I walk into the room and all the people stop and stare. Could it be my good looking face? I always got every hair in place because I am so good-looking. Just look at this body. It's okay to stare and admit your faults. Some people are just crafted perfectly by God and I am one of those. It's okay to be jealous of me.

Liz Hathaway, You and I would never work as a couple because quite frankly, I am better looking than you. You should get out the ring because you aren't even worth my time. This Pretty Prince is gonna put you down like nothing. Just admit you are jealous of my good looks and the fact I would never give you the time of day. I am everywhere. All over twitter and instagram. People talk about me yet don't talk about you. Go figure, huh.

Blizzard, You and I go way back. I remember when you disappeared and in 2012, I became World Champion and welcomed all challengers yet you never even challenged me for it. I had an open-door policy. Anybody that wanted a shot, got it. They just couldn't handle my skills in the ring and I accomplished so much at a young age. I was the poster boy for doing everything right and I may have smoked a little pot but I never drank any beer because that's empty calories and it takes a lot to keep the figure I got. Might I suggest you do some flutter kicks or something to get yourself into shape because I can run circles around you. I am perfection. You are not. it won't be Justice for Aidan. It will be Retribution for Barney. You damage my pretty face. I will break your legs. I got my face insured for $500,000.

Gorgeous people finish first, XWF.

-Barney Green



The scene opens up inside of a photo shoot where we see Barney Green, dressed in a white tank top with blue khakis and black wing tipped shoes. The photographer starts taking pictures of Green as Green does a few poses. The photographer goes to speak.

Photographer: Show off that body! Work It! Now, Take Off The Shirt.

Green rips the tank top off in one motion and it falls to the ground slowly as he strikes another pose when suddenly a familiar face rushes onto the set. It's Jeff Night! He is dressed in a red and white suit with black shoes. Jeff goes to speak.

Jeff: I hate to break it to you, man. But you are not Barney Green. You are just some guy who bought his name and career. Can you please stop using his name everywhere?

Green goes to speak.

Barney: I don't know what you are talking about. I was born Barney Allison Green. I have papers proving who I am. You are just jealous that I kicked you to the curb because I don't need to be under the management of some hippy who drinks and smokes pot. I also don't need to be around a guy who dresses like Colonel Sanders so Jenkins, Take care of this guy.

Jenkins, The 6'5 Security Guard of Barney Green, approaches Night from behind and picks him up in a bear hug position and starts carrying him out the building as Night screams. Jenkins throws Night outside the building and slams the door shut. Barney goes to speak.

Barney: You really need to get better security or something because I shouldn't have to worry about my precious face getting damaged.

Photographer: I can assure this is a secure set. Now, Let's take a few more pictures than we can call it a day.

Green starts posing again as the photographer starts taking a few more pictures as the scene fades to black.