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Satoko · **11-24-2014, 08:21 PM**

Can't

That's all people want to tell you anymore, what you can't do. Hell if we listened to the venom that we constantly spit towards each other then nothing would ever get done. There would be no music because nobody can sing, no movies because nobody can act or direct, and nobody running the government because nobody knows how to run a country. I could keep going all day but the fact still remains that most of the time the people that tell you what you can't do are just piles of dicks. That's right, just a bunch of dicks who escaped from their trouser prison's in order to stack themselves together and take on human form so they can vent their frustrations after a lifetime of sharing living quarters with a pair of balls and an asshole. Still as much as they want to try to make you believe otherwise, at the end of the day they're still just dicks. Take the phallic prophet for example, I sign up for a match and this world class trouser snake questions if I deserve tag team gold? I'm not going to waste time looking it up but this guy has to have the intelligence of freshly snipped foreskin right? I put my name into a match that ANYBODY can sign up for and he wants to open his moronic mouth about how I don't deserve a chance at the Tag Titles? Really and you know this because? What you rubbed the crystal balls of the higher power until his magic wand shot a futuristic load right into your eyes that gave you a vision of me failing to become a tag team champion? Actually that's probably a better option to go with instead of the truth since the truth is that you're just an attention seeking windbag who wants to run his mouth so that he looks cool in front of all the other attention seeking windbags around here. Wow, you're so fucking prophetic. Oh that's right I'm dealing with a moron here so I better not play around with words because you're probably incapable of reading between the lines. I'll just say it so you can understand it, fuck off you pathetic piece of shit and if I want you're opinion I'll... Scratch that last part because that's something I'm NEVER going to want.

That brings me to the match at hand, it will be Jill Lorder and I going up against Jack and Pest. First of all there is my partner who I fully believe that I can trust to pull her own weight. Why? Well in all honesty it kind of feels as though I'm teaming with myself. I see a lot of similarities between myself and Miss Lorder, hell we both even manage to get under Aerial Knight's skin. Don't worry Aerial, I still wuv you. With all of the similarities between us, there is one thing that is hard to tell about a person until their back is against the wall and that's their drive. Before I continue I'd like to point out two key things that Jack said.

JACK Said: It's going to take skill, charisma, self confidence, and the determination to completely destroy the dreams of others in order to come anywhere close to victory.

For now, just know that there are know true heroes in this federation.

There are only opportunists.

This is exactly what I'm talking about when I say that it's hard to gauge someone's drive. Now when it comes to me, I'm not interested in who likes me and who doesn't nor do I care all that much about what anybody will say or do in response to my actions. I have one simple objective here in the XWF and that's to win by any means necessary. For anybody who has watched my matches that fact is as clear as day since several of my moves aren't exactly legal inside of a wrestling ring. However if the opportunity presents itself I'm still going to use those moves and do whatever else I have to do in order to win. I believe leading up to my match with Aerial Knight he refereed to my actions as something along the lines of "heartless" or "cruel" but you know what, that's what you have to be. Getting back to what Jack said, he's right, there are no true heroes in this federation, no I'll take it further than that, there are no true heroes in this business. There are just those who do whatever it takes to succeed and fools who try to stand on a moral high ground. You know who I mean, those self righteous idiots who worry about what people think of them and pander to the fans. The holier than thou nimrods that separate everything into "wrong" and "right" then make sure every little thing that they do is viewed as "right". These people are cute, really they are. However one day they're going to grow the fuck up and realize that this business is not divided into wrong and right or black and white. None of those things matter, people in this business are only and can only be grouped into two categories, winners and losers. How you work your way into either category is irrelevant. Seriously, some people like to complain about those who cash in briefcases in order to win titles but if that really matters then tell me, why is it that there is no note of that in the record books? Simple, because it doesn't matter. There are no asterisks, there is no extra credit, there is no right and wrong, there are only winners and losers. As I said I can't truly speak for Jill but I know I'm damn sure going to do whatever it takes to be a winner and I have a feeling she feels the exact same way. That answer your question Jacky poo?

Then there was Pest who seems to have a pretty odd understanding of how all of this works. First of all he seemed a little irritated that I hadn't talked about him, aww, does the wittle baby want attention? Wait, did I really just ask if the guy who wears a dildo crown, pretends to be a bunch of different people, and lives off of shock value wants attention? Wait, didn't that same guy also try to say I would be too busy jerking off to amount to anything in the ring? Again, he has a fucking odd understanding of how all of this works. Apparently he can freely go through all of his attention seeking antics and still manage to amount to something in the ring but if I wanted to jerk off I couldn't? Let me tell you of something Pest, the way I'm feeling right now I could probably jerk off during our match and still come out on top. What I did there, you see it. As a matter of fact Pest I might work on a new move just for you since you love to be the center of attention. Picture it, Asian Mist covering your face, blinding you, and spraying from my dick. Can't you see it? #AsianDickMist will be the number one trend on twitter, memes will pop up everywhere featuring me dick misting you. They'll have captions like "Meanwhile in Japan", "Cum level: Asian", and "Taste the rainbow". Among others of course, you know how creative the internet can get but it won't end there. No, of course the video of it will pop up on youtube, do dicks violate the any policy? Probably huh? Oh well, xvideos, xhamster, and youporn will have no problem showing it. So basically Pest what I'm trying to say is you're about to get all the attention you can handle because after our match, me embarrassing you is going to be everywhere you look. That little bitch of yours will probably even get it memorialized in a trap stamp, isn't that awesome? You'll see it every time you're hitting that little slut from the back.

All of that aside Pest, this is not a joke to me. You can keep thinking whatever you want to think in order to make you believe I won't be 100% focused on taking your head off but you're going to realize as soon as you step into the ring with me that you made a massive mistake. I don't spend all of my time trying to parody W-G-W-F wrestlers while also trying to get wrestlers here in the XWF to care. Seriously Pest, other than me, how many people who are currently active in the XWF actually know anything about the W-G-W-F at all? Now, how many of them care? Pretty sure the answer is none or Gilmour which is basically the same thing. Now while you have been begging for attention, trying to troll people, and trying to get people to give a shit, I've been working. Not my main job, I'm talking about when I'm not getting paid for sex. Any time I'm not working in the bedroom you can bet your girly ass that I've been working in the wrestling ring. You do know you have a girl's ass right? You'd probably look amazing in some black stockings and high heels, just throwing that out there. It's almost a shame I'm going to have to break my foot off in that ass of yours, almost.

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