LH Harrison the man with an active imagination and yet he can't even imagine himself throwing something at me that hasn't been used by every opponent I've ever faced.

Ever.

It's almost like these people have a little check list that they downloaded off the internet "Things to say when facing Enigma."

Talk about Enigma hiding his face behind a mask...check.

Talk about how Enigma looks like a character from a video game...check.

Talk about how Enigma's name sounds like a shitty band from the 90's...check.

Tell everyone what the definition of an Enigma is as if they are all and have never stumbled upon the info on their own...check.

Make the connection between the name Enigma and Edward Nigma from the Batman Franchise...check.

Think that because they flipped some unoriginal bullshit at me that I've swatted down more times than Peter Gilmour when he asks a girl out on a date that they somehow now have an advantage....check.

Hear the sound of the bell, look across the ring, see Enigma, wet themselves and proceed to get pinned by Enigma...check.

That last one is my favorite, and do you know what that is LH?

I suppose maybe you do now that you've finally got a taste for winning. In fact you are actually on a winning streak.

Let's talk about that word shall we.

Streak.

What exactly is a streak?

Well according to LH Harrison because I lost two matches in a row I was on a losing streak I suppose on the surface that's true.

Of course what LH didn't really talk about is how in the first match of that streak I didn't take the fall, someone else did. I didn't win that match but I certainly didn't lose it. I did however lose the United States title. Which if you haven't figured it out by now is of little consequence to me. I care very little about keeping a title once I've won it.

The second match in this little losing streak was the result of an unprovoked attack by Olive Pendershore's fuck stick Griffin MacAlister. Griff took exception to the non stop beating that I was handing his little girlfriend and decided he wanted to get in on the act. Yes, Olive pinned me, in fact it's the only time I've been pinned in the 10 matches I've had.

10 matches.

7 wins.

3 loses.

Only once was I pinned.

Unlike you who didn't realize that a match could end any other way than you being pinned until what your 6th match?

But back to streaks. You've managed to find yourself on a little winning streak. And it seems that you've already allowed that little streak to get to your head.

You seem to think that because you've beaten two bottom of the barrel mainstays and Cain that you've suddenly ascended the ranks of the XWF. Please tell me how you've managed to do that?

Talk to me when you beat someone worth a damn.

Come October 1st the most famous thing you will be known for is being the next guy to get destroyed by me.

You honestly think you have a chance to beat me? And then somehow beat the X-treme champion? Whoever the hell it may be? Sure you might have had a chance against a nobody like Maverick, who despite being a nobody he's managed to do more than you have. But Vinnie Lane? He's in a league well above yours, and yet, that's still a league well below mine.

LH I want you to do me a favor. Are you listening?

Move closer to the screen, turn up the volume and listen, listen real good.

I want you to put down the Websters Dictionary, no one cares what the definition of an Enigma is and instead I want you to go and take a look at the XWF Record Books, specifically the section dedicated to the X-treme title.

Here, I'll even put the link to that on the screen so you can just go over to your computer and type it in.

http://acw-wrestling.webs.com/xtreme

Now once you get there I want you to look at the all of the people who have won the X-treme title in 2014 and then I want you to tell me where the name Enigma falls in terms of length of a title reign.

You claimed I held the title for 10 seconds, how and where you came up with that is anyone's guess. It certainly didn't come from doing any research.

You know what, I'm so happy that you decided to call out the longevity of my title reign that I'll do the work for you.

Mark Flynn - 53 days

Mandii Rider - 44 Days

Steve Davids - 42 Days

Enigma - 30 days

A fuck ton of guys with less time than that.

Who knows how long my title reign as X-treme Champion would have continued had Mandii Rider not smartly taken advantage of the situation and pinned me while I was celebrating my United States Title Victory.

And while we are on the subject of my United States Title victory ask yourself this, how did I find myself in that match to begin with?

I'll give you a hint it has something to do with holding the X-treme title for at least two weeks.

You might not have been familiar with that rule seeing as how holding the X-treme title was never really in the cards for you but there was a time when holding the title for two weeks meant a shot at the United States or Tag Team Titles. Now that the United States title has been removed from the equation the prize for two weeks of holding the X title is a shot at the tag or trios titles.

You see LH, isn't it fun being informed and not an ignorant jackass who spouts off about things he knows nothing about?

Don't you feel better now that you know the rules and some XWF history?

Now run along LH, dream your dreams.

Maybe in them you can conquer the big bad Ignorance demon, I hear he can really bite you in the ass so be careful.

Become the hero you always wished you were.

Instead of the running joke that you are.