It had been a long time since he had been back in a city where XWF was hosting a show. Zak sat on the sidewalk with his back pressed against the wall of the venue. He watched buses and cars file into the back parking lot. He wondered who was still there and who was new....he had signed his second contract and was now just waiting for another show he could jump in on. Zak had been gone for so long that he lost track on who's feuding with who or even who had the bloody titles.

His foot tapped against his other one as he listened to music and watched people file in, some looking at him and most of them ignoring him. It didn't bother him in the slightest. He had spent those months in and out of prison for stupid bullshit and if there's one thing he learned, being ignored was the best thing. It wasn't until he saw a shadow stop next to him that made him stop moving. Slowly, he pulled out one of his earpieces and sighed.

"What's up?"

He looked up and stared at them with a blank face...even though he was wondering why they would stop in general. It's not like he was by the door. They had to go out of the way to go stand by him.

What's up ?

Forget your guyliner?

Chirp.

*gasp*

Chirp.

*heavy breath*

Mudda.

*pant*

Fucker.

*sighs*

Sorry I hopped as fast as I could to get here. Wears a thuggin' cricket like myself out to do that shit.

*looks around nervously*

I mean....chirp, chirp?

Someone said there was a party?

Where's the booze?

Never mind, I brought my own.


Phil pulls out a silver flask, unscrew the top and starts going to town.


Holy shit where did that cricket come from?

What's up Jiminy?

Where's your hat?

Morbid Angel was walking by and see’s the group of motherfuckers fucking around and obviously stops to see what is going on…he notices Zak and Tommy Gun but not Frodo because that bitch was too short.


Morbid Angel-”Zak…I thought you died! What the fuck!”



Morbid turns to Tommy Gun and in his best Crixus voice


Morbid Angel-”NAEVIA!”

Zak just looks at the small group of people for a moment before shrugging.

"I'm alive and well...no I didn't forget the eyeliner...and I'm fine, just waiting for another show to join. I would ask how all of you are but...it's sex, drugs, booze and blood right?"

Zak laughed softly before changing the song, he really didn't want to listen to AC/DC right now...nope...could do without them for now.

Sorry about that.

I passed out...and then pissed myself.

Is the party still going on?

wow...nothing changes.

Furthermore; there is Einstein's quote on insanity which most people now know thanks to Vaas Montenegro, the latter of which's paraphrase I will quote directly:

Insanity is doing the exact, same fucking thing, over and over again, expecting, shit to change. Wow, in pausing shit just like him, I started, to feel, like Azrael. Do you still do that now that you're a human and are now more optimized to speak English?

Oi, I can fix the human formerly known as alien. Sounds to me like he just needs a firmware update.

(06-24-2014, 02:21 PM)Azrael Erebus Said:

(06-24-2014, 11:26 AM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: Furthermore; there is Einstein's quote on insanity which most people now know thanks to Vaas Montenegro, the latter of which's paraphrase I will quote directly:

Insanity is doing the exact, same fucking thing, over and over again, expecting, shit to change. Wow, in pausing shit just like him, I started, to feel, like Azrael. Do you still do that now that you're a human and are now more optimized to speak English?

"Cute. Is that what you were aiming for?"

What gave it away?