"Hello." Frodo answers his phone with a shaking voice, it was his mother on the other line. She never calls him, not since he started taking drugs.
"WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU BEING A MALE PROSTITUTE? YOU LIKE TO SLEEP WITH MEN NOW? IS THAT IT? WANNA MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY? NO GRANDCHILDREN FOR ME! MY SON LIKES TO SLEEP WITH DIRTY OLD MEN FOR MONEY!"
"First of all mom, I'm not a gay male prostitute. I'm a wrestler. Second of all, I only did that once. Third of all, I have a child, his name is Joseph-Gordon, after the actor that no one likes. Also, I sleep with dirty old men for fun."
"Oh, well excuse me for not caring about your dirty old men love. Enjoy your AIDs, and Shemale Porn." Click. The line goes dead.
"Why does everyone bring up my Shemale porn?"
"Cause I've seen your internet history, and you have a mad love for Amy Daly." Crack chimed in before popping a molly.
Awwwwww shit AND THE PEOPLES COCK MEANS AWWWWWWWWW SHIT LIKE THE TYPE OF SHIT THAT WOULD FALL OUT OF ELI JAMES' FAT ASS! NOT NO WIMPY SHIT LIKE WHAT UNKNOWN SOLDIER WOULD PRODUCE! Dr. X-tremity sees somebody he can get down with and by down you can bet your top, middle and bottom dollar that he means that olllll' Rock-a-lock Bottom! YO BIZZITCH YOU'Z ABOUT TO GET THAT OL' ROCK BUH-BUH-BUH-BOTTOM UP IN THIS BITCH! AND IT'S BECAUSE............... IT'S BECAUSE........... IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE YA!
Now CAN you SUCK that................ NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Mr. XWF's status has been changed to: Hitting that running clothesline into a Rock Bottom! You'll be looking up seeing nothing but my cock's bottom!
@MrXwF I'm cruisin for chicks baby! I'm horny as fuck! Who wants to hook up in the club this week? Drinks and Cock Bottoms on me ALLLL NIGHT LONG BABY!
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Don't make me lube up the helmet. YOU DO NOT WANT THAT SHIT AND BY SHIT I MEAN WHAT WILL NEVER STOP FALLING OUT OF YOUR WIND TUNNEL ANUS BY THE TIME I'M THROUGH!
Mr. XWF's status has been changed to: Hitting that running clothesline into a Rock Bottom! You'll be looking up seeing nothing but my cock's bottom!
@MrXwF I'm cruisin for chicks baby! I'm horny as fuck! Who wants to hook up in the club this week? Drinks and Cock Bottoms on me ALLLL NIGHT LONG BABY!
you lost me there. you want to stick your helmet in my ass? I don't believe it will fit...
болезненное ангел!
Intercontinental Champion
TRIO CHAMPION x2
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION x2
UFO Champion x2
Ark Champion x2
Heavy Metal Champion x2
Xtreme Champion x3
Won at War Games 2014
ZakMisery
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase: Men, some teens (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)
Mr. XWF's status has been changed to: Hitting that running clothesline into a Rock Bottom! You'll be looking up seeing nothing but my cock's bottom!
@MrXwF I'm cruisin for chicks baby! I'm horny as fuck! Who wants to hook up in the club this week? Drinks and Cock Bottoms on me ALLLL NIGHT LONG BABY!
Brotha from the looks of you, your lips are like a toilet seat at the free clinic so Im gunna refrain from passing this sorry, yer ma must be so proud of you
First time we spoke in like 4 years was a few minutes ago. She only called because she thought I was a gay prostitute now. She wanted to tell me how disappointed she was in me.
Mr. XWF explodes semen all over the floor while shaking uncontrollably. Looks like he's been in the corner masturbating with a piece of raw steak this entire time.
Mr. XWF slips and falls in it and the steak goes flying!
Mr. XWF's status has been changed to: Hitting that running clothesline into a Rock Bottom! You'll be looking up seeing nothing but my cock's bottom!
@MrXwF I'm cruisin for chicks baby! I'm horny as fuck! Who wants to hook up in the club this week? Drinks and Cock Bottoms on me ALLLL NIGHT LONG BABY!