*Gator sets up a Christmas tree and let's it do it's thing*

"prepur 4 christmus" tappinbaum sed

"i am back and ready to pin da chump" in a heartbeat, he pins roxy.

"nobidin can stup me! i am invincble!"

Hay stup dat u cheeki scrub

Wana heer jok?

funi jok

laen tri beet tush

dremetec pors

he cant coz he stippid cros dresar

((Loverboy dumps Tush out of his wheelchair.))

tat waz bang ot uv ordur u fokin cont

*Gator nods to Loveboy and they grab a nearby Persian rug and wrap Tush's crippled body in it and throw it off a bridge. Tush floats down the river hopefully never to be seen again. The pin attempt continues*

Can Tush swim?

Anyway, dude, get off my girlfriend. That's fucked up.

Roxy, give him the damn belt.

Boo.

Fine. Why didn't you introduce us sooner, though?

I hear his girlfriend is sexy, and persuadable.


Here you go, Masked Man.

((Roxy rolls onto her stomach so Gator can remove the belt from her waist.))

"... Hm.... Todd!"

*Todd runs the hell over there and gropes at Roxy while removing the belt and handing it to Gator*

Oh you little bastard...

Kirk walks up sees Roxy lying on her belly with the chubby Todd detaching the belt. Kirk pushes Todd out of the way, detaches the belt while looking elsewhere, and hands the belt to Gator.

That must've been the hardest attempt ever, Gator. Get the fuck out of here.

Kirk leaves whilst throwing middle fingers up in the air.

*Gator looks at the belt*

"... I immediately regret this."

The Doctor stands along the edge of a river, smoking a fine cigar as a large Persian rug floats by then washes up beside him. He cocks his head and kicks the rug and it unravels itself in a very fine fashion.

What have we here?

The crippled body of Tush lies on top of the rug, soaked to the bone, motionless with the stupidest possible look upon his face. The Doctor snuffs out the cigar and places it in his chest pocket. He then reaches down and grabs Tush by the ankle, and while whistling a fine tune, the Doctor slowly walks into the river while dragging Tush close behind him.