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Ozymandias · (06-08-2014)

Ladies and Gentlemen please be sure to tune into this week's edition of Monday Night Madness as current Trios Champion Eli James will be making a major announcement.

Did I mention that it would be major announcement and not a minor one that people like Paul Heyman call major just because they like to have the spot light on them? Or in his case two spot lights.

You know, cause he's kind of rotund.

~ Ozymandias

Scorpio · (06-06-2014)

That's cool and all but will there be boobs?

Miss Joy · (06-08-2014)

(06-06-2014, 08:18 PM)Scorpio Said: That's cool and all but will there be boobs?

I don't know about boobs, but I'm sure there will be plenty of dicks on the show.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-06-2014, 10:01 PM**

"And one of them will be between your legs."

~~Rain~~ · (06-07-2014)

Jack: And another's gonna be shoved so far up Ally-Cat's Alleyway it'll come right outta Matt Wart's gapin' mouth hole.

Jack: Y'all make sense ah that one.

Miss Joy · (06-06-2014)

(06-06-2014, 10:01 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "And one of them will be between your legs."

Yes, I can get laid. Thanks captain obvious.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-06-2014, 10:35 PM**

(06-06-2014, 10:18 PM)Miss Joy Said:
(06-06-2014, 10:01 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "And one of them will be between your legs."

Yes, I can get laid. Thanks captain obvious.

"Shit. Ok. I was being too subtle. Let me try something a little more blunt.

YOU

LOOK

Like

A

DUDE.

I hope I was obvious enough."

Jessie-ica Diaz · (06-06-2014)

(06-06-2014, 10:35 PM)Frodo Smackins Said:
(06-06-2014, 10:18 PM)Miss Joy Said:
(06-06-2014, 10:01 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "And one of them will be between your legs."

Yes, I can get laid. Thanks captain obvious.
"Shit. Ok. I was being too subtle. Let me try something a little more blunt.

YOU

LOOK

Like

A

DUDE.

I hope I was obvious enough."

Can. You. Turn it down. A bit? It's like you're trying to blow out people's eardrums or something.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-06-2014, 10:58 PM**

"Jessie?! I've missed you. Can you give a hobbit a kiss?"

~~Rain~~ · **06-06-2014, 11:42 PM**

(06-06-2014, 10:58 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Jessie?! I've missed you. Can you give a hobbit a kiss?"

Jack: Can ya kiss The People's Cock?

Jack: An' bring me a gat dam ham sammich, I got a movie tah catch--

George Takei: Oh my...

~one cock ring tah rule 'em all

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-08-2014)

i dont think joy would want a small dick like frodo has.. she wants a MANDIGNO like I have ;)

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-07-2014, 01:00 PM**

"Right, keep up the lie Inch High Private Eye. Also, didn't hit on Joy. Aren't you married, but never allowed to speak to your wife?"

Scorpio · **06-07-2014, 01:06 PM**

(06-07-2014, 11:46 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i dont think joy would want a small dick like frodo has.. she wants a MANDIGNO like I have ;)

First of all it's Mandingo, second of all.....

[Image: words1.jpg?w=300&h=200]

Theo Pryce · **06-07-2014, 01:27 PM**

"Add it to the list of words Peter doesn't know the meaning of. Like winning and insult."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-07-2014, 02:18 PM**

i know what the word means little man and frodo i never said the stipulation never said I cant talk to my wife.. so fuck u

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (06-07-2014)

"He's right, Scorp. Peter is a West African from Sierra Leone. He's also Muslim, and black. Because that's what Mandingo means. And Peter, you have to stay away from her. Kind of hard to talk to her when you have to stay away. It's ok, I hear Mr. XWF, and Outsider Joel have been handling her sntach properly."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-07-2014, 03:45 PM**

im italian you stupid

! and u think you can have Maria all to yourselves? i beg to differ.. you'll see

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (06-08-2014)

"First, then you're not a Mandingo. Because what I accused you of being is the actual definition of a Mandingo. So, clearly you didn't know what it mean, or what sarcasm is. Secondly, I don't have Maria to myself, she's free to see anyone, but you. Matter of fact, I haven't seen her since she got AIDs. You and your conspiracy theories."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-08-2014)

first of all I was talking about my dick.. something you don't have because it's so little. Secondly, I dont care about who has maria.. but im glad she is far away from you and that

Classic Gilmour

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-07-2014, 08:05 PM**

"I'm fucking her later tonight. I remembered, I don't care if I get AIDs or another kid. Also, please note, I have two kids. If I didn't have a penis I'd have to be the one to birth them, but since I didn't know Katie existed up until a few months ago I couldn't have shot her from my body. So, make a little more sense, big blackie. Oh, and here's another use for Mandingo."

Quote:A African male who knows that he has a huge penis that can hit all night and keep a female comin back fo more
that mandingo work it out on me and when he was done ... i came back fo more like a junky fo drugs!!!

Source, bitch

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (10-12-2016)

have fun catching AIDS.. i hope u die

~~Rain~~ · **06-08-2014, 05:11 AM**

(06-07-2014, 04:00 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "First, then you're not a Mandingo. Because what I accused you of being is the actual definition of a Mandingo. So, clearly you didn't know what it mean, or what sarcasm is."

"And clearly, you don't know what 'innuendo' is. Google that one, chachi."

~Reeve.Alexandra.Gordon.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (06-08-2014)

"That wasn't an innuendo. That was him using a term massively incorrectly because he's Peter and it's what he does. Nice try, though."

~~Rain~~ · (06-08-2014)

[Image: innuendo4bagginz_zpsfc1a8c68.png]

|droppin' knowledge on dat azz|

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-16-2014)

u got served Frodo!

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-08-2014, 10:53 AM**

"Right, and did you happen to check out Oblique's definition? It means veiled. Peter's comment was not veiled, or hidden. It was in your face loud, and incorrect. Seeing as how mandingo is an ethnic term it is not well hidden. Next time you try and school me do more research. Bitch."

Ooc: I can copy from dictionary.com, so here's the link.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/oblique?s=t

Guppy Parsh · (06-16-2014)

Once I looked up Definition's definition.

I saw new heights that day.

Words. Words. Words.

So many meanings.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-16-2014)

(06-08-2014, 10:53 AM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Right, and did you happen to check out Oblique's definition? It means veiled. Peter's comment was not veiled, or hidden. It was in your face loud, and incorrect. Seeing as how mandingo is an ethnic term it is not well hidden. Next time you try and school me do more research. Bitch."

Ooc: I can copy from dictionary.com, so here's the link.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/oblique?s=t

just admit u got pwned

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-08-2014, 08:31 PM**

(06-08-2014, 08:23 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(06-08-2014, 10:53 AM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Right, and did you happen to check out Oblique's definition? It means veiled. Peter's comment was not veiled, or hidden. It was in your face loud, and incorrect. Seeing as how mandingo is an ethnic term it is not well hidden. Next time you try and school me do more research. Bitch."

Ooc: I can copy from dictionary.com, so here's the link.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/oblique?s=t

just admit u got pwned

"I did? Where? You mean, when you made a blatantly false claim, got called on it, failed to catch sarcasm, or in a last ditch attempt at saving face your boy raYne here tried to use some bullshit defense that was easily cut through? Please show me where."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-16-2014)

i dont need to show u. u got buried by Rayne

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-08-2014, 09:43 PM**

"His ignorance, maybe. But as for him proving his point? No, he in fact destroyed his own argument by not knowing his words and definitions properly. But hey, keep trying to have other people win your battles for you. It seems to be working so well for you."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-16-2014)

just like how Im going to beat u.. by myself

~~Rain~~ · (06-16-2014)

"Yes, this is old. But so is this 'feud' between Smackins and Gilmour. If you truly believe I lack in intelligence, you are sadly mistaken. And that accounts for this, or any other lifetime. FroYo....Leap of Faith. The 21st. Mark the date, don't be late. And peep this, you Elven bitch."

[Image: sexual-innuendo_zps201914cd.png]

[Image: sexual-innuendo_zps201914cd.png]

Quote:The term sexual innuendo has acquired a specific meaning, namely that of a "risqué" double entendre by playing on a possibly sexual interpretation of an otherwise innocent uttering. For example: "We need to go deeper" can be seen as both a request for further inquiry on any given issue or a request to go deeper into an orifice. Alternatively the simple changing of the pronunciation of a word can be used to make it sound vulgar e.g. innuendo to "in-your-endo".

Example: This Saturday, FroYo? Sweetie Petey will take his mandingo, and stick it straight in-your-endo. Believe that, bitch cakes.

[Image: peteyfroyo_zpsc2073ef3.png]

|badah-fuckin'-boom|

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (06-17-2014)

"I never said you were not intelligent or anything ooc. Now, I will say this; the definition you posted for innuendo does not back up Peter's comment. It was not an innuendo. An innuendo would be like when I asked J-Dubb what kind of pizza he wanted and he said extra sausage. Or when I asked him to come to my place, then said we always have sausage for breakfast. But to outright call yourself a term for a black man with a big dick, as well as an actual name for a group of people, that's not an innuendo. I'm done debating this, and I'm just going to go about my business of ignoring you."

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