Crescencia Odalys Burchill glanced briefly over at Caroline. All that Caroline returned to her was a frown.


Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not going to repeat myself. Go on and fetch me some water. Go on! What, are you becoming fucking stupid?


Why should I when all you do is act like a bitch towards everyone? You're even treating me with a great amount of disrespect right now. I'm not going to get anything for you, especially with the kind of treatment you're giving to me right now. I'm your sister and, quite frankly, I'm the only person that you have left before you went all bitchy for no reason. Don't be like that.


Do you dare to defy my orders? I am five years your senior, first of all. And secondly you will do whatever it is that I tell you to do. How dare you talk to me like that?!


Just because I'm your sister doesn't give you any automatic rights to boss me around like that. You're not the prime minister or the Queen so you can get off of that ego trip of yours now.


You know what? I'm fucking through with you. I will not let you to talk to me like that.


Wait, what? I didn't even do anything! You're the one here who's--


I don't want to hear it!


See? You're--


Shut up!


Crescencia just threw her hands up in defeat and rolled her eyes. She then sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose, shaking her head and muttering underneath her breath.


Why are you so fucking difficult to deal with...?

Loverboy shows up eating a Cinnabon and decides to try and lay the palaver on Caroline or her sister.

Hey girls! You.... eh... look, it still just looks like jizz. It's all I can see now.

I mean... you see it too though, right Frodo?

Congrats, Frodo. I could really care less about you and Sarah. In fact, I was never interested in you from the beginning. Lane, get the fuck out of my sight. I'm not dealing with your shit today.


Crescencia couldn't help but to crack a smirk. Caroline saw this and immediately glared at her.


What the fuck are you laughing at? You think that this is funny?

Frodo, eat shit.

I'm not bashing anyone, dude. Caroline's cool. Especially now that she's douched out every last bit of you.

Her sister's kinda fine, too.

You know, I've never had sisters at the same time before? Roxy's gonna love this.

Bucket list!

You seem pretty unwelcome to this chick yourself, dude. I think you're the one doing the harassing.

I'm just trying to chit chat with these nice ladies!

Run along before you get beat up again, midget.

Fucking Christ... is there ever a day in your pathetic lives where the two of you don't argue with one another?

Tommy enters the place eating some apples and looks around.

One dude about to take a number two... rockstar dude talking about nothing... some chick on her period... and some chick who being a slave to another chick. Isn't this a joyous occasion.

He continues to eat his apple.

Tommy still eats this apples, then swallow it to speak.


Hey at least I got a toe job from her, and i made her ass clap longer than TJ or what Luca did to her. So enjoy your dump break, Frodo or else see me in the news for kidnapping Katie.

He smiles at Frodo and continues to bite another piece of his apple.

What you are doing is disgusting in the eyes of God! How dare you get so grotesque when talking about a females body, you are growing quickly into the realm of Pest. After this the next step for you is molesting children and worshiping Satan. I hope being vulgar is worth every day in hell you will spend!

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Matthew 5:8

"Hmm... A group of arguing people is no more beneficial to anyone than a large meal is a source of exercise. Perhaps you all need to just let these things go. How do you think this argument will affect your lives in two weeks time? I do not believe it will have any bearing.

And you, Caroline... I understand your frustration, but I do not agree with your approach in dealing with it. You seem to have a deep-seated anger within you. What enrages you so? How can you learn to be free of this burden?"

Yeah, Lito, tell this chick to calm down!

She needs to find the interconnectedness of all things or whatever.

By the way, dude, do you know Sammo Hung?

No, I don't. I'm sorry to disappoint you. Those of Asian descent do not all know eachother. I do not know him any more than you probably know Adam Sandler, the comedic actor.

"Vinnie, didn't you do coke one time with Adam Sandler?"

Yeah, it was cool.

He was all like "Dude, I kinda want to make a bunch of movies with Drew Barrymore."

And I was all, "Man, she used to be really hot! Like in Poison Ivy!"

So then he did that. My bad, guys.

Pest:Ah, E.T. The pinnacle of Drew's attractiveness. Shame she got old.