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Morbid Angel · **01-03-2015, 09:46 PM**

Today we have up for auction a one of a kind Phallus of Gilmour! It is a 5 inch penis filled with ballistics gel to make sure it retains its shape. The ding-a-ling has been professionally circumcised to the precise specifications of his father’s liking, never been used with virtually zero wear on the shaft skin.

The Bidding starts at 10,000 Xbux! There is a reserve price set

(bids are taken bellow)

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **01-03-2015, 09:48 PM**

Someone loan me 11K!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **01-04-2015, 12:22 AM**

12.5k

Justin Sane · **01-04-2015, 02:57 AM**

13k. I don't want it, I just don't want Peter to have it.

Blue Gator · **01-04-2015, 09:15 AM**

mi uld wig iz worf 100000 xbux so i giv wig in egschang 4 penis

yo yo yo chck it ot

wig 4 penus

wig 4 penus

dunt ned wig jus ned penus

dong an tush

invaydin ur bush

getin dat puss

peter penus and kush

AerialKnight · **01-04-2015, 09:18 AM**

"Morbid, you and I both know that any amount higher than 1 Xbuck is too much for this thing."

"13,001."

Gator · **01-04-2015, 09:24 AM**

"Fourteen thousand!"

Tommy Gunn · **01-04-2015, 09:47 AM**

14.5K

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-04-2015, 10:57 AM**

"I'll toss my 2k in with whoever wins, as long as it's not Peter. That way Pete has to bid an additional 2k to win."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **01-04-2015, 01:59 PM**

14,250

Tommy Gunn · **01-04-2015, 02:18 PM**

(01-04-2015, 01:59 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: 14,250

Hey fucknuts, I already bid 14.5. So your response is to throw out a bid that is lower? Do you know how an auction works? No clearly you don't so let me clue you in.

When you are bidding to win something the way to do that is to bid higher than the person before you.

Fucking idiot.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-04-2015, 03:04 PM**

"And, I put my two thousand with the highest bid, making Tommy the winner with a Sixteen point five thousand bid. You need at least seventeen to win."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **01-04-2015, 03:34 PM**

both of u can fuck off and blow me!

22.5k!

Tommy Gunn · **01-04-2015, 03:40 PM**

22,501 K

See how I did that fuckhead?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **01-04-2015, 04:25 PM**

22,502!

SUCK ON THAT BITCH!

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-04-2015, 04:28 PM**

"Tommy is still winning because of my two. It goes to everyone but you. Come up two thousand more and you have a shot."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **01-04-2015, 05:16 PM**

27k

Morbid Angel · **01-04-2015, 08:25 PM**

Going once...

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **01-04-2015, 09:29 PM**

just give it to me morby..

Morbid Angel · **01-04-2015, 09:54 PM**

fine...SOLD!

Maverick · **01-04-2015, 10:06 PM**

"Goddammit."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **01-05-2015, 09:14 AM**

ha suck on that FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRS!

Tommy Gunn · **01-05-2015, 09:25 AM**

Hahahaha what an asshole.

You just spent 27K to buy back something that serves no purpose.

What are you going to do wear it around your neck as a trophy reminding everyone of the time you got your dick cut off?

You are the biggest fucking chump in history.

John Samuels · **01-05-2015, 09:29 AM**

"This new cock of yours must not be so SUPER if you're going to spend a small fortune on the old, useless one. This is dumb, even for you Pete."

**Vincent Lane** · **01-05-2015, 09:35 AM**

I thought Frodo was the only guy in the XWF who paid for dick? How fatuous.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-05-2015, 10:56 AM**

'Roxy tried to pay me to show her what a real man is like. Something about Michelle Tanner's clitoris not being big enough. I had to turn it down because I have standards."

**Vincent Lane** · **01-05-2015, 10:58 AM**

So we're just making shit up now?

Here's one - "your mother actually loved you."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **01-05-2015, 11:06 AM**

since Morby bronzed it im gonna give it to my wife so whenever she's lonely.. she can think of my super cock!

be jealous

!

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-05-2015, 12:06 PM**

(01-05-2015, 10:58 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: So we're just making shit up now?

Here's one - "your mother actually loved you."

"First, how do know I made it up? You're off pretending people care about you, leaving her alone. With the way her face looks, it's no wonder she gets lonely. Second of all, the mother jokes are pretty fucking weak. Especially since it's well documented that her and I strongly don't like each other. Thought you might have something better, but like Roxy in the bedroom, I'm disappointed."

**Vincent Lane** · **01-05-2015, 01:33 PM**

Ladies and gentlemen, the dude who thought calling me "Vannie Lome" for weeks on end was fresh and hilarious has decided my insults are stale.

I rest my case.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-05-2015, 01:58 PM**

"Vannie Lome, Vinnie Lame, Michelle Tanner, fagboy and shitgirl, all of them work because they achieve the goal of getting under your skin. I succeed there. But you, you fail to ruffle a hair. Because you were just lazy. I'm trying to help better you. Make you something besides the logs that fall from Samuels' ass."

Morbid Angel · **01-05-2015, 06:50 PM**

Morbid angel walks across the bidding field and hands Peter Gilmour a box containing the dismembered member that he so very much wanted.

Morbid Angel-"DICKS!"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **01-05-2015, 08:33 PM**

*Peter takes the box and opens it showing his bronzed penis. He then puts it around his lovely fiance Maria Brink's neck. But he makes sure it doesn't cause a reaction. He whispers something in her ear and Maria nods her head. Peter puts the dick back in the box and walks off*

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