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John Austin · (01-22-2014)

Yo John Cena here about to talk to some dumb ass kids on the negative aspect of bullying and what it can lead to if you keep pulling shit off like that.

HAHAHAHAH!!! What can it lead to? Shit! You might get into some bullshit trouble, but nothing too hardcore should effect your ass. You might even become famous like I did. Yeah, that's right. John Cena ran his school like he runs the WWE and like he's gonna run the XWF. I'm untouchable and no one's going to step to this and walk away. Hank Lane and The Dimallisher, ain't got nothing on this. They're the bottom feeders, that the bottom feeders feast on here. If you put them both together, you still wouldn't have enough talent to make a quarter of a wrestler, let alone two separate fucks that think they'll be doing anything but picking up another loss in their long list of fucking losses.

I got Rick Flair as a partner too. Nigga's so old and his balls be hanging so low out his wrestling trunks, that he'll be tripping on them the whole time and falling all over the fucking ring! Now how's that old shit stain going to be of any aid to me? Best he just sit his ass down and drink his fiber supplements while I take care of this shit! This way he won't throw his back out or break a hip either. Fuck. Why the fuck did any bullshit GM think teaming me with that old lunatic would be a good idea? Chances are he'll start beating up his clothes and forget there's even a match going on that he needs to participate in. So how's that a good person to team me with? How the fuck, was that a good idea?

I'll tell you how and why? He needed a win. Old guy probably wandered into the XWF thinking it was his old folks home, sat down at a table, dozed off and woke up with a contract. Stupid as shit

must have almost jizzed himself seeing Flair's ancient ass sleeping in the XWF's cafeteria. Naturally, that guy wouldn't know talent or what a capable wrestler looked like if one came up and kicked him in the potatoes, so of course he signed up Flair.

Then after Flair continued to lose, and lose...and lose, Shane didn't know what the fuck to do, so he decided to make the old fart look like he was worth a damn by sticking him on a team with me. Yeah, even Shane

noticed Flair was that bad. Took a minute, but he noticed and being that

christened his drawers on the sight of Flair he was so excited, clearly he couldn't fire his ass. So he needed to start making Flair look like a winner and how does he pull that off, he teams him with me. The man who can't lose!

It's cool though. After we claim this win and Flair goes off to take his nap, I'm going to find

and thank him by kicking him in the spuds personally. Maybe then; since it is me delivering the kick, he'll feel what real talent is and give me something better to work with, instead of a match with sub-par opponents and old man saggy balls as my partner.

I'm not going to hold my breath though. This is the XWF after all. Anyway, that's all for now. I need to go talk about why bullying is bad to a bunch of annoying ankle bitters. See you all later in the ring for my victory.

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