'*A mysterious masked man is standing in a comic book store looking through the stories. He chunks them behind himself as he finishes looking at them. The camera man is standing behind him. He raises an eyebrow and taps the man on the shoulder. The man in a yellow and black suit jumps.*

"Oh you scared me, Todd!"

T- "Todd? No I’m Jeb. Have you seen a guy around here either dressed like a business bum or a rocker from the 80’s?"

"Jeb? You want to be called Jeb, now Todd? What kind of BLEEP name is that? I don’t approve, now aim that camera at my face. Wait did I just get bleeped? What the BLEEP did I get bleeped for? Ohhhh that makes sense. My writer in order to keep me PG has put bleeps in where I would normally curse. That’s a good idea. And I’m right here, Todd!"

*The masked man winks at the camera.*

T- "So what are you doing in a comic book store, L-"

"Shhhh! That’s my real name! I don’t go by that unless I’m not wearing the costume. Duh. Don’t you BLEEP understand anything Todd? The nameeee is Croco."




T- "Right and my name is Je-"

"TODD! See! I can read your BLEEP mind my fateful sidekick. Now get a good shot of my good side. This one… err I mean this one. Oh who am I kidding, all of my sides are great. Even my backside!"

*Croco slams his but on top of the camera. ‘Todd’ flinches back with the camera.*

T- "LH… I mean ‘Croco,’ what do you want the boys to do while we’re in Los Angeles?"

"Well do what anyone does in Hollywood, go have a great BLEEP time! Except for you, Jeb. No, I need you in the most sincere and poignant way."

*Croco is now rubbing Todd’s rather large chest and is running his fingers through his chest hair that is poking out of his shirt.*

T- "You-… you do?"

"Why yes, my love. To run my BLEEP camera. Now get ready."

*Croco pushes him into the chair by the table. Croco walks away and begins looking through comics.*

"Oh hello there! Welcome to Croco’s Comic Book Emporium! I’m here flipping through comics looking for some possible new moves to introduce in my match-up on Monday Night Madnessssss! Hey Todd, hand me that book beside your fat BLEEP."

*’Todd’ turns and grabs the book. Croco grabs it from him and smacks him in the head for taking so long. ‘Todd’ rubs his head.*

T- "What’d you Fu-"

*Croco smacks him again.*

"No BLEEP cursing! This is a BLEEP PG show. And if I can’t BLEEP curse then you can’t BLEEP curse! Now ladies and gentleShanes, this here is the International Database of Hair Bands from the 80’s. As you can see, there are multitudes of hard rock bands from this era! And they all rock! But you know what doesn’t rock? Being a reject J-Pro wrestler who thought he could come to XWF to make a name for himself. Don’t you agree, Todd?"

T- I don’t think he was a reject. He had office politics holding him back from Gator’s dad and…

*Croco glares at ‘Todd’ shutting him up. Croco flings him the book and picks up another book.*

"This one is the book of crime investigations. My good friend… or should I say ex-friend Luca is a private investigator. WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME?! You told me that I was cool and then you rip me to shreds? I thought we were friends you BLEEP! As for the legend comment, I meant that only as a way to identify that you were old news. You’re a legend and as all legends you should go and disappear again so the public isn’t sure whether or not you’re actually real. Actually just wait until Monday and I’ll bring you to the edge of oblivion and drop you off the cliff. As for your crime investigations, do you actually solve anything or do you just like looking at your nametag and ominously talking about your past? I’m Luca and Lazarus and blah blah blah."

*Todd laughs at Croco causing Croco to point at Todd while clicking with his mouth. He then flings the book at Todd who dodges. Croco grabs the next book off the table.*

"Next is my dark adversary. The cursing alternative to Croco, Gator! Well what can I say Mr. Gator? You’re one of the adversaries I’m most looking forward to competing against! In fact, I designed this outfit just to your liking? You know this costume looks a lot like Deadpool? That’s why I painted mine Yellow and Black, to avoid the confusion. Oh and to avoid plagiarism. Plagiarism is a BLEEP."

*Croco then motions towards Todd and Todd then pulls a cigar out of his satchel. He flings it to Croco and flings him a lighter. Croco catches both and begins lighting up. He coughs a ton after the first hit on the cigar. The owner who has been watching from afar walks up at the sight of this.*

"HEY! You can’t smoke in here!"

"I can’t?"

"Yeah! You know that law came into play a few years ago banning smoking inside buildings."

"Whoops! My bad!"

*Croco flings the lighter and cigar to Todd who fumbles the cigar and it hits a stack of comics and instantly blazes up. Croco looks at Todd with a look that shows him thinking Todd is a complete moron. Croco then darts out of the store with Todd in hot pursuit. They run down the block and Croco collapses on the ground laughing.*

"Way to go you BLEEP moron! You lit the whole BLEEP store on fire!"

*Croco begins laughing wildly as Todd lays down beside him. They stare into the blue sky.*