I was in the uh... "interview room" and I made sure that my cleavage looked phenomenal because if I don't look good on camera then my life will be ruined. Thankfully for me, I'm the sexiest bitch on the XWF roster. I have a perfect ass, perfect tits, and perfect everything! I'm so amazing! I love saying good things about myself in my head because it makes me feel better about myself. Stupids out there call me stupid but really they are the stupid ones! I'm super duper smart. Did I say I have great tits yet? Well, I didn't say it but I thought it! Why do I need to think about that though when I already know that I have great tits? If I know that then why am I still thinking about it? I wonder if I could fit a hammer in my ass? I don't think I'm going to try but still that's an interesting thought. Wait, I should start the interview now huh? Or was it a promo? a shoot? I don't remember what the script people told me it was! I'm just going to start talking by being myself.


Hello! Waves her hand ferociously. I'm Jenna Silver and I'm a porn star. Well, I WAS a porn star but now I'm a wrestler. I like to put oil all over myself and wrestle other women. The other girls don't like me all too much because they're jelly of my fabulous tits and luscious red hair. By the way, yes I even dyed my pubic hairs red just so I could match. I do like to shave so I have to dye my crotch hairs every single time. It sucks! Oh, I suck! Just for the guys that want a little somethin' somethin' after their hard fought matches. I'm always up for a good hard sucking and or pounding. I like to suck and be pounded. I was also a stripper once! I was sooo good at it too. I got fired from my lost strip job because I got a little too into it and squirted all over a customer. It felt pretty damn good though. Squirting is fun. I wish I had someone who could make me squirt. Maybe my opponent on the brand new show RTX. I thought I was on XWF? Wait, RTX is in XWF? What?! That totally blows my mind. There is another show inside of another show? This place gets crazier and crazier every day. There are three other shows too?! WHAT!? What was I talking about?


Oh, right! I was gonna ask Alexandra Callaway if she could make me squirt. That's all I want. I want a beautiful woman to make me squirt. Alexandra might be too busy jerkin' off that Radio guy. How does that even work? Does she just stroke the antenna or something? I never knew that a Radio could be jerked off. I'm gonna have to try one of these days. She jerked off a Supernova too didn't she? Or was it still a Satellite? doesn't matter. She jerked Mystica off too and Griffin Macalister! She's jerked off a lot of guys. There was that Jason guy too. She's been all over! She's fucked more guys than I have and that's saying something. Now I'm going to have to fuck every guy I can so that I can be the person with the most sex in the XWF! I can't believe that this bitch is beating me in having slept with more guys. Well, I did sleep with Liz and Theo. That was in my dream though wasn't it? Oh well I'm going to say I did. I actually did almost get married to Liz but then she went on her period and broke up with me. That was a sad moment in my life but then I moved on about three hours later and fucked some guy that gave me fifty dollars on the street. He was so sweet.


AH! Reaches into her pants and removes a dildo. I forgot I had that in there. Everyone knew that I keep dildos in my vagina right? If anyone ever needs a dildo they you can always come to me if you're okay with a little bit of some Jenna Silver juice all over it. Who am I kidding? Everyone loves a little Jenna Silver juice every once in a while. I even bend down when I'm on my couch so I can lick my own pussy. I love the taste of my own juice. Doesn't everyone though? It's probably different for guys though because they're not as flexible and have to lay on their backs and point their wangs at their face. Don't ask how I know that by the way. It is just easy to assume that's how guys can eat their own juice. I saw my teacher doing it once. He was my next door neighbor and I was cleaning up. By the way I was sixteen when this all happened. I looked through one of my living room windows and boom! I see my English teacher pointing his dick at his face. He forgot to close his blinds. That's at least what I thought at the time. I was kind of in shock and I just stood there staring. He saw me and had this really creepy smile on his face. My teacher wasn't that ugly of a guy but he definitely wasn't my type. He stood up with nothing but his socks on his feet and stood right in front of the window with him and his penis staring at me. He used his finger to tell me to come to his house. I wasn't sure what to do. I knew how to have sex because I had recently lost my virginity. I said fuck it and walked out my front door and down and right up to his. I knocked and the door opened and he pulled me in as quickly as he could. This is where I got scared. He covered my mouth a lifted my skirt and pulled my underwear down and shoved his fat cock into my ass. It kind of hurt because he was forcing it in there. I think he was raping me but I don't know because after about ten minutes of pain and terror I eventually ended up starting to like it. It all came to... A quarter! She bends over and picks up a quarter on the floor. Sorry, I can't just let a quarter go to waste. I can buy a jaw breaker with this baby.


So anyways. Yeah! I'm going to roll Alex up in a ball and shove her in my vagina and then rip her out for the ultimate squirt! I can't wait! I've been wanting to test out my newly found skills for some time now. Maybe after the match me and Alexandra can go out for some frozen yogurt and if things go well we can go back to my place and we can fuck each other with my strap on dildos. Oh god I can't wait now! It's gonna be so fun! What should I wear though?! Should I just wear my usual silver wrestling attire or maybe just my lingerie or possibly nothing! would they let me wrestle in my birthday suit? That would be fucking awesome! I love showing off my tits because I know that they're perfect. Welp, I think I'm done here so do I just press this button h-


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