Ooc: Sorry guys had a crazy weekend and no time to RP so this is getting tossed up like a last minute salad! Enjoy! Didn't have time to do my layout or anything either.




So here I am late as fuck because I was getting plastered all weekend like all of y'all should have been doing and what da fizzuck do I see?

A guy who I fall in love with!

Hell to the yizzeah Craig Davis you CAN CATCH MY STD'S IN OUR MATCH YOU HORNY LITTLE GIRLY BOY!

I can't help but get a big, fat, smelly, crusty, no wait the crust is peeling and falling off of my boner as it gets bigger because with the skin enlarging the........oh fuck this I ain't a math teacher you need to just figure the rest out yourselves but REST ASSURED I AM CUMMING TO MADNESS TONIGHT FOR CRAIG DAVIS AND HIS TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE!

I don't have time to run around in the ghetto scoring a rock this week, or to shoot a promo while taking a dump on a terlet, but what I do have time for is this last minute ejaculation that I just know...........AND THE PEOPLE'S COCK MEANS HE KNOWWWWWS MOTHA FUCKKAAAAAAAA............ THAT CRAIG DAVIS IS WAITING AND READY FOR!

He visits his doc to make sure he can get an STD from me in the match and to make sure his ass is loosened up enough for my huge, giant member. He even brags to the doc about how he's about to meet a guy who has the largest cock in ALLLLLLLLLL the land! The doc thinks Craig is a fuckin' homo but I think he's a godsend to the XWF!

We've been needing guys like this who can handle a dildo and who can ask for my cock for quite some time!

WHERE YA BEEN HOMIE? WHERE DA FUCK YA BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

When I step into the arena tonight I don't even give a flying fuck about anybody else on the show. Jeff Hardy can show up on Viagra and Coke and try to rape me and I'll just shrug him off and pass him my phone number. Neonero can show up with needles still sticking in his neck from whatever gay dudes secretly control his life and I'll just ask him to take a number.

Why would I pass up such great chances to lay down this big ol' dick on some top level talent? Because the goofy lookin', cock cravin, pubic pluckin', anal bead suckin, dildo wavin, homosexual named Craaaaaaiiiig Davis is bending over and holding his ass cheeks apart for me and I'm not even gay!

Sure, I'll shove my massive ass cock up his ass and see if he can make me cum faster than Rose Smith does each time she pumps me full of viagra and pays me 20 bucks, BUT THAT SHIT DON'T MAKE ME GAY! NO SIR IT DOES NOT! I'M USING IT AS AN EXPERIMENT TO SEE IF I CAN BETTER PLEASE ROSE SMITH WHO, BY ALL RIGHTS, IS A MAN!

Wait wait hooooold da phone here. What I meant to say is Rose Smith is NO man. Yeah she's a little hairy and for those who are wondering who da fuuuuuck I'm talking about it's Peter Gilmour's woman!

You know Petey right? That big fat meat ball who tells people how extreme he is and then can't even get his woman to have an orgasm! You may know him as the guy who will be losing the tag titles this week on Saturday's gay ass show but what The People's Cock knows him as is the guy who needs to learn how to satisfy his ugly ass bitch so she'll stop calling me every damn day! And every damn night!

And every damn afternoon!

Enough about that let's talk more about Craig Davis!

Did your doc give you the ok to bend over and take my load? Because I've been backed up ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL motherfuckin' weekend bitch! I went looking for chicks and all I got was Rose Smith AGAIN and as I've told the world before.................THAT BITCH CAN'T MAKE ME CUM!

So it's going to be up to you big mouth sausage lovin' guy! I'ma need yo ass to take this load and relieve me of allllllll AND ADMIRAL APPENDAGE MEANS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OF HIS TENSION ON ONE CLEAN SHOT!

Better just lay down and spread em because there ain't another cock on the roster as swollen and ready to pop as mine, and you just sat there sending out the goddamned motherfuckin COCK SIGNAL for me to see!

Well I've seen it baby and heeeeeeeerre I cum!

Now can yah suh-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.................... what's bursting the fuck out deeze tight spandez pants I got on!!!!! I THINK YOU CUH-CUH-CUH-CAAAAAAAAAN, BIZZITCH!

Mr. XWF's status has been changed to: Hitting that running clothesline into a Rock Bottom! You'll be looking up seeing nothing but my cock's bottom!




@MrXwF I'm cruisin for chicks baby! I'm horny as fuck! Who wants to hook up in the club this week? Drinks and Cock Bottoms on me ALLLL NIGHT LONG BABY!