One night in Cinco De Mayo, Tommy was in a bar drinking it up and see's this fine lady who was was on her phone talking to someone...


"Dad, I'm broke and I have no money in the bank... can you please refill my account?.."


So, tommy tries to go up to her and she wanted to have a fit over her dad's awsner..


"Why do you mean.."Wait til next week?".. i'm BRO---"


Tommy poured a glass of tequila in her cup and she was disgusted from him..


"Uh... who are you.. and why are you pouring this cheap stuff in my cup?"


Tommy sighed and looked to the floor to see her peep toe high heel as she was still questioning him.


"....Do you want to take me home, you look good..."


Tommy and her leaves the bar and drives off in her dad's beemer...then it was early morning.. and her dads see's a man on her bed..

Tommy just woke up see's her father...

"Oh Shit... Mr. BK himself... I was trying to uhh..."

Frodo cuts him off...

He puts on his boxers and a his darkgreen nWo shirt and speaks..


"um... yeah we sorta cuddled... she had something that made me rage--"


Katie cuts Tommy off...


"Tommy.. i think you should leave..."


Tommy respond in a sarcatic manner...


"Why?... all i wanted to do was..play with your toes and cuddle you.."


Frodo looks happy at the two mis matched pare as he speaks

He speaks to Frodo..


"38... yeah im old...and have a slight thing for chicks feet. "


Katie looks at Tommy with disgust..


"You sick bastard.. now i shouldn't have slept with you."


Tommy was ready to slap her but Frodo stops it from getting tense..

Sir, I want to date your daughter.. I hope this was a good communcation bewteen us sir."


Then the couple leave her room and head down to her basement where there was a nice sofa and Flat screen TV.


Nice basement... wait aren't you 19?... I am not trying to get arrested for molestation.


Then Katie pushes him on the sofa and sits on his lap trying to excite Tommy.

Alright Folks... Katie have fun in your whorehouse... everyone else, good luck.


Tommy leaves her home with his T shirt and boxers as Frodo and Crack look at each other..


....Man, what fucked up family.