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It Is Written #2
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Cain Offline
The Last Son of Eden



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#1
02-22-2015, 07:27 AM

"How many times have I changed my image? A lot, really. If you think about it, I may have the biggest identity crisis in the history of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. I won't deny those words. This latest facet of myself is not like that though."

"Evolution."

"Evolution happens to us all, Duke. I know for a fact that you weren't always the man you are now. You were "human" once, so to speak. Over the years, you've won many many matches, including one against me. Hell, you've beaten Eli James. That is a feat in itself. So yes, you too have evolved. You have evolved into a legend, Duke, and that is not my way of verbally blowing you. I am being truthful, so don't flatter yourself old man."

"As for your "royal title", a wise man once said a very wise thing. You see Duke, I am not a king nor will I ever be. I don't want to be a king. Kings don't win wars, Sebastian. Warriors do though. Human or demon, I will always remain one thing and that is a warrior."

"It's funny though. Quite fucking amusing."

"You see, I thought we were better than this. I thought maybe you could understand where I was coming from by saying "win or lose, you will always get my best". I thought you could understand instead of be a fool who doesn't realize exactly what is going in. This isn't an image change, Duke. This is evolution."

"Each week...each match, I become better. I learn more and more, then put those new skills to the test. It's brought me further than you would think. Yet you sit there, knowing that deep down you DO respect me, and speak to me in a condescending tone. So you mistakenly dubbed me the "Future of Darkness"? At least that's true. I'm the future of this business, Duke. Now by admitting that you've made a mistake lets me know that you aren't some unbeatable entity. You can be beaten."

"Let me not get too focused on Duke, because my first opponent in this tournament is Goat Face Kills. What do we have here, people? Well, here we have a man who offers up a Boer to those who can beat him. Here we have a man who has all the talent in the world, but chooses to waste it on wearing goat masks and raising goats. Joking around. Slipping up. Exactly what he did in his match with Caroline. Weakened state he was in, it is forgiveable but he still slipped up."

"A lot of men around here lack focus. I do not. Not anymore, anyway. You see, GFK, I want this. I want nothing less than the best and I will settle for being nothing less than the greatest. What do you want, GFK?"

"Listen buddy, I told Herod that if you are in this business without dreams of gold than you are in the wrong profession. Me, well, I didn't enter myself into the Gauntlet for no reason. No. I entered myself into the Gauntlet because I knew that I would win. Yes I had my doubts but those quickly vanished when I realized exactly what I am."

""What are you" you say?"

"GFK, I am a living and breathing machine of destruction. I am a terror with dreams of championship gold and hall of fame greatness. I don't know if you know me, but you would do well to remember that no matter how good you are I will strive to be better. Evolution never stops once it takes hold."

"I will beat you and then you will be an afterthought in my rearview."

"Which is funny because I know that to Frodo I am an afterthought. I know that Austin Fernando feels the very same way. I may be a bit crazy every now and then but I am not stupid. Frodo, many times has called me a pussy. Yet I didn't ever see him just stepping up out of nowhere and challenging the biggest dogs behind the fence. Yes. I lost but the fact of the matter is those men will never forget Cain Arkham."

"Which is more than I can day for you, Austin Fernando. You're a great competitor but in this business that doesn't mean anything. Eventually you'll be the one who loses that fire. You'll wrestle a couple of more matches, oh yeah. Then your arrogance will take it's course, and you will say in the most feminine voice possible..."

"..."Like...I'm too good for this business. I'm gonna go make dumb Disney movies.". It's happened to the best of them, Fernando. Just you watch."

"I mean Aaron Underwood and Ricky Desmond are barely watchable, but talented. It's happened to them pretty quickly though because, you know, they sound like a couple of N'Sync wannabes when you hear their names. Like Xavier Swann or that Kennedy guy. Can't fucking focus because they have no ambition. No drive."

"I have ambition or else I wouldn't call men like Sebastian Duke out on their bullshit."

"Speaking of bullshit, yes bullSHIT Duke, what about Hysteria the Prophetic? Pfft. If he's a prophet, maybe he can already see it coming. What? Well, okay, maybe it's "psychic" but the point is, he has been as quiet as a church mouse. We all know what happens to mice, Prophet. Mice get eaten by cat and mother fucker I am the biggest cat in this jungle. Oh sure, you've got that shit title but it was only relevant when I held it. Remember that."


"Also, speaking of remembrance, I think I remember there being a so called "King of the XWF". There's also a "King of the Dwarves". My god, it's like a bad fucking episode of Game of Thrones. How about we call TJ Wallace the "King of the Negroes"? Is he even black? Hell, I dunno, but Johnathon Heartsford fancies himself a knight. I fancy him a King. King of the fucking shortcomings. Man can't win the big one because he sucks big ones. Not tits. Dicks."

"Here's a fuckin' hilarious joke. The man I face Monday is Johnathon Heartsford's opponent. Justin Sane, you haven't retorted with anything whatsoever as it pertains to our match. Now what the fuck did I say about church mice? They get eaten by cats. You'll be fucking eaten alive in this tournament."

"On that note...this big cat is hungry. Every one of you would do well to remember that, because I am ready for my dinner. I'm in the mood for gold."



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