Radio is sitting on a bed in a small hotel room with bags under his eyes. He looks into the camera with a "Fuck you" look.

This place is balls. This bed is uncomfortable, the room came with nothing except a small calendar and a picture of Vladimir Putin, oh and not to mention that the bathrooms are weird as hell! Look at this picture! I took it because I never want to forget what I experienced here today.


What the fuck is this?! It smelled like hell because humans had to wipe their asses after shitting and then throw it in a small little bucket! It made me feel really uncomfortable. I never want to go to Russia ever again after I leave. Pictures of Vladimir Putin are everywhere and I can't find a decent bathroom that doesn't have at least one thing wrong with it. And this upcoming Madness is based on something called the Olympics! What the hell is that? Is it some kind of Human tradition? That's what I'm guessing because I've never heard of such a thing. Unless of course it's anything GEF: Galaxy Extreme Football. Very entertaining to watch. The Earth team however had to be removed because Earth got blown up in my time and all the little humans got killed. Oh well, wasn't my team and I do not care. Earth has football in this time as well apparently and I watched small bits of this season and from what I watched the Pittsburgh Steelers stuck out to me the most. They also have the most "Super bowl" wins. In my time the big one for football is called the Galactic bowl. The Olympics is based on stuff that has to do with snow...I think. I don't know what they are doing in this bullshit but I don't care about that because if...When I win my match on Madness I get a tag team title shot. I'm definitely not a tag team star but I'll take whatever shot I can get for gold. I found a partner in the lovely Alexandra Callaway and in the near future we will be the tag team champions. That is the future however and now it's time to talk about my partner and our opponents.

Well, Here we go! My partner for the match is... Liz Hathaway. Thanks XWF you had to give me a partner of the epitome of what's wrong with this planet. She eats things called "Hot pockets" and is lesbian. She was married to a porn star for a brief time and that absolutely disgusts me because... Warning: Another rant about homosexuality incoming! People of the same gender shouldn't be able to even be together as partners like that! It's disgusting! My opponents however are some kind of family or whatever. Jim Ward and Christine Nash. I don't know why I need a partner because I could honestly take these two on by myself anyways. Jim Ward lost to Liz Hathaway's former flame Jenna Silver about two or three months ago and that's all I can remember him ever doing. Losing to a porn star is kind of embarrassing don't ya think? Christine Nash however...The last notable thing I've seen her do was actually to challenge Mr. Supernova for the TV Title. Guess how that match turned out. Her failing miserably. At least with the chances I got against I actually put up a fight. Damn, that was awhile ago. I did shut Shawn Steele's stupid mouth up in the process however. I don't remember seeing him after that match either.

I actually heard Christine say something that I'm not going to turn back on her and say that she was wrong. I knew I could do better than Micah. The thing about her however was that I didn't want to do better because if you really love someone you have to be with them no matter what even if there are better girls out there for you. I saw things in her that no one else will ever see. She was unique and I like unique woman not the bland boring ones. Plus, she was a vampire. I had quite a few chances with my soon to be tag team partner Alexandra but because of my love of Micah it couldn't be. But now I'm with a girl that I'm very happy with.

Michael! Where are my turquoise panties at?!

VERY happy with. They're in the damn suit case! Give me just a second.


Sorry about that. Anyways, with or without Liz I could take on these two. Jim isn't that big of a threat and Christine is being held down by Jim. She could really blast out of her bubble and just explode in the XWF but instead she insists on sticking with her family because that is so important. The thing about teaming with family is that it holds you down because the weak links always hold down everyone else so that they don't feel bad about themselves. Christine could be a champion right now potentially but she wants to stay with family so she will never achieve her goal because of that. And that is why I will be defeating them both and going on to fight Sebastian Duke and Griffin MacAlister with Alexandra. And of course Liz Hathaway will also get a shot but whoever she chooses will obviously not be good enough and they will ultimately fail and Alexandra and I will take the gold. It's been a few months since I've held some gold and I believe it is just about time to get some. I do miss that Xtreme title but that is not my current goal so Steve Davids has nothing to worry about for now. Except for his upcoming match with Morbid Angel. That should be interesting.

One more thing before I go. I intend on going for the television title sometime in the near future again. So it's almost time for Mr. Supernova vs Mr. Radio part 3 the outcome will be much different this time because I have progressed very quickly and It's time for Nova's title reign to come to an end and Mr. Radio ending Mr. Supernovas near one year reign would just be groundbreaking! Until then... I'll see Duke and Griffin in the ring very soon.

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