Hello, my name is LH Harrison.

My favorite movie of all time is Toy Story.

My favorite band is Two Empty Chairs. They are a local band here in South Arkansas.

I enjoy attending church, singing, training, and helping others in need.

I regularly do charity and mission trips to help those in need.

My favorite books were the Left Behind sagas.

Oh, and I also aim to Inspire.

I made a successful porno film
My favorite bands are Pantera and Cannibal Corpse
My favorite movies are Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Robocop
I had sex with 4 women in separate encounters in just 1 night, one of whom was Christina Ricci and another might have been Talena Atfield, ex bassist for Kittie. I was drunk and don't remember.
I have a 11 1/2 inch penis
I smoked a joint with Snoop Dog once
On a dare I pissed on Michael J Fox
I have never been in love before

I have a 16 year old in my basement.
Win lose or draw, I intend to throw Darren Dangerous off the Scaffold after his match at the PPV.

I am Atomsk, The Enlightened One.

I do not watch movies. They are a distraction to my training.

I do not listen to music. It is a distraction to my training.

I do not attend church. Religion is a distraction to my training.




I like training.

Fact! In my time here I've:

Had a long term relationship with my stalker.
Created a successful podcast.
Teamed with The Rock and a Child Molester (allegedly, never convicted) and almost won the trio tag titles.
My stalker, aka Joy then cheated on me.
Then weeks later, the guy she cheated on me with got guillotined (I had nothing to do with it)
I formed a group of Straight Edge Disciples to attempt to clean this drug fueled company.
It proved to be futile because a life of purity was 'too hard' for half the members.
I was involved in what I dubbed "The UFO Screwjob" where I lost my UFO title but it was bullshit.
I was invited to join The Brotherhood, only to get kicked out like a week later.
I was set on fire by a naked Egyptian Queen.
I played Zorro in the remake, turning me into a movie star.
Briefly dated a Canadian Wrestler here, she loved tea is all that I remember about her.
I was set on fire again, this time from a botch pyro entrance
I donned a mask because of it.
I removed the mask and became hotter.
Then I retired.

In retrospect, my career has never been fun.
Actually it kind of sucked.
Just one disappointment after another.
I'm glad I'm retired.
Fuck this place!

Oh, and I poisoned Shane's asparagus earlier this morning.

My favorite movies are Aladdin (RIP Robin Williams) and Spiderman 3.
I wear a special outfit at night and I fight crime in it.
I used to be a doctor, but I gave back my doctorate.
I've never liked pianos.
I tasted tobacco once, but I didn't like it.
My favorite wrestler was Peter Gilmour but now Clean Lucena and Mr. XWF are my favorites.
I was the sole member of the A-Team of The Heyman Alliance until I passed the torch to Frodo, Tommy Gunn, and Steve Davids.
I had a manager who was really mean, but he was actually a demon controlled by God and Satan.
My favorite pizza is supreme with pineapple.
I wash my hands all the time.

16-4
XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division



Universal Champions Defeated
Vinnie Lane
Peter Gilmour (x2)
Azrael Erebus
Sebastian Duke
Eli James IV
Jim Caedus
Trax
Chris Chaos
Robbie Bourbon
The Engineer


Shoutout to Graves for the banner

(08-12-2014, 08:23 PM)Mr WGWF Said: I have a 16 year old in my basement.
Win lose or draw, I intend to throw Darren Dangerous off the Scaffold after his match at the PPV.

you're not even in the match asshole

I'll be there, trust me.

"I once took my underage nephew to a strip club, where he lost his virginity to his sister.

I hate black people.

I was a cop before being forced into retirement.

Tom Jones is my favorite musician.

I knew Frodo was adopted for 30+ years and I didn't tell him.

I once bought a Lincoln just to impress a white girl.

I've killed people. As a cop.

I Dirty Jerked MacAllister twice in a row. Still don't know if he can have kids after that.

When we were kids I shat the bed and blamed Frodo."

I've seen Motley Crue in concert 17 times.

I'm immune to HIV, because my ancestors survived the bubonic plague.

My first wrestling gimmick was in a circus stable, and I was a clown.

I used to play Dungeons and Dragons in High School. I was a drow elf.

I have the high score on the Ms. Pac Man arcade game at my local laundromat.

Oh, and I'm a rock star. And might be some of you guys' dad. Sorry.

Before being scouted by XWF, Gunnar was a bouncer for a gay strip club

Luke Gunnar is Straight Edge and after seeing certain straight edge superstars in the wrestling industry he had "Pipebomb" tattooed on his left calf

After multiple DNA tests, Luke Gunnar has dispelled all rumors that he is the son of Loverboy

ooc: I think I fought that same hobo once lol. Winchester is only an hour from me

"My real name is Jacob Woods."

"I was in J-Pro for four years before entering XWF."

"In my first week here I burnt some David Bowie looking motherfuckers house down. Not on purpose. It's a long story."

"I do drugs but only for recreational purposes. Also for my anxiety... I have anxiety."

"I kidnapped this cameraman named Todd, but we're friends now. Say hi Todd."

T: "Hi."

"Nobody cares what you have to say Todd! Jesus. Sorry about him. I like a lot of people in the XWF, like Socrates. We had a team called Gator and the Greek one week, we would of done pretty well if it wasn't for this dead weight called Kyle Star. I threw him off the side of the Mayflower. I also like Loverboy. We had a connection."

"I'm also friends with Mark Flynn. We usually hang out once a week."