03-12-2013, 11:36 PM
The scene opens up to a small house in a midwestern suburb. Not big enough to have a garage or a chimney, one story, brick, built in the '70s. Seems to be a working class suburb. The cameraman walks in where he finds MPN sitting on an older green sofa, wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt and dress pants. A shelf is next to him containing countless amounts of VHSs and DVDs from throughout the decades; on the other side of the room is located a bookshelf containing literature ranging from everything to politics, history, science, and philosophy.
MPN: I don't need pyro to explain my message; don't need electricity, light, gadgets, explosives, or bright energy.
See, I've been in this business for about 10 years, and at times promoters and bookers tried to push those things on me and I realized they meant nothing.
This life, it has no answers. I've said it before and I'll say it again - watch the news. Rand Paul took up countless hours on the Senate floor protesting Obama's drones: does it matter? No! You see, if the complete make-up of today's U.S. Congress was replaced with a people who thought like Rand Paul, sure things may be good for about two or three days, but eventually the group of new leaders would become just as corrupt, defiled, disturbed, and menacing as the first.
That's the thing! The XWF leadership needs to learn, the XWF fanbase needs to learn, America needs to learn, and the world needs to learn: there is no answer! The money that Crane and Rhodes make wrestling me on Wednesday is absolutely pointless, and will serve no purpose because this world is a collection of GRAY. Colorless, no answers...NOTHING! We, the human race, have spent thousands of years on this Earth roaming from country to country and continent to continent, wasting millions of dollars developing religions, systems, ideas and concepts that all point nowhere. THERE IS NO ANSWER!
I am the ManPreachingNothing, and for the first time in my life I have a chance through the avenue of XWF to tell the world that.
You see, the quicker we realize that there is no answer, the quicker we can stop trying to find what's not there. My blue Hawaiian shirt, and the DVD cases on my shelf of cartoons, movies, entertainment - that's ALL there is! Notice how I'm sitting closer to them than I am to the bookshelf on the other side of the room?
None of the philosophy, science, religion, or politics printed upon those pages give me any greater truth, just bumbling men trying to develop answers.
The cartoons, the television, the entertainment...it all has no ulterior motive, no hidden agenda. It's FUN! It's BRIGHT! Those books however? They represent the inorganic chaos from the minds of bumbling people who attempt to find truth. I, the ManPreachingNothing, come Wednesday to present the world with the ultra truth: there is no truth. Enjoy life, enjoy the Jim Varney collections, the Frank Welker cartoon voices, the Garfield & Friends, the cable TV reruns of WKRP in Cincinnati and the blue Hawaiian shirts!
May the people witness...may they see and hear, for the first time Wednesday, all about...the ManPreachingNothing...
The camera fades out as MPN smiles into it.
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