As soon the signing was done... we see that Joel looks at Maria...


Uh... why did you get...aids?


She looks at him with a evil glance as she speaks

Maria looks utterly confused at the question.

Because I was getting married to GC and when he was walking to me Fatback went to stop the wedding. Billy Zane sneaked up and attacked Fatback. Billy Zane was AIDs incarnate, he passed his AIDs to Fatback. Fatback and I got married, then he climbed in me giving me AIDs and fat. That's why I'm bigger than I used to be. Not any prettier, though.

Maria looks at Outsider Joel with lust in her eyes.

I have extra condoms if you're interested. I like it when I'm on top.

He looks like he's tempted to accept her advances...


I--I think that I should wait... I--I am sexually...inexperienced.. with females.


She starts touching Joel in a way he starts to blush...


Would it be fun?... How will you uhh wanna ride on..my pony?.. Will your husband get.. j-jealous?


He stands there looking at her fatness... with his eyes on her fat thighs... and she answers.

She shoves him on the bed that just showed up, and pulled his shoes and trousers off.

I'll do all the hard work. You just keep the blood flowing in the right places.

She dropped her dress on the floor.

Peter's too busy jerking off to Scorpio to notice.

"You're welcome..."

The voice of Shane "" Anonistrator!

"I had that bed delivered just in case it was needed."

Shane takes a seat in a chair near the corner and just... watches. No expression can be read through his disturbingly realistic Charlie Sheen mask. Just that concentrated stare at what's literally unfolding before him.

Joel looks near Shane is sitting at and feels nervous...


I-I feel awkward for doing thi--


Maria kisses up his body and puts her hand on his mouth...


*mumbling* I'm SOOOO....


She rides his disco stick...up and down... and Joel closes his eyes in pleasure!

When she's finished she gets up and looks at him.

Oops. I didn't use a condom. Oh well, can't get pregnant.

She giggles as Joel looks scared.

"Well, this must be pretty uncomfortable for you, Joel..."

Shane is still sat in the chair, now with a bag of popcorn in his hands. He is stuffing popcorn into the mouth hole of the Sheen mask as he looks at Joel.

Joel jumps out of the bed...


You didn't have condoms on you?... Wait...


Joel looks afraid of what just occurred..


Y-Y-ou have AIDS... I-I-ma leave this place to check myself--


He tries to open a door.. but the knob broke.. and turns around to see Aids infested whore.

I'm kidding. I used a condom. You don't have AIDs. Wanna go again? I have a butthole you can use.

Maria winks at Joel.

Maybe... I don't know...


She faces down in the doggy position... and Joel straps on his condom..


O--Okay... lets to this shit..BOI!!


All we see this graphic version of Joel humping the living shit outta Maria...


An hour later, Joel lays on the bed with a smile on his face... until something happens..

Massive amounts of leakage and blood begin to pour from Maria's anal canal.

Oh, that's normal. I have a loose poopchute. Did you like it?

Uhh.... I think i need to get out of here..


Joel tries to break down the door... but couldn't...


After a third try... he lays on the floor out cold..