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Tommy Gunn · **02-17-2015, 07:18 AM**

Steve can I call you Steve? Or maybe I'll just keep calling you Stephen, or maybe Stefan, I mean it doesn't really matter what I call you does it? I could call you "The next guy to get his skull crushed by Tommy Gunn" or I could call you "The guy that shit the bed so hard no one ever joined Green's Wrestling Academy Ever Again." Or I could call you Michael Jordan like you suggested. Except that Michael Jordan is one of the 3 greatest basketball players of all time and you, you didn't even get drafted. You couldn't crack an NBA roster. Even a team like the 76ers who have about 2 legit NBA players on the entire roster and yet you still couldn't even get a tryout. You, Steve Stajan couldn't even get a cup of coffee in the NBA. So how about I call you "Every other guy who wasn't good enough to make it to the big time" or maybe just "loser" for short. Because that's what you are Steve. A loser. At basketball. And on Wednesday at wrestling and maybe then you'll realize that you're a loser at life. Maybe after I beat you tomorrow in the Bar Room Brawl you will take the opportunity to take a few pills and then drink yourself to death. Save your family the trouble of having to watch you continue to fail at everything you do.

You keep harping on the fact that I don't intimidate you as if that is supposed to upset me but what you don't get is that I'm not trying to intimidate you. My game isn't to scare people away, though from time to time it happens by accident. Just ask Peter Gilmour. Guy's been running from me since the day I showed up. But you? I don't want to intimidate you. I want to kick your ass and that's what I'm going to do. See I don't get my rocks off by making people run away after they piss themselves, no I have my fun breaking faces. And yours is going to be the next one. Maybe I'll use my firsts. Maybe I'll use a pool stick, or a beer mug or maybe I'll get really excited and ram your head through a juke box.

Let's get a few other things straight. I didn't talk about you sucking cock, I asked if you suck cock. Do you notice the subtle difference? However the fact that you didn't deny it and instead try to turn it around tells me that I was right, you are in fact a massive cock sucker just like your mentor.

I already know what you are capable of Steve because I've seen what your mentor is capable of, or, not capable of. You may not be the beached whale that he is but you are every bit the delusional asshole that thinks he's better than he really is.

Please explain to me Steven why I would be mad about not winning titles? Especially when I've said repeatedly that I don't give a shit about titles and yet despite that I've still managed to win two. Which is two more than will ever win here in the XWF.

As for your whore mother, yeah I knew she died a few years ago. I also know how much you cared about her. That's exactly why I brought her up. To get under your skin. To get into your head and to make you angry. And what do you know. I succeeded. Just like I'm going to do on Wednesday.

See Steve that's part of your problem, you think this is just a wrestling match that takes place in a bar but it's so much more than that. Why do you think I win so God Damn always? It's not just because of brute strength because believe me, there are stronger guys out there than me. I win because I understand that wrestling isn't just about strength and who can suplex who the most times. It involves the mind. And that's why I know that despite what you say and what you might actually be delusional enough to believe you don't stand a chance against me because you aren't smart enough to defeat me.

Now please do me a favor and shut the fuck up.

I won't be responding to whatever it is you say next because it will just be a waste of my time. I've already said too much so just know this.

Come tomorrow night you are going to lose and you are going to lose badly. You may think that being trained by Barney Green gives you a leg up but the truth of the matter is that everything Barney touches turns to shit. That is if he doesn't try and eat it first.

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