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LH Harrison · **08-05-2014, 02:32 PM**

The camera comes on to reveal the wooden floor paneling.

LH: Freddy, you're sure you have that?

Freddy brings the camera up to reveal LH sitting in a large wooden chair at the end of a big table inside of LH's house with Freddy and the camera at the opposite end.

Freddy: Yeah bro I got dis.

LH: Alright...

LH clears his throat before setting his hands on the table with his fingers interlocked and leans forward.

LH: This is an open challenge to all of the XWF. My name is LH Harrison in case you aren't familiar with my work. I am the Inspiration of the XWF, and I wish to captivate our audience with honorable match-ups within the squared circle. Now, having said all of that, if you wish to step inside the ring with the most genuine and Inspirational wrestler on the XWF roster then accept my offer. I'll fight you anywhere, any time, and in your choice of match with the only catch being that you have to keep it honorable. The choice is yours, but this is an opportunity for you to finally be considered... Inspirational!

LH Harrison winks at the camera before it fades to black.

Mastermind · **08-05-2014, 02:47 PM**

I'll fight you Harrison.

Socrates · **08-05-2014, 02:56 PM**

Three Stages of Heaven: First Blood match, LumberJesus match, Crucifixion match. The most honourable you can get, fighting for God. If you refuse, you shall be called a Blasphemer by me. Probably just me, but it'll stick in your head forever...

LH Harrison · **08-05-2014, 03:08 PM**

To Fordo, I don't understand how that would work. If I beat you, then you perform this so-called blowjob? Or do I have to perform it to win?

To Mastermind, name the place and time friend.

To Socrates, we'll see how you feel about a match with me after Inspiration Zi defeats you tonight!

Socrates · **08-05-2014, 03:23 PM**

I know that Fordo. God sucks, just like LH will be doing if he decides to get his ass whooped by you. Mr Harrison is, excuse my bad English, a "Bible-buster" so to speak, which is why a '3 Stages of Heaven' Match will suit him perfectly. Oh and Mr Harrison, I will feel the same at all times. I want a 3 Stages of Heaven Match. And I'm not afraid of losing to "The Father and the One Who Can't Spell Son", cos it ain't gonna happen!

LH Harrison · **08-05-2014, 03:26 PM**

I accept! I will blow him away and then reap the benefits... whatever those may be.

LH Harrison · **08-05-2014, 03:29 PM**

I accept your challenge as well Socrates! Just name the time and place and I will send you on your way feeling appreciative that the match didn't make it to the third fall.

**08-05-2014, 03:32 PM**

"Woah now. I didn't agree to the blowjob match. I don't think LH understood he's facing me."

Socrates · (08-05-2014)

Well I suppose it would have to be an official XWF Ring with official XWF rules and official XWF... officials. Not sure about the 'time' bit though, my schedule's crammed with fetish sessions, gym training and wrestling matches. You know what, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here by entitling you to a free Socratoken™:

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You metaphorically redeem this son of a bitch at any time you like and we can battle like it's 347 B.C.

T&Cs: Socratokens are not physical items, and therefore have a value of $0. It is non transferable, tradeable or refundable, and can only be redeemed before 31st March 2015. #C6343209CS

LH Harrison · **08-05-2014, 03:51 PM**

Whats wrong Swaggy? Afraid to take on God's Favorite Inspiration?

Socrates, just let me know when your, uhh, fetish stuff finishes up.

**08-05-2014, 03:58 PM**

"What's the matter? I'm a perfectly heterosexual man. I have a wonderful girlfriend, and my brother tried to book me in a match involving another man blowing me, or me blowing him. Do you see the oddness?"

Mastermind · **08-05-2014, 04:00 PM**

How about Wednesday Night Warfare 3rd September. As most of this month is taken up already plus the Pay Per View? You name the stipulation and I'll be there.

LH Harrison · **08-05-2014, 04:21 PM**

SwagMire... maybe I'm not understanding just what this blowing means...

Well I'm not a member of the Wednesday Night Warfare show... Although if they'd have me, I'd happily join you in that match-up.

**08-05-2014, 04:24 PM**

"Loser has to suck the winner's dick. And you can fight on whatever show you want."

LH Harrison · **08-05-2014, 07:14 PM**

WHAT?! Fordo! What sort of man do you take me for!? I have a happy marriage!

Well in that case... I accept your challenge Mastermind! Except it will be in my specialty match Ultimate Submission! 20 minute time limit.

Mastermind · **08-05-2014, 07:42 PM**

(08-05-2014, 07:14 PM)LH Harrison Said: WHAT?! Fordo! What sort of man do you take me for!? I have a happy marriage!

Well in that case... I accept your challenge Mastermind! Except it will be in my specialty match Ultimate Submission! 20 minute time limit.

I'm happy with that. I have my own submission move that so many others before you have tapped out.

Considering the fact that we go head to head in tag teams next week, makes our impending one on one match more motivating.

LH Harrison · **08-05-2014, 07:53 PM**

"Not a pussy. What's the matter? You win, you get head. You lose, you give head. I'm getting married in a few hours, and I'd take that match. Not against Swags, he's my brother."
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What's the matter?! I'm a straight man with a wife! Even if I lose, I'm doing something disloyal. Fordo, are you and your woman in an open relationship?

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