Poll: Who does Froyo hate the most?

Kruzifix · **06-17-2014, 05:51 AM**

Jack: so, I voted fer Petey's Poll. That rhymes kinda. Anyfuck, I left this here comment--

your god Said:I voted for John Black.

I think I missed the point ah the poll.

J.H.

I was just about tah go cut my first big-timey PPV promo. But first, I cut a big ol', juicy fart. Then I made this here poll. Now I'm gonna go eat some parm-flavored ice cream.

I forgot what I was talkin' about.

~J.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-26-2014)

he hates everyone

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-17-2014, 05:32 PM**

(06-17-2014, 05:27 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: he hates everyone

"False. Mostly just you, Samuels, and Nathaniel. I don't hate Hoff slash raYne slash Reeve. I just ignore him. True story, I like most people. It's hard for me to hate anyone when I'm fucked up 99% of the time. Peter, how can you beat me if you don't know the first thing about me?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-18-2014)

i hate you, mr xwf, GC, and a few others..

Miss Joy · (06-26-2014)

Aww shoot! How did I not make the list?

That fucking garden gnome called me a man the other day.

It really hurt my feelings.

And why is my ex-boyfriend Hunter Payne on this list?

Only one person used to call Hunter papi...

And it wasn't Frodo.

;)

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-17-2014, 06:36 PM**

"Though you're busted. I don't hate you. I just wouldn't sleep with you."

Miss Joy · (06-26-2014)

Of course you wouldn't sleep with me, aren't you openly gay?

Or am I mistaking you for some other short, fugly, gay man in the fed?

There have been so many, you all just sort of blend together. Sorry.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-17-2014, 07:57 PM**

"You do have me confused with someone else. Is there another drugged up midget running around? Because I'm the Midget that sleeps with just about everything and everyone. Jeez, you're the talent manager for Madness, I'm on Madness, and you don't even know a thing about me. I'm hurt. Well, would be if you didn't look like the inside of my colon."

Miss Joy · (06-26-2014)

Frodo, you are the very last person that should be mocking someone else's appearance.

I mean, look at yourself...

You're gross!

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-21-2014, 07:55 PM**

"Well, you're shit at your job, so I guess that makes us mildly even. Except the sight of you makes me want to shave my eyelids with a straight razor. Because you're fucking hideous. You look like something I once shat out after a week of jamming random drugs up my ass, as well as random animal cocks. So, we have that."

Miss Joy · (06-26-2014)

And your face looks strikingly similar to an aborted fetus...

But that's okay Frodo, because ugly people are people too.

Just do me a favor, and don't touch me. I find you repulsive.

In fact, being this close to you makes me want to bathe in Purell.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (06-26-2014)

(06-22-2014, 12:39 AM)Miss Joy Said: And your face looks strikingly similar to an aborted fetus...

But that's okay Frodo, because ugly people are people too.

Just do me a favor, and don't touch me. I find you repulsive.

In fact, being this close to you makes me want to bathe in Purell.

"Ever been raped"

Miss Joy · (06-26-2014)

Hey its...

Its...

Its...

I'm sorry, who the hell are you? And why should I care what you have to say?

Oh wait! You must be the one who possesses the animal cock inside Frodo. He's raving about you!

You must hate girly girls, is that why you choose to be such a manly man?

I would tell you to C your way out of this A and B conversation, but since I doubt you will, I'll just give you some advice.

You're new right? Of course you are.

Only a noobie would stand up for that idiot Frodo. So listen up you ignorant dunce.

Be careful who you align yourself with. Nobody likes Frodo. He is equivalent to a diseased flea on a diseased rat. Therefore, nobody likes you either. You midget-loving hoodrat.

Hunter Payne · (06-26-2014)

(06-22-2014, 01:57 AM)Frodo Smackins Said:
(06-22-2014, 12:39 AM)Miss Joy Said: And your face looks strikingly similar to an aborted fetus...

But that's okay Frodo, because ugly people are people too.

Just do me a favor, and don't touch me. I find you repulsive.

In fact, being this close to you makes me want to bathe in Purell.

"Ever been raped"

I can testify that when we were together, she was usually the rapist.

Hunter Payne · (06-26-2014)

Frodo you hate me? What the fuck did I ever do to you?! Besides pinning you for your UFO title that one time. You sure can hold a grudge. Granted, we will never be best friends,

because your reckless and pathetic lifestyle disgusts me,

and you killed Ann Thraxx,

and you are annoyingly everywhere for whatever reason...

You know what? Nevermind, I guess we do hate each other.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-22-2014, 03:38 AM**

"Nah, nigga. No hate for you. Don't know you to hate you. I hate straight edge, but then I hate sobriety."

Poll: Who does Froyo hate the most? You do not have permission to vote in this poll.
John Black	0%	0	0%
Reeve Alexandra Gordon	10.53%	2	10.53%
Alexandra Callaway	10.53%	2	10.53%
Reeve Alexandra Callaway	0%	0	0%
Sweetie Petey Gilmour	10.53%	2	10.53%
His son, Joseph	10.53%	2	10.53%
His daughter, Katie	5.26%	1	5.26%
The Real Slim Shady	5.26%	1	5.26%
God	0%	0	0%
Goddamned John Black	0%	0	0%
Goddamned Jack Black	0%	0	0%
Your God, Jack Hoff	5.26%	1	5.26%
Bob Dole	0%	0	0%
Matt Damon	0%	0	0%
Ben Affleck	0%	0	0%
Margaret Thatcher	0%	0	0%
Mr.XWF	5.26%	1	5.26%
Dr.Validity	5.26%	1	5.26%
Miss Thraxx	5.26%	1	5.26%
Kimmy-K	5.26%	1	5.26%
Himself	0%	0	0%
His mother, Maria Brinks AIDS	0%	0	0%
Hunter.Fuckin'.Payne [aka, Frodo's Papi]	21.05%	4	21.05%
Total		19 vote(s)	100%

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