Dr. Zero
Steve Davids
- vs -
Smoke Man
Mystica
Tag, 1 Fall
Kimmy K
Kinwrathi
- vs -
Tony Santos
Egyptian Snow Pharaoh
Tag, 1 Fall
MAIN EVENT
Cam Lang
Tri Bute
- vs -
NAZI
Wyatt Reynolds
Tag, 1 Fall
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NOTE: This match features energy bars to indicate how fresh a person is coming into their match, since some competitors were already wrestling earlier in the evening.
The ring crew finishes repairing the ring after the horrible PAYBACK incident, and the fire department has successfully snuffed out all of the in-house bonfires that have been set using PAYBACK merchandise. The air is still very smokey but now that the ring is repaired, the show must go on!
Dr. Zero
Steve Davids
- vs -
Smoke Man
Mystica
Tag, 1 Fall
Both teams are shown in the ring, eagerly and awkwardly awaiting the start of the match. The referee comes to each side and inspects both of the starting competitors; Mystica and Dr. Zero, for foreign objects. Impatient by this official's rightful need to do this, Shane
, who escorted Smoke Man to the ring moments prior, steps up on the apron and calls over the ref. Getting into his face and yelling, the ref finally turns to face the timekeeper and signals for the match to start. Content, Shane drops to the floor outside, striking up a conversation with his "client" for lack of a better term.
Back in the ring, Mystica and Zero circle around each other, both hesitant to to be the one to start the match. Zero reaches in for a tie up, and Mystica breaks the grip by kicking the deranged doctor in the leg, just below the knee. Mystica shakes his leg a couple of times, bringing it back to the ground with a smirk while Zero clutches at the site of impact, leaning into the ropes. Rushing in, Mystica lays into the manchicken with a series of vicious chops to the chest until the ref pulls him away.
While he tries however, Zero explodes off the ropes, slamming an elbow into the side of Mystica's head, and tossing him headfirst into the middle rope! With obviously diabolical and evil intentions, he hops on Mystica's back, driving his throat into the second rope! Mystica coughs, gags, and wriggles to get free, while Shane
laughs at ringside!
: "Haha! Yeah! Kick that skinny prick's ass! Oh, wait shit! Not that skinny prick! Ref, what are you doing?!"
The ref makes it to a four count before Zero gets off, leaving Mystica squirming on the ground, clutching his reddened throat. Dusting off his hands, Dr. Zero backs into his own corner and tags in Steve Davids.
Stepping between the ropes slowly, he stalks the writhing man, before dropping a huge elbow across his back, grunting as if he were an animal. Another elbow drop! A third! Mystica's in a bad way here, ladies and gents! Davids goes for another, but Mystica rolls out of the way and he collapses on nothing!
Using the ropes to get back to his feet, Mystica shakes off the cobwebs before going after the bigger man. Davids, on one knee, shoves Mystica off, almost launching him into the neutral corner! Mystica regroups, and charges right into a lariat from the bigger man! Davids roars with intensity, peeling Mystica off the ground, and into a fallaway slam! He rolls out of the ring, but Davids rushes to catch his foot before it falls, and pulls him back into the ring!
Picking him up once more, he shoves him right into his own corner! Smiling, he tags in Zero, before hitting Mystica with a backbreaker and keeping on his knee while the doctor climbs to the top rope...
AND HITS A KNEEDROP!
Mystica might be out cold! Zero covers!
...1
...2
: This is bullshit ref! His foot is clearly on the rope!
The ref turns around to shush
, as his assessment could not be any further from the truth, before bringing his hand down for three!
No! Mystica shoots the shoulder up! The crowd is going wild! The women are cumming harder than the last time they saw Peter Gilmour!
Zero is in disbelief, or he has to poop. That chicken face is sending so many mixed messages right now! He tries for the cover again, but Mystica powers out before one! He forces himself up to his feet, grasping the feathered face of Dr. Zero and dropping him down in a DDT that he turns into a chokehold! He's choking the chicken! BAH GAWD!
Zero slides out of the hold, and Mystica gets back to his feet, a bit shaky at first, but adrenaline soon takes over and he once more takes the fight to the doctor, first with a headbutt that stuns his opponent so he can hit the ropes and deliver a sick flying knee to the head!
He drags the body of Zero to his side of the ring, and tags in Smoke Man! Shane hands something to his client, and then whispers something else to Mystica. He looks hesitant at first, but then he calls over the ref.
Meanwhile, Smoke ignores Zero and goes at Steve Davids, fiddling with something on his hand! Davids strikes a fighting pose on the apron, but all Smoke needs is...
BRASS KNUCKLES! TO DAVIDS' STOMACH!
He doubles over and catches a knux assisted uppercut that knocks him off the apron onto the ground. Content and to the sound of Shane's applause, he tosses the knuckles over the top rope, before getting rolled up by Zero!
: You count that, you lose your job!
Just then, Nurse X pops up in front of Shane, causing him to jump back into the barricade in shock!
: MOM?!
Smoke kicks out of the uncounted pin, and Zero tags in Davids, who whips Smoke into the corner, before charging like a freight train at the smaller man...
Who ducks under his feet! Now it's Davids in the corner! With all his might, Smoke lifts Davids up to the top rope! He climbs up alongside, but Davids punches him in the stomach and loads him up so the man is sitting on his shoulders! Zero runs over and tags himself in, also taking the stolen brass knuckles, and Davids leaps!
POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE APRON!
Wait a second, during the fall, Smoke's hand hits Mystica's shoulders, counting as a legal tag!
Mystica steps into the ring, and runs at Zero, who gets a knee up and then hits him with the Zero Sum!
The cover, and
is tending to Smoke Man, who might be unconscious from that attack!
...1
...2
THREE!!!!!
Winners: Dr. Zero & Steve Davids
Kimmy K
Kinwrathi
- vs -
Tony Santos
Egyptian Snow Pharaoh
Tag, 1 Fall
It's a packed house tonight and the fans are going nuts! Kimmy K, Kinwrathi, Egyptian Snow Pharaoh and Tony Santos are already in the ring and have moved to their allotted corners as the crowd continues to roar in anticipation for this can't miss event! As the fans continue to buzz in excitement it's decided that Tony Santos and Kimmy K will begin this fight. The decision causes the audience to respond in a frenzy of screams as the two make their way to the middle of the ring. As the fury of cheers slowly dies, the bell is rung and this match begins!
Kimmy K charges at Tony Santos like a super charged fire cracker waiting to explode and catches Santos with a Spin Kick to the jaw! Santos' head is rocked back and Kimmy follows that kick up with a few jabs to his kidneys that causes Santos to lurch forward just to receive a Dropkick to the head! Tony drops! Kimmy K covers for the pin!
...1
...2
Kickout by Santos!
Tony shoves Kimmy off him and rises to his feet while shaking his head and slapping himself in the face to either regain his bearings, or wake himself up cause he can't believe Kimmy K just attempted to pin him. As Tony does this though Kimmy launches herself towards him in a fury of punches and kicks! Tony retaliates with a quick backhand to Kimmy's face, followed by a kick to her midsection. Kimmy stumbles back and Tony dives forward with a Spear!
The force slams Kimmy into the turnbuckle and she flops to the canvas. Tony Santos gazes down at the fallen Kimmy and grins as he rips her off the canvas with the aid of a chunk of her hair. From there Tony delivers a few punches to her ribs and stomach, before catching her right across the face with a Backhand Chop!
Blood immediately begins to trickle from Kimmy K's nose and mouth as her head slumps forward. Tony shakes his head at the sight of this and rears his hand back to crack Kimmy across the head again with it, when Kimmy lifts her head with a defiant smile and spits a mouthful of blood, right in Santos' face! Disgusted Santos wipes at his face leaving himself open for Kimmy K to reach up and grab Santos by the face and Headbutt him!
Santos releases his hold on Kimmy's hair as both Kimmy and Santos waver back from the effects of that sudden Headbutt. Kimmy shakes her head about and looks to her corner where Kinwrathi is standing with his hand outstretched. Kimmy flies towards him as Tony realizes what Kimmy is doing. Tony attempts to stop Kimmy from making the tag......but he's too late. Kimmy's hand slaps Kinwrathi's and the tag is made!
Kinwrathi soars into the ring and instantly hits Tony Santos with a Diving Headbutt! This causes Tony to lumber back, leaving enough time for Kinwrathi to follow that up with a Roundhouse Kick that sends Santos straight to the canvas! Kinwrathi stomps his boot heel hard into Santos' ribs and stomach and Santos surges in pain on the canvas. Kinwrathi then reaches down and rips Santos up by his hair Only to greet Tony's face, with an immediate punch. Following that up by lifting Tony up into an Airplane Spin!
Tony struggles and fights for a release, causing Kinwrathi to tip off balance and then Tony drops down reversing things in his favor with a Russian Legsweep! Kinwrathi falls forward and Tony takes off towards the ropes. Climbing them to the top, where he positions himself firmly and then launches off them into a Tony Award (Shooting Star Press)!
However, Kinwrathi rolls out of the way before it connects! Tony slams to the canvas! His move catching nothing but canvas! Hurting him both physically and emotionally because of that fail!
Both wrestlers climb to their feet and glare at one another before shooting forward and immediately locking up! But Tony quickly breaks things up with a swift Headbutt to the bridge of Kinwrathi's nose! A loud crunch is head and blood pours from Kinwrathi's nose! Kinwrathi blinks and wipes at the blood as Tony wastes little time before getting Kinwrathi with a few chops to Kinwrathi's chest. Realizing that he must simply fight through his injury Kinwrathi returns fire with a left hook to Tony's jaw and a right jab to Tony's cheek, followed by a knee to Tony's ribs and a Leg Sweep that sends Tony to the canvas!
Kinwrathi then mounts Tony while Tony is down on the canvas and begins issuing several punches to Tony's face. Through these rapid and brutal blows to the face, Tony reacts out of desperation and catches Kinwrathi with a Low Blow! Kinwrathi's eyes widen and he tumbles over onto the canvas. As Kinwrathi is fallen over, Tony slowly and rather gingerly pulls himself from the canvas but instead of going for the tag to ESP, he goes for the ropes. Ascending them and launching off into another Tony Award!! This time the move connects and Tony covers for the pin!
...1
...2
Kickout!
Tony and Kinwrathi stare each other down as they both slowly rise. Tony, wiping the sweat that accumulated over his brow and Kinwrathi, attempting to smear away some of the blood that dripped from his nose. Both men looking at each other like they could tear one another in two. Kinwrathi spits a glob of blood and saliva off to the side and Tony cracks his neck. Then Tony rushes forward but Kinwrathi dodges his attack and grabs Tony by the arm. Kinwrathi flings Tony across the ring!
Tony slams into the turnbuckle and slumps downward as Kinwrathi charges towards Tony! As Tony lifts his head and the fans recoil in their seats at the impending freight train that is Kinwrathi barreling down on Tony, a hand reaches over and slaps Tony in the back.
And that hand belongs to Egyptian Snow Pharaoh!
Before Kinwrathi has time to react to the switch, or even stop his momentum, Egyptian Snow Pharaoh is already shooting through mid air with a well placed kick to Kinwrathi's chest! The kick sends Kinwrathi flying back and almost sends him right out of the ring.....if it wasn't for Kimmy K, who catches him right before he flips over the ropes. However, she catches him by the hand and this actually now makes Kimmy K the legal person for her team!
As Kinwrathi returns to his feet, he shouts some words of encouragement to Kimmy, while Kimmy takes a deep breath and climbs into the ring. Egyptian Snow Pharaoh watches Kimmy with a bemused grin planted across her face. Kimmy sees this and attempts a look of determination and bravery as she meets ESP's gaze. A task most men find hard to do since ESP wrestles in the nude!
Kimmy K then takes the initiative to promptly slap ESP across the face! The slap connects with a surprisingly heavy handed sound and Kimmy attempts to follow that up with a second, but this time Pharaoh catches her hand and punches Kimmy clean across the face!
Kimmy's head shoots back and Pharaoh punches Kimmy in the throat. Kimmy gags and Pharaoh grabs the back of Kimmy's head, wrenching it forward and down into her knee! A quick elbow to the back of Kimmy's skull plants Kimmy to the canvas after that and Pharaoh smirks as she places her foot on Kimmy's back for the pin.
...1
...2
Kickout!
Kimmy wildly kicks out and flails about on the canvas so much it causes Pharaoh to misplace her footing and lose her balance. ESP wobbles back, but catches herself before she falls, while Kimmy rolls over and pulls herself up. Then with ESP at a momentary disadvantage Kimmy takes that window of opportunity and goes for a Jumping Clothesline!
It connects and ESP falls back! ESP meets the canvas and is quickly greeted by a Fist Drop from Kimmy K! Kimmy's fist slams into ESP's face and then Kimmy follows this up with a Sunset Flip! Kimmy goes for the pin!
But before the count can begin, ESP reaches over and grabs Kimmy by the top of her head and tosses Kimmy off! Kimmy soars upwards and crashes a few feet away in the ring! Climbing gingerly up to her feet Kimmy is almost immediately met with a Spear from ESP!
The move sends Kimmy slamming into the ropes and bouncing back towards Pharaoh only to receive an Egyptian Snow Fall!
ESP covers for the pin!
...1
...2
...THREE!!!
Winners: Tony Santos & Egyptian Snow Pharaoh
Egyptian Snow Pharaoh rises to her feet as her music blares loudly and the ref raises her hand in victory. Tony Santos is soon in the ring too and is celebrating by pumping his arm wildly in the air and climbing the ropes to strike a pose. Yet the victory celebration is interrupted by an image hitting the X-Tron...
That image is of Kimmy K's foot on the rope before the ref's hand came down the third time...
What does this mean????
Steve Sayors is seen entering the office of Shane
.
Sayors: Excuse me sir but do you have any comments regarding what we just saw out there?
Shane is sitting at his desk with a crossword puzzle in front of him, but no words filled in... Instead, he's drawing tiny smiley faces inside of the boxes. Shane looks up at Steve...
: Potato?
Sayors: Uh... yes... potato.
Shane begins eating some pumpkin seeds out of a jar.
: So Steve, did you see what happened out there? That idiot ref didn't notice Kimmy's breast on the bottom rope.
Sayors: Sir I believe you mean her foot? And yes, that's actually what I'm here to talk about. Can I have your thoughts on that matter?
: Well the match is already over and that referee is going to be fed to the lions when I get a hold of him. There's really not much else I can do.
Sayors: But should the carelessness of that referee really cost Kimmy and Kinwrathi their chance to advance in the Lethal Lottery tournament?
: I really don't care, Steve. Neither of them has given me a single potato today... and would you believe I didn't receive a potato from either of them yesterday? Want to guess how things look if I backtrack the whole week? Yeah, I didn't think so bub...
Shane takes some mint flavored long-cut chewing tobacco out of his drawer... just a loose pile of it scattered around on the inside of a drawer... and Shane packs a fat ass lip. He begins talking but there's so much tobacco in his bottom lip that he just starts drooling all over himself.
: Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
Sayors: I don't believe you're using English right now sir. Can you translate that for me? Do you intend on doing anything about the way that match just ended out there a few moments ago?
Shane spits the wad of tobacco out and it hits the camera man in the shoe.
: Do you not speak English? I said I don't care!
Shane stands up and begins yelling at Steve.
: Put Kinwrathi and Kimmy in the next round for all I care! Don't put them in the next round! It makes NO difference to me!
Sayors: With all due respect, it makes a huge difference to both of them... and it impacts the others in the tournament as well because they might have to team up with them or go up against them next week if you let them advance.
: What's the thing I can say that gets you out of my office the quickest?
Sayors: ...
: Oh, silence now? You know what?
Just put a god damn poll up on the XWF app and on our website for people to vote. If the majority of votes are in favor of allowing Kinwrathi and Kimmy K to advance, then let them advance for all I care! I've got bigger fish to fry, Steve... now if you don't mind.
Shane pulls a live rainbow trout out of a fish tank that Steve hadn't previously spotted on the floor behind the desk. Shane slaps the trout down on the top of his desk and Steve gets a nice helping of fish water on him.
Sayors: Right... thank you sir. I'll make sure that poll goes up and I'll let you know the results.
: Do you feel blame?
Sayors: I'm sorry sir? What was that?
: Are you mad?
Sayors: Um, no sir, not at all... why do you ask?
: Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage...
Steve Sayors just slowly backs out of Shane's office like Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin backing out of an awkward situation. Shane continues saying things that make a lot of sense as Steve gently shuts the door and hurries down the hallway; Shane's insane ramblings still heard mumbling from behind the closed door. Our XWF owner doesn't care enough to make a decision on this controversy, so he's going to allow the XWF universe to make the call! Download that XWF app now if you haven't yet!
MAIN EVENT
Cam Lang
Tri Bute
- vs -
NAZI
Wyatt Reynolds
Tag, 1 Fall
The main event is finally upon us, and with all four wrestlers ready to duke it out. The second coming of Cam-Tri seems to have already decided that Tri Bute will be starting this one out, after Cam had started in their match last week. However, it seems Tri will be starting off against this match's substitute; Wyatt Reynolds, still raring for a fight after the battle royal earlier tonight.
The two circle around the ring, a fair distance between the two as the contest opens. The ref walks around with them, not wanting to get caught up in some sort of predicament. Quickly, Wyatt runs up to Tri and delivers a dropkick out of nowhere, making Tri wheel back into the corner. Wyatt doesn't give him a second and runs toward his opponent once again, performing a jumping knee lift into the corner, and following this up with a bulldog. Turning Tri over, Wyatt climbs on top of him and begins punching him in the face, over and over again. After doing what seems to him like enough damage, he adjusts into a school-boy pin.
Cam sees this, and kicks Wyatt across the back to stop him before the ref is even down on the mat. Before the ref can corner Cam to tell him off, Wyatt has uppercutted the Canadian, but Cam isn't backing down, as he retaliates with a knee to the stomach, followed by a neckbreaker - rolling out of the ring while still on the floor.
Now both competitors are down, but Wyatt recuperates to a standing position before Tri is on both knees. Wyatt drags Tri over to his teams corner, hitting his head against the turnbuckle. Wyatt tags NAZI in. NAZI steps through the ropes as Wyatt throws Tri into the corner. They begin to stomp a mudhole together, taking another Cam intervention to break it up. The ref gets Wyatt out of the ring but gives Cam a decent talking to, allowing Wyatt to grab Tri's neck and choke him of his breath while NAZI continues to stomp, timing it just right to release just as the ref turns back around.
Tri Bute looks a complete and utter mess as NAZI yanks him from the canvas and delivers a White Powerbomb followed by a quick Selektion Stomp to the gut!
Tri Bute surges upon the canvas in agony as Wyatt Reynolds cheers on his new found partner and friend in racism. NAZI heils high in the air and the fans surprisingly cheer for this and some fans even return this gesture of hate and hardcore racism. The sight causes a smile to creep onto the devout separatist's face as he sets up to do what puts the fans' assess in the seats for some reason. With his arm outstretched he goosesteps to the side of the ring and then....it happens.
NAZI climbs up to the top rope! He heils! HE LEAPS!!! He keeps his heiling arm outstretched the entire way as he soars like an iron eagle through the skies, descending until he lands a headbutt upon an already down Tri Bute! The NAZI covers for the pin as the cheers deafen the arena!!!
...1
...2
...CRACK!
Cam Lang with a chair shot to the back of the ref's head, knocks the ref out cold and stops the count! Oh shit! NAZI looks furious and he rises to his feet!
THWACK!
Chair shot to NAZI's face!
THUD!
And another to the back of his head, leveling him out and sending him straight to the canvas!
POW!
Chair shot to Wyatt Reynolds, who was coming to the aid of NAZI.
BOOM!
That's the sound Wyatt made slamming to the canvas, after getting struck a second time with the chair! Everyone is laid out except Cam Lang, who stands in the middle of the ring breathing heavy and shaking like he's lost all his senses! Cam glares at the bodies strewn and then looks at the chair in his hand. Then Cam tilts his head back and roars like some sort of crazed freak before throwing the chair out of the ring! The chair flies out of the ring and strikes down a fan in the front row. The chair somehow hits the fan just right, so a jagged edge punctures the fan's jugular and the fan collapses. Warfare staff slowly shuffles to the fan's aid as the fan presumably bleeds to death. Oh well. These things happen though....especially here on Warfare.
Meanwhile back in the ring Cam Lang pins NAZI but with no official there it's a pretty much a pointless endeavor. Although with Cam down like this, he fails to notice Wyatt rise up to his feet. Wyatt cracks his neck and marches over to Cam Lang. Towering over him, Wyatt reaches down and lifts Cam up in the air. He hoists him up above his head and gets to one knee, before slamming Cam Lang down hard onto his knee! Cam screams in agony and drops to the canvas as Wyatt begins laying his boots into Cam Lang's ribs, chest, stomach and sides, like stomping is going out of style! Over and over again, Wyatt's boot smash into Cam as a gleeful smile fills out his face. Wyatt is actually enjoying this! What a brutal fuck!
Finally after a good long stretch of brutality, Wyatt looks down at Cam Lang and shakes his head before pulling him up only to execute a Piledriver! Cam slams to the canvas and Wyatt kicks him out of the ring as NAZI rises to his feet, shaking off the pain he endured from those epic chair shots. Right about this time the ref is also waking back up so Wyatt slips back out of the ring. As the ref stands up he witnesses NAZI simply tagging Wyatt back in.
Unfortunately out of nowhere Tri Bute hits Wyatt with a Big Boot! Tri Bute must have also got up in all the ruckus and now he's back and he's still the legal man for his team! Wyatt gets to his feet and charges but Tri Bute rolls to the right, avoiding a wild lariat from Wyatt. He charges again but Tri Bute rolls backward to avoid contact. Wyatt kicks the bottom rope and shouts at Tri Bute.
Reynolds: You cut that out or I...
...but as he's saying that, Tri Bute shoots forward with a forward roll haphazardly into Wyatt's knees and totally knocks him off balance. Wyatt collapses face first, using his hands to break his fall but Tri Bute is already back up and kicking Wyatt right in his exposes ribs. Wyatt tumbles over as Tri Bute follows, kicking him again and eventually kicking him to the ropes where he hits a low dropkick to send Wyatt sliding out under the bottom rope!
Tri Bute looks out to the fans who appear to be... warning him?
He turns around...
CRACK!!! NAZI from off the top rope has crashed right into Tri Bute's head with a flying knee! Tri Bute twirls around before crashing down in the center of the ring. The referee tries to order NAZI out of the ring but here comes Cam Lang! Cam spins NAZI around, completely catching him by surprise... CRACK! Superkick!!! NAZI goes down hard!
NAZI and Tri Bute are both next to each other on the canvas as the referee orders Cam Lang out of the ring now. While Cam is arguing with the ref, Wyatt Reynolds sneaks back into the ring with...
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
He's got a knife!!!
Wyatt stands over Tri Bute and gets ready to stab him right in the face!
...BUT TRI BUTE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!
The fans go wild!!! Wyatt's knife sticks into the canvas and as he tries to pull it back out, Tri Bute springs to his feet and kicks the knife so it flies out of the ring and into the crowd where a lucky fan catches it in the eye.
Wyatt and Tri Bute lock up and both struggle to try and gain control as the ref continues arguing with Cam Lang, who finally is very slowly stepping out to the ring apron. Meanwhile in the ring NAZI starts to get back up and he's positioned behind Tri Bute... LOW BLOW!
Tri Bute holds his future nuggets in future pain as NAZI quickly escapes the ring after his dirty deed. Wyatt Reynolds didn't realize NAZI did that, or maybe he did realize it... but either way here comes Wyatt with a swift kick right to Tri Bute's nuts! The ref turns around just in time to see Tri Bute rolling around on the canvas with his face red. Wyatt pulls him up and into THE BURNING CROSS! (burning hammer) Wyatt hooks the leg for the pin...
...1
...2
Cam Lang storms into the ring but is met by NAZI who shoves him off path and sends him crashing out of the ring...
...THREE!!!
Winners: NAZI & Wyatt Reynolds
The scene opens up to Shane on the phone conducting important business in his office.
: Yes that’s correct, five hundred thousand boxes of potatoes. Was I not clear the first time?
The door flies open, and in the office walks Dean and Liz wielding baseball bats.
: I’ll call you back. (Hangs up the phone) Well well well, how did I know I’d see you two here?
Liz: Well I left it out in the open. I said me and Dean would be here. And we’re here.
: Security!
Dean: No need to call them. My little friend already dealt with them.
Liz: You’re alone, trapped by yourself, Shane. It’s time for you to pay for your sins.
: No! No! NO! If you two even think of laying a finger on me you’re both fired!
Liz: Oh, we won’t touch you, but they will.
Liz and Dean moves out of the way, and behind them stands 4 little boys, wielding baseball bats. They all surround Shane.
: NOO!
Liz and Dean walk to the door.
Liz: Have fun, you guys.
Liz closes the door, and the scene fades as it shows the little kids beating Shane with baseball bats!
OOC: Don't forget to vote on the poll that will be right here in the RESULTS section as a separate thread, and will also allow its own comments! The poll will only be open for a short time. As soon as we get a decent handful of votes either way, it will close so we can do the next picks!
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