going to work on putting some t-shirts together for the kids.

Team Brick Squad
vs
Team Black Hand
May 11, 2015

The winning team's paychecks will go to cancer research.

For the kids bros, for the kids.

...Now that there is ah' cause worth fightin' fer'...
Muddy Waters abides