It's good to be back. I took some time off to blow off some of steam and get my personal shit back together but now the best in the multiverse is back and honestly I think I might be better than ever. What a great opportunity I have as well because in my return match I get to fight the king of the XWF. Mr. Theo Pryce. It should be interesting to see how this plays out because just because I've been gone doesn't mean I still don't keep track of what happens here. Theo has had his hands tied with the black circle and their little... sort of break up and the death of Shane . May that son of a bitch rot in hell by the way. And Eli James running the company isn't exactly something I'm looking forward to because as everyone knows he is still the leader of the congregation and they are looking stronger than ever. Amos James Jr. is the European champion apparently so that's a thing oh and not to mention he got it by Eli James handing yet another championship to a fellow team member. Not the first time that has happened. In the two months I've been gone shit has really hit the fan. obviously in rage of my small departure but I mean I would be pretty upset to if I were to leave a company. everyone knows that I am the real reason why everyone showed up to madness. I am one handsome s.o.b, I'm talented as hell, and yet I am underrated and those reasons right there are the reasons why everyone loves the very beautiful Mr. Radio. Cocky ass grin. But since I am back, Madness can start getting all of the moolah again! The Madness roster should be glad because the more money madness gets the more they get paid. So you bastards are all welcome. But now that I have addressed my return it's time to get down to business, yes?


First of all, what the hell happened to the UFO championship? I reinvented that shit and became the best in the company at winning that damn thing and some asshole goes and changes it?! The ark of the covenant? I mean sure it doesn't look like the cheesiest championship in professional wrestling anymore but that name is just puerile. The younger audience is probably eating that shit up because "it sounds cool" or "covenant's from a video game!" well its not. It's a stupid religious thing that I don't give a damn about because earth religions are just ludicrous. Well the XWF is run by the congregation so I guess that makes sense. I feel as if XWF is heading a better direction now that Shane and the Administrator are dead because now the top position can be anyone's. I mean look at me for example. I went on a two month hiatus and I'm coming back and I get a match with the top guy. This right here is my opportunity to go from the middle to the top and that's what I want. I am getting a shot that not everyone gets so you see this? Middle Finger. This is my middle finger and this goes out to the XWF. Simply because if I beat this guy I better be guaranteed a shot at the crown because if you are able to beat the king you SHOULD get a shot at the thing on top of his cocky little head. That is what I plan on doing however. Just imagine this: Mr. Radio the king of the XWF. I would look damn good with that thing. But the match is not for the crown sadly so I'm going to have to beat him once until I get that shot I have been yearning for.


I walked into my living room and picked up the... Well I was going to pick up the remote! DAMMIT! Who fucking misplaced the damn remote again! my damn show is on! ah, it was under one of the cushions. where was I? I was picking up the remote and plopped down in the couch where I usually sat. I turned on the TV. any second now. The damn thing likes to take forever to fucking turn on. There we go! Fresh Prince of bel-air! damn, Carlton.


Anyways, now that I have my show on... Since this Monday is a special Monday in which Neo Nero is running it I might as well give him my predictions on the matches. Why? because...fuck it. The first match is the only one I know out of the three is Kimmy K so I'm going to say her. Fuck the second match. ECW III is a little bitch so as long as he loses I will be happy. Flirt with my fiancée again and I will rip your throat to shreds so you cant do it again. And someone please tell me how in the hell John Austin went from being the United States champion by beating Eli James (I was in that match) to fighting Justin Jones in a stupid brawl in the middle of the card? But I mean whatever it's not my career. The next match... What? ha ha ha! what? just fuck... Now we're finally getting somewhere with Tri Bute and Tony Santos. Does anyone think that Tony Santos looks different from the last time I saw him? Is that just me? whatever a lot of people tend to look different sometimes. Me however am always going to be the same sexy man. No one is as good looking as Mr. Radio. Don't tell her I said this but, I could have all the bitches I wanted but I'm a little tied down at the moment. Shows camera his engagement ring. yeah... I'm surprised we're still together too.


The main event is...very...interesting. Wyatt Reynolds, Amos James Jr., and The Linguist. when the hell did that guy debut? I honestly don't remember. I'm guessing sometime in December or January because I don't remember a damn thing about this guy and the "Ark of the Covenant" champion. I still fucking hate that. Amos will likely win because of the congregation interfering in some way or surprisingly he will win cleanly. Well, he also doesn't have any real competition so it wouldn't be too surprising. Ha Ha Ha Ha! oh, Carlton. there you have it! my half assed predictions! I grow tired so this... whatever THIS is, is now over. End Transmission!