NOTE:What your about to read was put together by many segments handed in over the last two days. Thank you to all of those people. The rest was written and edited by Archie Lawson & Shane
After a long interval, a video package promoting tonight's main event plays to the background music of The Last Pale Light In The West.
The video package ends, with all of the build up and the words spoken. Silence falls.
We open up, and it looks like Main Event time. The camera pans the London arena, as suddenly the entranceway lights up and out walks Sewaside and Infamous. Still dressed in their Seahawks jerseys, Sewaside his Sherman jersey and Infamous his Lynch jersey. They're carrying a lawn chair in one hand and some sort of weapon in the other. The two men prop open the lawn chairs and take seats at the entrance way facing 45 degrees off the X-Tron. Sewaside sits down with his steel Louisville Slugger, and Infamous sits down with his metal dipped covered flat cricket bat. That face from Infamous, you just can't tell if his serious or this is all just a fucking game. His Deadpool mask and no emotion can shine through. Sewaside, he's just cracking the fuck up. Sewaside is high as fuck, and he wants a fight. The pops and the cheers, some boos- but Sewaside gives no fuck. They are ready. We are ready. BRING ON THE MAIN EVENT!
MAIN EVENT
Shane
with: The Black Circle
Theo Pryce
Mr. Supernova
NAZI
John Madison
- vs -
Administrator
with:
Sebastian Duke
Steve Davids
Scott Charlotte
Frodo Smackins Guillotine Match with 8 Lumberjacks
Archie Lawson: "Finally, it's the match everyone has been waiting for!!"
The music echoes through the arena and the Administrator steps out from behind the curtain. Infamous signals a thumbs up towards him which he responds with his own thumbs up. He then waves his hand to the back calling forward his lumberjacks. Duke and Davids lead the way and stand next to him with Charlotte and Frodo just behind them. They had down the ramp, all of them stretching out their arms and cracking their knuckles in preparation. The attention is drawn to the shiny guillotine in the middle of the ring. The Administrator strolls up the steel steps and his lumberjacks follow behind him. They surround him defensively as they await for the Black Circle. Frodo and Charlotte look slightly groggy from their matches earlier in the night.
Now Shane's music hits the ring. He ascends from under the curtain. Following him come a beaten Black Circle, all of them are looking tired and bloody as John Madison who whispers something in Shane's ear whilst staring directly at Infamous and Sewaside. Shane nods though, and the Circle head down the ramp, smirks on their faces. Archie signals for all of the Administrator's lumberjacks to the outside and they eventually oblige. climbs over the middle rope and enters the ring. He stares directly at his rival through his one remaining eye, and the his opponent stares back. The only thing separating them is the referee and a guillotine. .
Archie Lawson grabs a microphone from the ring assistant and climbs into the ring. He pushes the referee out of the way and stands just behind the guillotine between the two competitors. He speaks extremely clearly to ensure everyone understands the PRECISE rules.
Archie Lawson: "This match is a GUILLOTINE match and it is here to decide the man who has COMPLETE control over the Xtreme Wrestling Federation! There are two parts to ensuring victory and I want to make sure it is completely, crystal clear.
First of all, you MUST decapitate your opponent in order to gain the privilege of signing the contract that I hold, granting you total control of this federation. Is that totally understood? Good."
The referee calls for the bell and the lumberjacks look across the ring at each other, there's a lot of tension in the arena right now. The commentary team look on with great intensity. pushes the guillotine to the side, leaving it by the ropes and the two men begin to circle each other for a minute. This lasts several moments and neither man looks like they're going to fight. They both look towards their lumberjack supporters because they're unsure what to do. shrugs his shoulders as Madison shouts “just go punch him.”
eventually swings but the Administrator leans back and ends up in a crab position. He tries to pull himself back to his feet but then falls on his back for no reason. looks puzzled by this and goes to drop an elbow but completely misses altogether so now both men are down on the mat even though they're yet to touch each other. The lumberjacks are just shaking their heads at how bad this is.
They both get to their feet though and picks the Administrator up and looks at his lumberjacks for guidance once more. He begins to spin around relentlessly until he drops the Administrator on his feet. Both of them are so dizzy that they fall out of the ring. Meanwhile, Frodo is blowing kisses across the ring to NAZI who tries to ignore them.
The Administrator lands at the feet of the Black Circle and looks up one way, then looks the other way. He tries to scramble back in the ring but Theo Pryce pulls him back, grabbing him by the neck with a smirk on his face. He throws him towards Madison who punches him, passing him onto Supernova. The four members of the circle pass him around before eventually throwing him back into the ring.
has some how landed on his feet the other side and holds his hands out in front of him in order to protect himself but Sebastian Duke looks at Davids and the two smirk before feeding him to Frodo who hits him with a shoulder to the gut. Scott Charlotte hits him with an uppercut to the jaw. The Brotherhood then throw him back into the ring. All eight of the lumberjacks look pleased with their work as both management members are wounded in the ring.
Frodo winks at NAZI once more who looks uncomfortable. Theo Pryce is staring straight across the ring at Sebastian Duke who stares right on back. Pryce has stitches from his match earlier on the night. Mr Supernova looks at Frodo grinning after his victory over him earlier on in the night.
The two leaders eventually clamber to their feet and out of nowhere the Administrator kicks Shane in the gut and looks at Davids. He clicks his fingers and winks, he attempts the Shockwave (Fisherman's Cradle Neckbreaker) – Davids' finisher, on Shane but he ends up spinning too far leaving both himself and Shane confused as neither man fell to the ground. smartly pushes the Administrator to the outside and he lands directly at NAZI's feet. NAZI hits him in the gut with a boot and then plants him with an overdrive neck breaker before throwing him back in the ring with a smirk.
Meanwhile, is relaxed on the ropes. He's pulled out by Frodo though who then nails him with a standing drop kick before throwing him back in the ring. The Black Circle try to argue with the referee to no avail.
NAZI and Frodo end up near to each other after their respective assaults and as Frodo backs off he winks at NAZI once again.
The repeating winks and other overly homosexual antics have finally gotten to NAZI! He just springboarded up onto the guard rail and into Frodo with a sick flying kick across the jaw! The horny dwarf goes down hard as NAZI begins kicking him in the ribs but Frodo grabs his boot! Frodo starts humping!
FRODO IS HUMPING NAZI'S LEG!
NAZI begins to actually take slow, long steps with FRODO stuck to his leg like glue. NAZI starts to climb the steel steps... Frodo is still clinging to his leg and humping!
NAZI reaches the top of the steps and... HE JUMPS OFF!
BUT FRODO LETS GO!
NAZI lands and Frodo falls behind him with an instant LOW BLOW to NAZI! When NAZI turns to face Frodo while hunched forward and grabbing his nuts in pain, Frodo steps up onto the steel steps and leaps into a tornado DDT that knocks NAZI out cold!
WAIT A MINUTE! NO IT DOESN'T!
NAZI jerks back up to his feet like a renewed life has entered him and he starts shaking! He's balling up his fists and pumping them... OH MY GOD! HE'S NAZI'ING UP! HE'S NAZI'ING UP! Many of the fans begin yelling HEIL as Frodo charges NAZI but Frodo is easily swatted away! NAZI IS THE MOST RACIST MAN ALIVE!!!!
He Heils to the heavens, shouts at the top of his lungs and leaps into the air toward Frodo... SUPER HITLER PUNCH! SUPER HITLER PUNCH! My god Frodo went spinning before he landed after that shot!
Frodo is down and out! slowly gets to his feet, and is thrown a chair by Madison who points at The Administrator. grabs him by the back of the head and looks to hit him on the steel chair but ends up falling back and landing on the standing chair himself! seems to be knocked out. The Administrator puts his hands in the air now! He looks happy with himself, but what's this!? John Madison is on the ring apron and is climbing into the ring, he heads towards The Administrator but is on the receiving end Soul Shot (Clothesline From Hell) by Sebastian Duke. Madison is out cold!
The King comes sliding in next though, and from behind plants him with a back breaker, lifting both of his knees into Duke's back and pulling him down! Duke roars in pain and is sent to the outside, Pryce also rolls to the outside. The Administrator turns now and does another matrix like duck from a terrible swing. Administrator runs off the ropes and tries to go for his own Clothesline From Hell but misses and instead trips and falls to the ground.
Suddenly outside the ring we see Frodo grabbing something from a fan... IT'S A BRICK!
WHY THE FUCK DID A FAN HAVE A BRICK?!?!?!?!
Frodo runs up behind NAZI who never sees him coming... CRACK!!! NAZI goes down hard after the brick shatters on the back of his head! Frodo leaps on top of the face down NAZI, getting on top of the back of his head and humping the living shit out of him! HOLY SHIT!
John Madison comes running over and Frodo immediately jumps back, allowing Madison to land on NAZI with a diving elbow. Frodo quickly makes his rounds back to his side of the ring and leans back into some fans who are patting him on the back and rubbing his head. These fans are all over Frodo!
McBride: “Wait a minute! Who is that in the front row right behind Frodo?”
Lawson: "It’s that Titan character that showed up on Madness! He’s grabbing Frodo!"
Frodo is completely oblivious, as Titan reaches out from behind the barrier and wraps his hands around Frodo’s neck. Titan rips Frodo backwards and tosses him into a crowd of fans; sending bodies, popcorn and beer flying about. Frodo struggles to get to his feet, and is met with stiff punches from Titan. The pair trade punches as they make their way toward the stadium exit. Frodo snatches a beer from a fan and throws it into the face of Titan. Frodo leaps to the top of the fans seat and jumps off at the blinded big-man, but is caught mid-air with a boot to the face. Titan drapes Frodo over his shoulder and pushes his way through the crowd, heading for the exit.
The camera follows the pair into a restroom, startling a maintenance worker. Titan begins slamming Frodo’s head into a closed stall door.
Random Guy: “Hey don’t go in there! was in there earlier making potato salad and it’s clogged!”
Titan spears Frodo right through the door of the stall. He rips the door away and punches Frodo down. Titan puts his boot to the back of Frodo’s head and forces it into the clogged toilet. Frodo flails about as the maintenance worker vomits in the sink. Titan stomps on the back of Frodo’s head before releasing him, sending Frodo crumpling down next to the toilet, gasping for air. Titan kicks Frodo in the stomach, ejecting chunks of potato, corn and shit from his mouth. Titan leaves the quivering Frodo, as the cameras cut back to the match.
tries to look athletic by doing a forward roll for no apparent reason and Administrator is stretching out his legs yet again. He grabs and for a second it looks like he's going to head him to the Guillotine but instead rolls him up, thinking he needs to pin him to win.
The referee looks baffled. The Administrator is screaming for him to make a pin but Charlotte shouts out.
Charlotte: "There's no pins boss, you have to decapitate the fucker!"
He shrugs his shoulders and releases Shane who looks humiliated. Administrator tries to spin around by his legs but doesn't seem to be able to gather the strength and ends up falling backwards into the chair that is still standing in the ring. The crowd aren't sure whether to laugh or not but chuckles can be heard regardless.
is up and grabs the Administrator by his bold head and picks him up, and starts walking around with him in the side walk slam position, unsure of what to do.
Eventually drops and hits a unique side walk slam and is evidently pleased with himself. He looks towards his Circle for approval but who the fuck's that!?
Peter Gilmour comes jogging slowly down the ramp and jumps Theo Pryce from behind and plants him with a Gilmour Cutter! He grabs Pryce by the head and the two men begin to exchange forearms and punches, leaving the arena as they do so.
The brawl continues in the back, with Sewaside and Infamous choosing to watch on as The King struggles to fight off Peter Gilmour. They're backstage now, Pryce hits a thumb to the eye and throws Peter into a wall head first. He runs at Gilmour but is clearly tired from all of his action here tonight. He misses and Peter hits yet another Gilmour Cutter! Leaving the King down and out!
Peter: "I will be King sooner... rather than later Theo. I promise."
McBride: "I'm coming to save you Theo!"
McBride drops his commentary headset but Lawson grabs him.
Lawson: "Are you fuck! I WANT ORDER!"
Now the commentators start to brawl. Sharing punch after punch, McBride seems to have the advantage, he kicks Lawson in the gut and plants him with a DDT. He's not done there though, he throws him into the barricade and unloads a flurry of forearms. Lawson turns it and hits a elbow to the skull before taking a step back and sprinting at McBride! He sends both of them through the barricade and both of them are down and out as well now!
The action returns to the ring where the two leaders are exchanging bitch slaps one after another. Administrator pulls 's eye patch forward and flings it back in his face much to the rebellion's amusement.
flings Administrator to the outside and he is trampled on by the Black Circle. Duke slides into the ring though and throws to the outside to Duke and Charlotte!
All hell has broken loose! The lumberjacks are throwing themselves at each other, and they've all gotten themselves into a bunch of evenly matched fights! Duke has his hands full, as the members of the Black Circle try to overencumber him and keep him down, but he's fighting back, he's not going down that easily! Duke fights of a few of his attackers, and raises his fist to deliver a devestating blow...
But it gets caught before it can go back down! Someone had grabbed it from behind Duke! Who the hell!? The arm is twisted severely, so much so that Duke turns around in a vain attempt to untwist it, turning around to see--
The Linguist!!? The fuck what?! The Linguist wraps his arms around Duke! Epilogue!! The Linguist just delivered an Epilogue to the King of Darkness! He is down and out, and The Linguist just did the rest of the Black Circle a huge favour! A fact of which he is aware of, as he takes a second to stand and slowly spin in a circle, arms extended wide to revel in his success, before smirking at the dismantled Duke and brushing his hands off.
Davids sees him however, and runs after The Linguist to try and return the favour, but The Linguist is quick enough to jump the barrier and escape through the audience, who are going crazy over The Linguist like they had earlier in the night!
An official comes sprinting down to an angered Duke who is helped to the back after the devious attack by The Linguist.
Davids is clearly furious at his Brother being taken out. Mr. Supernova runs at Charlotte but Davids hits him with a spinning forearm! Blocking the attack. Madison from behind though! Kendo stick to the skull of Davids! Steve's down and out! Charlotte has Steve's belt though...
CRACK. He nails Madison with it now! The Lumberjacks are going at it out here! NAZI goes for a shot on Scott but he ducks and CRACK. Takes out NAZI as well!
Lawson has crawled back to the commentary desk and a furious Michael McBride has strolled to the back, refusing to rejoin Archie on commentary.
Lawson: "Sorry about that."
Order is eventually restored. Only Davids and Charlotte remain on the Administrator's side. Whilst all of the Circle remain other than The King.
Or so they did! Liz Hathaway from behind has grabbed Mr. Supernova by his one remaining arm. She pokes him in both eyes and pulls him to the back, the rest of the Circle are completely bewildered.
Liz has evened the odds for the Administrator! Her and Nova exchange punches but the camera refocuses on the ring.
Nova eventually dispatches of Liz! Duke's back now! Duke with another BRICK to NAZI! Taking him down and out once more! What's this though, Reverse DDT by Madison! Duke's out once more!
Pryce has managed to pull himself back down to the ring, on his hands and knees for fuck sake!
A man jumps up onto the barricade and leaps!
Who is that???
He catches a flying Destiny's End DDT right on Steve Davids, spinning him in mid air with the momentum before drilling him straight down. Davids' entire body instantly falls limp as Lord nevar, Exkalliber looks down at his body.
Exkalliber looks at the other lumberjacks who remain and they are preoccupied.
He looks into the ring and sees Shane and Admin going at it. With a sickened expression on his face, he spits to the side and wipes his greasy hair up out of his face before slithering under the bottom rope like a serpent. Shane sees this and starts to punch Admin in the face, backing Admin up toward Exkalliber...
Half Nelson Choke! Exkalliber has Admin in that choke! Suplex! Exkalliber just carried it over into a BRIDGE! Exkalliber is holding it in place! Would that even be considered a pin or a submission? Either way Admin looks like an upsidedown mess of unconsciousness as Exkalliber keeps the hold looked and remains bridged for a few more seconds before letting Admin's body fall flat.
: "Well done, old friend."
Looking around the ring, Shane and Exkalliber see Scott Charlotte at ringside battling with Mr. Supernova and John Madison. They have him backed against the barrier and are choking and punching him in the stomack. Supernova starts kicking Scott in the groin while Madison wrings his neck!
Steve Davids is still down at ringside after Exkalliber's attack. Duke is still down after Linguist's assault earlier. Frodo is still missing after Titan disposed of him in the washroom...
Meanwhile for the Black Circle, Theo is still down after the Gilmour assault and NAZI is still down and out after the brick to the head from Frodo on top of being assaulted earlier in the evening by Sewaside and Infamous!
Shane and Exkalliber realize something very clear right now with this scenario... THEY'VE WON.
Exkalliber pulls Admin up to his feet.
DESTINY'S END DDT!
Admin, who already was out of it, looks dead in the middle of the ring. Shane laughs and unzips his pants, pissing right on Admin's face!!!!
GOLDEN SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Admin is REALLY out of it because he gives absolutely no reaction! Exkalliber looks out to ringside where he sees Scott Charlotte mounting an offense against The Black Circle members. Scott blocks a right hand from Madison and drives Madison down to the ground with a power slam. Scott ducks under a clothesline from Supernova and then spears Nova THROUGH the barricade right into the fans!!!!!
Scott gets to his feet and turns right into a boot to the stomach followed by the Destiny's End DDT from Exkalliber!
Exkalliber: "Holy Shit is right."
Exkalliber turns down to John Madison and pulls him up. He grabs a handful of John's hair and holds him up, pointing down at Scott's fallen body.
Exkalliber: "These fans are right; HOLY SHIT!"
Exkalliber rolls Madison into the ring and then grabs Supernova. He rolls Supernova into the ring.
Shane is starting to pace like a caged animal and looks VERY displeased now! Things have taken a sudden turn he did NOT want!
: "Stand back, Exkalliber! We're all on the same side! NEW Black Circle can be one with the original. WE can be one!"
Exkalliber stares into 's eyes for a few seconds and supplies NO answer. Instead, he looks back down at Supernova and pulls him up and gets ready to hit a Destiny's End DDT! Shane grabs Exkalliber's arm and pulls him away, letting Supernova drop...
AND EXKALLIBER SMASHES SHANE IN THE FACE WITH A BRICK! What's with the bricks tonight? He had a brick stuffed into the pocket of his loose fitted jean shorts!
Shane goes down hard, holding his head as Exkalliber stands over Shane and lifts the brick high. OH MY GOD!
WHOMP!!!
Shane is whacked in the face with that brick and stops moving! There's BLOOD smeared on Shane's face now after that second strike.
Exkalliber drops the brick and turns to see Madison and Supernova rising to their feet. Exkalliber backs up into the corner but remains expressionless as Madison and Supernova stand over ...
WAIT A MINUTE!
Sewaside and Infamous! They're finally springing into action after watching this entire match from a distance!
Sewaside gets into the ring and gets right in Exkalliber's face, pushing him up against the corner turnbuckle and going nose to nose, talking some trash. Infamous gets in front of Madison and Supernova, readying his fist and preparing to take on BOTH men!!!
Suddenly in the ring slides NAZI! He has somehow recovered from his earlier attack!
NAZI stands beside Madison and Supernova.
Wait a minute! THEO PRYCE! He's back up too!
Theo sees what's happening and instantly rushes into the ring and now we have FOUR Black Circle members facing off against Infamous!
Meanwhile in the other corner Sewaside and Exkalliber have started trading blows! They're going shot for shot, back and forth as the ENTIRE Black Circle swarms Infamous! The Black Circle makes short work of Infamous, stomping him down and just beating the holy hell out of him but he's still blocking shots and returning punches as best he can!
The Black Circle members continue beating down Infamous, but was that intended to distract them from the fact that....
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Sewaside and Exkalliber have just STOPPED. They literally just stopped throwing punches at each other, slowly turned, and looked at The Black Circle.
John Madison sees this and calls the attention of his stable mates. They turn and realize both Sewaside and Exkalliber are now stepping forward. Theo helps Shane up to his feet but Shane looks very dizzy...
Exkalliber laughs and points down to the brick he cracked Shane in the face with...
John Madison looks down at the brick, which happens to be right at his foot.
Exkalliber: "Go on. Step on it..."
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Madison looks down again at the brick. His expression is not one of pleasure as something seems to run through his mind. He takes his foot and nudges the brick... it wobbles a little. John takes the toe of his boot and pokes down into the brick...
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IT'S A FUCKING SPONGE....
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That moment in time when you realize you've been royally fucked by Shane .
: "HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Shane, who was being held up by Theo, pulls a stun gun from his pocket and zaps Theo with it!
Sewaside and Exkalliber both charge ahead, nailing dual dropkicks to Madison and NAZI respectively. Madison and NAZI are sent spilling out of the ring as Infamous gets up and kicks Supernova in the groin! He whirls him around toward Sewaside who is waiting to drop Supernova with THE OVERDOSE! He just destroyed Supernova with that cradle piledriver!!!
Shane smiles and stands tall in the ring as Administrator still is unconscious. Exkalliber, Sewaside and Infamous quickly dispose of the others from the ring. Shane grabs a microphone and stands over Admin's body while Sewaside, Infamous and Exkalliber loom around him.
: "As if there was EVER.......... ANY........ QUESTION...."
He reaches down and slaps Admin across the face.
: "I've won..."
Shane looks out to the fallen Black Circle members at ringside. Archie Lawson reluctantly slides the contract into the ring.
: "And all of you have LOST! You think I'm going to spend another year having to set up your wins, change rules, and fuck people over just so YOU can all look good? I've been waiting until the point where I no longer NEED to bend the rules in your favor and make it obvious that you all suck potato dick! I shouldn't still be hearing about how Madison can't get wins when I'm not backing him, or that NAZI is all "heat" and no meat... or that Supernova is an alien fruit. I should not have needed to make sure Theo Pryce, a Black Circle member, was the one who got booked against John Madison for the crown! I should not have had to worry about keeping it in the Circle by defending against Circle members. How DARE you all ride on my influence for this long and NEVER show any hint of finally standing on your own feet!"
Shane spits down at his former family. He takes the foam brick and throws it down at Theo, and it splats against Theo's leg with a red splash... I guess that explains why it looked like Shane's face was bleeding from the brick. He didn't use red dye when he did this back in 2004 with a different foam brick. Way to keep them guessing, Shane you deceiving bastard.
: "And to think ALL of you fucking morons fell for it! You all fell for SO MUCH MORE too! You all thought Exkalliber and Sewaside were going to be at odds? You all thought the war of words between Infamous and Exkalliber the other day were REAL? HA! And let me repeat... HA!!!!"
Shane kicks Admin in the side of the head. Admin is FINALLY starting to move a little bit.
: "Look at these men in this ring with me. Look at these TRUE LEGENDS who I will NEVER need to break the rules in favor of. These are men I will NEVER need to babysit the way I've had to do with all of you, my FORMER family. These men are solidified in the history books of not just one company but MANY companies. This man Sewaside? The LEGEND beside me? He's held more XWF titles than the crackheads in this audience can even count! This man Exkalliber? ALSO known as Lorn nevar? He was the ORIGINAL Black Circle member and without even having ever BEEN in the XWF before, he's already humbling all those he encounters verbally and physically. What about Infamous? INFAMOUS? Oh, oh boy... that may be the best treat of all. SO, SO, SO many names could be synonymous with infamy when we think about the history of this company as well as this industry. If you all realized who was standing beside me under this mask, you'd piss yourselves!"
Shane listens to the rather disgusted reaction from many of the fans but some of the oldschool fans are LOVING this!
: "These men as well as myself... we're written into this industry. We'll never be forgotten because we are ETCHED in stone. We are ETCHED in EVERYTHING... Ladies and gentlemen... We simply are..."
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: "One word. One name. One meaning that covers all you could ever need to know about these men."
The fans give a wildly mixed reaction to this announcement! We've just seen the formation of a BRAND NEW STABLE under Shane 's leadership!
: "It's time to do the deed and end this night. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!"
Shane points down to Admin as Sewaside and Infamous yank him up to his feet. Exkalliber pulls the guillotine to the middle of the ring while Sewaside and Infamous shove Admin's head through the hole!
: " I hope you've enjoyed your time tormenting me and spreading lies about me. I'm SHANE ..... I can't BE defeated."
Admin tries to say something.
: What?
Admin spits up some blood and tries to talk again. Shane puts the mic to his mouth... Admin is laughing?
Administrator: YOU LOSE.
Sewaside, Infamous and Exkalliber look around for a second as if a trap is about to be sprung, wondering what Admin means. Shane just laughs it off...
: "NICE TRY! Goodbye! Time to DIIIIEEEE!!!!"
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but then...
THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!
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Several seconds pass...
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IT'S THE ENTIRE CONGREGATION!! Amos James! Mystica! Elisha! Eli James!
Not only that but A masked man.. and some other strange looking man are with them... Who the hell are those men?
THEY ATTACK! The Congregation rushes down to ringside, easily swarming and outnumbering the Black Circle members who were already severely hurting at ringside.
Mystica refuses to attack any Black Circle member, but isn't helping them either. Duke has gotten back to his feet after being down for a long while and Duke turns Mystica around... Duke is yelling something at Mystica but then... MYSTICA STARTS HITTING DUKE!!!
The Congregation are beating the living hell out of the Black Circle! Now they turn their attention into the ring.
The fans start to pick up as the members of ETCHED stand in the ring and look down at the many members of THE CONGREGATION...
The entire Congregation slides into the ring and attacks! Shane backs up into a corner while his men meet head on with The Congregation members. Sewaside, Infamous and Exkalliber IMMEDIATELY start going for nut shots, eye gouges and anything else to gain an advantage but the numbers are too much! Exalliber low blows Amos James but Elisha cracks him in the head. Sewaside starts to choke out Eli but the mysterious MASKED man with The Congregation takes Sewaside down with a sick german release suplex. Infamous is then beaten down by several of them at once after charging right in!
: "No! Eli you piece of shit! I'm going to kill you myself!!!!"
Shane can't believe his brand new stable is being attacked and outnumbered! Shane lets out a primal scream and raises his fist, charging at Eli!
: " AHHHHHH! DIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
BUT ELI HITS A CLOSELINE FROM HELL ON SHANE !!! looked like he spun around thirty times before crashing down hard! HOLY SHIT!!
Eli watches as his men throw the rest of Shane's men out of the ring but they keep Shane IN the ring.
Eli goes over and removes The Administrator from the guillotine. Admin looks very pleased.
Eli just holds out his arms very slowly and Admin smiles...
THEY HUG!! WHAT THE HELL??? ELI JAMES AND ADMINISTRATOR ARE HUGGING!!!
Amos James and the other mysterious man slide in the ring since most everyone is down... Mystica and Duke battle up the ramp while all this is going on...
The Congregation are tying the members of The Black Circle and Etched to the rails around ringside!!! THEY ARE ALL HELPLESS!!
Amos and the other man grab .. OH GOD NO!
They are placing 's head in the Guillotine.. IS THIS THE END OF SHANE ??
Eli James asks for a microphone in the middle of this damn war!
Eli James IV: "You didn't listen. NONE OF YOU DID! It's been almost 9 months since I came warning ya all about the judgment coming... DID ANY OF YOU LISTEN? Ya see.. this is the beginning of the end, man. Shane.. all you had to do was listen and follow me. You chose to live in your sinful ways and, therefore, you will die in your sins. You did this, not me. The next time you speak... it'll be before the Almighty... and you will... be judged and sent to the darkness forever."
Eli gets on his knees right in front of .
He's singing...
It's as though time stands still...
It seems like this is right when the lights go out again! But they don't.
It seems like something else should happen right now, but it doesn't...
Instead... we are given what people have been trying to accomplish for over a decade...
The blade drops!
The fans shriek in horror!
'S HEAD IS DETACHED!!! The head bounces on the canvas and rolls a couple of inches as The Black Circle members and Etched members are stunned! Shane just turned on his own men, formed an entirely new stable and then LOST HIS HEAD in the same night!!!!
Admin and is lumberjacks are rejoicing. They join them in the ring..
The Administrator gets the microphone..
The Administrator: This is the new era! I spoke of the perfect XWF and I warned you all that I would take drastic measures to get us there. Now, with my superior intelligence, I have finally outsmarted the man that NONE of you could have ever stopped. I have finally rid the XWF of Shane ... AND I AM IN COMPLETE CONTROL. You, are, all, MINE.
Fans aren't sure how to react. They are in shock and many begin to boo as Admin seems to be a lot more cocky now than he has been in the past. The power is already going to his head...
Eli stands up and hugs The Administrator once again.
The fans boo as Eli kisses Admin on the cheek...
WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Eli hits the Cleansing on the Administrator!!!!!!
Eli is dragging the Administrator to the guillotine. You have to be kidding..
Eli puts the Admin's head in... Amos holds him there.. Eli gets the microphone once again...
Eli James IV: "Indeed it is a time for a new era in the XWF. May you all.. live under grace in my heart... or be damned... "
ELI DROPS THE BLADE........
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ADMINISTRATOR'S HEAD IS SEVERED CLEAN FROM HIS BODY !!!
Instant silence... all the fans are frozen in shock in the arena....
Eli stands up.. the Congregation are all standing by him minus Mystica..
Eli is singing while everyone is in shock.
Eli is circling the ring with the biggest grin on his face. It's so quiet you can hear a pin drop. Eli is looking at everyone's face.. from the Black Circle.. to the members of Etched.. to the crowd... he picks the microphone up once again.
Eli James IV: "Before I go ahead and explain what has happened before your very eyes, let me introduce you to the two newest members of The Congregation. The masked man you see before you.. is one of the newest members of the XWF and you'll get to know him real soon.. LAZARUS! The other man... heh... is the man who needed to be redeemed. He saw the darkness closing in and knew I was the one to save him. He's the man I pinned for the European Championship.. SID .... FEDER!"
What?!?!?!? Many of the fans are confused by that one... That guy Eli is with looks NOTHING like Sid Feder. He doesn't even look like the fake Sid Feder that came in a couple months ago. THIS is the NEW Sid Feder?
Eli waits a few seconds for the fans to quiet down a bit before he continues...
Eli James IV: "I'm not gonna bore you with details, but I will announce to you all.. I am now.. the new... heh.. OWNER OF THE XWF!!! Well, just as soon as I sign this here contract that is. Heh heh.. "
No one is saying a thing. Amos James brings the contract into the ring and hands it to Eli.
Eli James IV: "I told ya I was comin' to save the XWF and months later.. you get to witness the prophecy being fulfilled before your very eyes. My first decision to make as owner is.. everyone in The Congregation gets their own.... 24/7 BRIEFCASE! Which means, you can cash in your briefcase at any time for any title. "
Eli slides out of the ring and looks underneath the ring.... there's a big treasure chest. He pulls it out and opens it up... there's several briefcases inside... he's sliding them in the ring.. one for each member of The Congregation. He's passing them out like fucking candy over here!!!!
Eli James IV: "My second announcement being the new owner is.. Theo Pryce... prepare yourself to defend that crown against.... me."
Theo looks angry like he's ready, still chained out at ringside with the others.
Eli James IV: "And finally... TO ANYONE who has LOST this past week.. congratulations.. you'll be receiving something great..."
Eli stops and smiles.. he looks at the camera..
Eli James IV: "Hehehe.. A letter to inform ya... YOU'RE FIRED! No room for the weak on my land. Oh, and Andrew Morrison... you need to pay for your sins and attacking me... like Amos took care of John Austin... Lazarus is gonna take care of you.. then you can join the rest of these boys. JUDGMENT HAS COME! Don't worry... more of you will meet the end as well and there is more to come, but first...."
Eli takes a pen and takes the contract in his hand.
This CAN'T be happening...
He presses the pen to the contract..
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...And with his signature completed, EVERY last word he just said becomes your new reality.
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Character Mood: Hurt. Oh those feels. Those many feels.
Character Setting: Same place I was left. Untied, but still sitting there. The audience has left, workers are beginning to clean up the popcorn and soda from the seats. Infamous still sitting.
Sewaside has left. Everyone has left. Infamous still sitting. Beheadings are rough, but I guess it had to be done. That stone face, the feelings overwhelming. Many thoughts speedily rushing through the mind covering the road to the mouth, like a Nascar Raceway. It's only bound to crashing at the finish line of Infamous' teeth. He peels the mask away. Ironically, the Deadpool Mask, similar- eerily similar to Lazarus'. Complete mindfuck is the expression left on Infamous' real face. His eyes, bouncing about the vacant arena, and to the heads of Shane and Administrator. This wasn't the plan. This was not in the cards. Why couldn't Infamous had folded, or just played things differently.
"I'm sorry..."
His mouth clams, no stutter but you knew his voice was breaking. Breaking not just silence, but breaking with feels. His emotional bleeding, so clear from the workers that stepped quietly but peeking over to the slowly rising Infamous.
"I'm sorry... I couldn't get... to you."
Infamous struggling to keep up on his feet, dropping down to his knees. He crawls closer to the two heads that bounced about once they were chopped from the human bodies.
"Anywhere I...."
Infamous continuing to crawl. Slowly getting closer, before sitting about seven feet in either direction from the heads of Administrator and Shane .
"Anywhere I would've followed you.."
Infamous drops backwards from his seated position to his back, staring up towards the rafters. His eyes glossy, his face pale and flush. The camera pans up into the air- headed to the rafters, but fixed on Infamous laying just feet from the beheaded heads of the Previous Living Competitors for Owner. New Owner Eli James.... gone. Infamous still remains. Eli James and the Congregation, probably celebrating. Infamous, slowly- clearly dying from the incomplete success of his plans for the night. Evidently blaming himself. He couldn't get to them. One of them. Either of them. Could have had everything. Now; it's to the goats, the sheep, the barnyard animals- followers of the book of Eli.
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Followers of the Book of Eli.
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u havent earned shit either bitch! I earned my shots against maddy when he had the belt and I'll earn my shot against your boyfriend Theo
so shut it asshole
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01-28-2014, 12:49 AM
Super Shove It: 1/26/2014 The Grand Finale -->
Frodo runs up to the lifeless bodies of Shane and the Admin, he looks down in sorrow at the sight of his deceased saviour, his king, the admin. Then he looks at shane, and is filled with pride. He looks around, spots what he needs, and saunters over to it. Grabs the head, and begins pull his hobbithood out and begin to fuck Shane's open mouth.
Wait, did he say I'm fired?
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I don't think I've ever felt better. Our lives are in his hands; I'm just here to make sure the ones who fall through his fingertips get scooped right back up and saved too.
"Well that escalated quickly. As for you Eli, you'll get a shot at my crown when I say you will. You may have cut the head off the Administrative Network, literally but you haven't removed them all together. All you've succeeded in doing is taken Shane 's place, a feat no doubt but let's not pretend like anything has changed. The players may be different but the game is the game. See you around."
(01-28-2014, 12:33 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u havent earned shit either bitch! I earned my shots against maddy when he had the belt and I'll earn my shot against your boyfriend Theo
so shut it asshole
"I'd earn a shot at the crown if I wanted to, but I'm Irish, I'd never want to be a King. Not my style lad. Theo is me friend and boss, he is better looking then your husband, that's for sure. Gilmour, I'm going to haunt you till you leave or learn to shut your fucking mouth, but seeing that you're too dumb to do anyone of them, I'm going to make your life here a living Hell. I might even kidnap your husband and have me wife smack him around a few times with a pistol. Or I might just been an asshole and push him off a building. Or better yet, set his car up with a bomb, so when he goes out for a drive. Boom and so ends you husband."
once again bringing out the rose smith is a man card. typical of an irish prick like you. maybe ill be the one kidnapping your ugly wife but ill just break her neck and leave her for dead and then drop her in front of you.. then ill kill you and the both of you can rot in hell ;)
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"I do not fear you Eli nor do I fear anything you may have up your sleeve. Nothing will stop the hell that is coming the XWF's way. All your little charade is doing is delaying the inevitable. Your greed for power has clearly come through, so who has truly committed a sin? Why, yes, I did attack you, and I enjoyed every second. I warned you as I warned everybody else. You see you are not the only prophet in the XWF. Why, have you not read your own book? Why, it tells of a false prophet. You have forced yourself into power by your greed. We in Apocalyptic Genesis? We just want the world the way it is meant to be. OURS. Run by humanity, and the strongest of it. Whether the way we accomplish this is right or wrong, it should be to NONE to judge, especially you! So come after me, send your soldiers, send everything you got. But I'm not going anywhere. WE are not going anywhere. You can try to lay us out but we will only stand back up and come at you tenfold! WE will not die for WE are the new age and WE are the beginning of the end of things as you know it. You cannot stop what you did not create, Eli, and if you think your threats worry me, you are sadly mistaken. It is a mistake that your friends and yourself will pay dearly for."
OOC: HOLY SHIT! I did NOT see that coming at all. What a job by everybody. Interested to see how this all unfolds.
W-L Record Since Return: 1-1 (singles or tag) 0-1 (special/gauntlet matches)
"I hate to correct you Theo, but that match was the match that settled all power. Eli James' name sits on that contract. He has total control over everyone and everything. If he says you will defend your crown. You will. The Congregation are going to cast a shadow so dark that it swallows us all."
If you set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing. Margaret Thatcher
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(01-28-2014, 06:35 AM)Archie Lawson Said: "I hate to correct you Theo, but that match was the match that settled all power. Eli James' name sits on that contract. He has total control over everyone and everything. If he says you will defend your crown. You will. The Congregation are going to cast a shadow so dark that it swallows us all."
"Archie your little one night try out as management is over. Let's not pretend like anything you say has any effect on what happens in the XWF. Things change, we all saw that first hand. Eli may own the company now, but I have more money than God and we all know that money can do a lot of things. I'll admit, I overlooked Eli a little bit. After all, what hick outside of Phil Robertson has ever accomplished anything in life before? There were literally decades worth of evidence that suggested that a redneck was nothing more than a cheap joke and a scruffy beard. But Eli's actions put all of us on notice. You got my attention now Eli. Not a smart move on your part. And as for you Archie, enjoy being irrelevant again.
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"Theo, you see... I will forever be known as the man who ran the show where everything changed. The turning point. I don't NEED to stick around and I'm not pretending that what I say goes. The only thing I did, was merely point out the truth. It is down to you to accept honesty."
If you set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing. Margaret Thatcher
"You want honesty? Here's some. You are an irrelevant pawn that lucked into the biggest night in XWF history. You merely provided the stage, while the rest of us put on the show."
(01-28-2014, 06:35 AM)Archie Lawson Said: "I hate to correct you Theo, but that match was the match that settled all power. Eli James' name sits on that contract. He has total control over everyone and everything. If he says you will defend your crown. You will. The Congregation are going to cast a shadow so dark that it swallows us all."
"Archie your little one night try out as management is over. Let's not pretend like anything you say has any effect on what happens in the XWF. Things change, we all saw that first hand. Eli may own the company now, but I have more money than God and we all know that money can do a lot of things. I'll admit, I overlooked Eli a little bit. After all, what hick outside of Phil Robertson has ever accomplished anything in life before? There were literally decades worth of evidence that suggested that a redneck was nothing more than a cheap joke and a scruffy beard. But Eli's actions put all of us on notice. You got my attention now Eli. Not a smart move on your part. And as for you Archie, enjoy being irrelevant again.
Feels good to be loosed from the chains of ignorance, don't it, boy?
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"Theo.. you didn't see this comin' because you are weak in mind. Shane was gonna turn on you all because it's who he is.. and you played his game. Someone far greater of the mind is here... and now.. it's time to play my game.
Andrew... you wanna bring hell here? Heh. I've been there. I know all about it. There's something far worse than that, man... and that is judgment. Lazarus will bring you up to speed..
Welcome everyone to the new XWF.
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"The stage is just as important as the actors that perform on it Theo. Otherwise you would just be a load of buffoons fighting in the streets. I heard you were smarter than this....
Also, a pawn? Does that make you the Queen? Enjoy that chain of yours whilst you can buddy, it won't be around your neck for much longer."
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Frodo is still humping away at Shane's head. Nope, he just blew a load in Shane's decapitated head.
Eli, did you say I was fired or not. I fought Shane and his crew, we were on the same side. I never beefed with you. Let me know, I'm going to fuck Shane's face some more, then sleep.
Frodo drops Shane's head, pulls his pants up, grabs Shane's head again, walks over to the admin's head, grabs it in hos other hand and brings it to eye level. He whispers a goodbye to his former boss before throwing the head to the seating and walks off to the back.
"This new XWF doesn't seem like it is going to be any better than the last one. You've done exactly what Theo said, replaced . You and The Congregation replaced The Black Circle. You're still giving hand outs and pushing who you want just like . Things aren't different. You're no better than a headless man who at is his final moments betrayed his loyal subjects. Will people say that about you in a month, Eli?"
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................... Who says, who says you're not perfect? Who says you're not worth it? Who says you're the only one that's hurtin'? Trust me, that's the price of beauty Who says you're not pretty? Who says you're not beautiful? Who says?
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Heh... I could do this all day. I must say I'm a little concerned with that bozo freakshow Eli taking over XWF, but it's not like I'm an active wrestler.
How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?
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Even if Linguini didn't attack Duke like the frog legged bastard he is, and even if Titan didn't jump me after I had already fought two members of the black circle. How could we have stopped the Congregation? How could we have saved him from something you set up? I know this was your doing, because you're a coward. You were afraid of Admin and his promises. I swear, I will have my revenge on the three I hold most responsible, and then I will come for you. Count on it.
(01-28-2014, 01:31 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: Even if Linguini didn't attack Duke like the frog legged bastard he is, and even if Titan didn't jump me after I had already fought two members of the black circle. How could we have stopped the Congregation? How could we have saved him from something you set up? I know this was your doing, because you're a coward. You were afraid of Admin and his promises. I swear, I will have my revenge on the three I hold most responsible, and then I will come for you. Count on it.
"Hold yourself responsible. Had you not previously involved yourself in affairs that were not your own, you would have spent more time protecting your precious Administrator's neck, and less time sampling Shane 's feces."
The Black Circle will continue to be the strongest group in the XWF!
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(01-28-2014, 02:59 PM)Titan Said: "Hold yourself responsible. Had you not previously involved yourself in affairs that were not your own, you would have spent more time protecting your precious Administrator's neck, and less time sampling Shane 's feces."
Because I dare call you out on being a stupid knock off you think it's ok to attack me like a coward, from behind, right after I did battle with someone more worthy than you? And that was after I did battle with an opponent who is so superior to you that he could beat you with his only arm tied behind his back? Let me tell you something you pussy, you and I will meet in the ring in an XTreme Hell in Cell match. And I will smash your goddamn face into the cage wall, then I will take the biggest thing I can find and I will ram it up your ass. Do you hear me, or is your mask on too tight?
(01-28-2014, 12:59 AM)Michael McBride Said: "I'd earn a shot at the crown if I wanted to, but I'm Irish, I'd never want to be a King. Not my style lad. Theo is me friend and boss, he is better looking then your husband, that's for sure. Gilmour, I'm going to haunt you till you leave or learn to shut your fucking mouth, but seeing that you're too dumb to do anyone of them, I'm going to make your life here a living Hell. I might even kidnap your husband and have me wife smack him around a few times with a pistol. Or I might just been an asshole and push him off a building. Or better yet, set his car up with a bomb, so when he goes out for a drive. Boom and so ends you husband."
once again bringing out the rose smith is a man card. typical of an irish prick like you. maybe ill be the one kidnapping your ugly wife but ill just break her neck and leave her for dead and then drop her in front of you.. then ill kill you and the both of you can rot in hell ;)
"Lad, The things I've done in me life has gotten me a V.I.P. spot in Hell. I don't mind that one bit, but I'm going to bring Hell to you for the rest of your XWF Career and no one can stop me from doing that. Not Eli, not you, not the ghost of Shane , fucking no one."
better bring backup then ;)
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