Looking to challenge anybody willing to face me for my debut. I have been role playing for quite some time, so I am ready to test my skills against anybody. I just want a good challenge.

I would like to face a champion, non title of course. It can be anybody from Jeff Hardy to the tag team champions in a handicap match. Get at me guys. Can't wait to showcase my work.

Does no one have the stones to accept this man's challenge?! IS THERE NO ONE?

Seriously, guys? OKAY. I'm the only one with the 'stones' to do this. And I don't even have stones. Well, there MAY be Cyren, I have no idea what he was saying (we usually don't).... But who cares about Cyren....

I'm willing to face you, go ahead and pick a stipulation, too........... Most things would be fine by me, as long as I get to hurt you.....

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

Fuck I am too late!

I guess it will be Ann Thraxx. I am not sure if Cyren accepted or not, but since your answer was clear, Anna Banana, I guess it is on like Donkey Kong. I don't care for stipulations, but if you want to throw one in go for it.

Speaking of which, Ann, when do you want this match to take place?

ANY time, ANY place. I really don't care........ As for stipulations. Well, if you don't want any, that's fine. I won't complain at all. Only means I might get a bit bored, and snap your arm in half, then twist it like a propeller! I love the sound of bones cracking, so how does that sound to you?

If you're really too stupid to pick a time and place, though, we could do it on.... Monday Night Madness - 3/25/2013

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

I think I love you. Monday night sounds good to me. Prepare to be raped love.

I think it's you that will likely be raped. Hard. With a knife.

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

I love it when you talk dirty.

And I thought I had trouble realting to other people...... You poor soul..... Meh

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

You won't be saying that after beat the shit out of you then send your ass into the kitchen to make me a sandwich.

Oh, I'm good at that. I'll serve you up 35 knuckle sandwiches in 6 seconds, how does that sound?

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

Do you see that gorgeous piece of gold wrapped around that sexy yet deadly waist? Yeah! That was mine! I'd heed her warnings fella!

OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh I am just shakin' in my boots.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

You actually challenged the tag team champions to a handicap match??? I'd leave you barely able to chew your own food and pissing into a colostomy bag just from a one on one bout, you arrogant sack of shit that nobody has ever heard of and nobody will remember in two weeks. I wouldn't even need my partner but I'm sure he'd enjoy getting in a few free shots on this rookie mother fucker too. I'll enjoy watching that filthy, disease infested whore beat you into oblivion though. Go get 'im, Annie -- make up for losing the 24/7 title already and show us why we should care about your talents instead of your big ass tits.

At least I got to nearly break Fairfield's leg, then punched her in the nose. Fuckin' bitch..... Anyway, I WILL kick his ass, Mystery. I'll give him a beating from you too. But the copious amounts of blood soon to pour from his head? I'll do that for me. He wants to talk shit, I'll tear him apart until he can't talk shit no more!

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?