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LJ Havok · **11-03-2013, 12:49 PM**

LJ Havok has been wandering aimlessly over the past few days. He and Chris had yet to leave Seattle, Washington until last night. And now they had made their way to the next spot on the road. Denver, Colorado.. Chris was now in the parking lot of Walmart. He was wondering what was taking LJ so long..He had just went in to grab some discounted candy, but he had been gone for at least thirty minutes. Chris got out of his car to see what was up...

On the inside LJ Havok was in the office supplies. He had a posterboard and a permanent marker. He was writting something with a grin on his face. People were walking by giiving him suspicious looks. All the while he is laughing to himself. Moments later he started marching in the store in somewhat of a protest fashion. The sign says "Cunt Lang"

Cam Lang is a cunt! Cam Lang is a cunt! Cam Lang is a cunt!

LJ Havok was already having people stare him down. Some where laughing and some where appalled at the sight. Personel were already being contacted.

C....U....N...T!

Chris walks up with a baffled look on his face.

LJ, what the hell is wrong with you? I thought you changed?

Oh I did. I just still like to have fun..Plus screw Cam... Here I made you a sign.

LJ Havok goes to hand Chris Mancini a sign. Chris knocks it out of his hand.

Come on stop fucking around. With all this heat on us and people thinking we killed Andre we should probably NOT end up on the news.

It's fine. I can buy our way out of whatever trouble we get in here..So go shopping or some shit..Here it's on me.

LJ hands him Shane

's credit card...Chris takes it, shakes his head in confusion, and walks off. LJ Havok continues picketing with a goofy grin on his face until a manager woman with her hair up finally approaches him, and she looks really annoyed.(it is assumable that she hates her life)

Take you demonstration else where, sir. People are getting offended and there are small children here.

It is for a really good cause though. People should not be offended.

I highly doubt any good could come out of the word you were chanting and spelling.

It is an acronym.. You do know what an acronym is I suppose?

LJ Havok laughs condescendingly and the woman rolls her eyes.

Yeah, smartass, I know what an acronym is. I'm surprised a pro-athlete like you knows. But what possibly could that word stand for other than degredation of women everywhere?

You know I'm a wrestler good for you. (chuckles) The C is for credible. The U is for Underutilized. The N is for Note-worthy. And the T is for Talent. Feel like a bitch yet?

So you are telling me that the man that you hate should have more attention than what he is getting?

Fuck no! I was messing with you. That little bitch don't deserve my praise. The sign means that he is just that.. a cunt. Just like Peter Gilmour and any other person that has a problem with me. So, lady, do me a favor pay close attention to me and led me guide you away from these false heroes..

I will cheer on who ever I want. I don't need some little punk who thinks he is Jesus Christ to save me from anything.

It is on a much deeper level than professional wrestling. I can sway you either way though.. Sorry and shit if you burn in flames for all eternity.

GET OUT OF MY STORE!

LJ Havok throws down the signs in front of her and takes a ten dollar bill out of his pocket and throws it at her.

Keep the change..

Havok starts walking towards the electronics area. Chris is running out of the area and grabs LJ.

Hey! What the--

No time to talk. Tell you later!

A man about his size with some cops are trailing them with a teenage girl screaming behind them. LJ grabs a display and tips it over in front of them and then they were out the doors.

Once out of the store, they get into the car and speed off in the distance to the crappiest hotel they could find. They went inside and settled down. LJ finally questioned Chris about the situation.

Okay now what the fuck was that? Can you tell me now. Or are you going to be secretive?

Nothing to be secretive about..I'm ashamed. I asked the girl if she would like to fuck two famous people.

You're not famous.

You're right. I was just trying to get us some action.

Why was that a big deal? Was that the girls boyfriend tailing us?

LJ Havok is genuinely confused. And Chris looks ashamed and sits down on the bed.

No. It was her dad..She was sixteen.

Way to keep a low profile. You are even more of a genius than me..what the FUCK of all FUCKS is wrong with you?!

It's been a while since I have had some.

"Getting some" should be the least of your worries.. These animalistic needs have no place her..especially trying to have sex with a teenage girl. You sick fuck.

I thought she was older..

You know what? It doesn't matter. If you feel your needs rising from now on just watch porn like a normal..well kind of normal person. I will not deny you your basic animal insticts seeing as how I still like to joke around. But I will not have you fucking up my goal. Got it?

Yes, Lee. I still want to learn from you. I just had a moment of weakness. But if it helps at all, she was for both of us..

LJ looks at him like he's stupid. He then points at the bathroom.

Go get rid of those needs and then go to bed..I have a sermon tomorrow.

Aren't you going to bed?

No. I have business to attend too.

LJ Havok walks out of the room into the hallway..Off to do whatever it is he had to do.

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