“MON NOM EST LA ROCHE et j'ai un schlong massives.”


Yeah that’s right baby, The Rock can speak French like a mother fucking king. Which is very apt considering the most electrifying man in sports entertainment, movies and giant schlong competitions will be battling it out in a castle in the most electrifying match or all time. Yeah Baby.


Électrifiée Cage Match.Ooh Baby Baby



Damn boy’s this shizz is gonna be hot. Just like that little dance off you motherfuckers have got.



The camera pans around and The Triple X Listers are sat in a hot tub with a few naked girls and Warwick Davis. Jim Parsons slowly raises his head out of the water.


Jim: Bitchin!.


The camera pans back to The Rock who quickly finishes fCENSOREDing his hand then slaps it (his hand) across the face of Tom Selleck who is just there hanging. Tom runs of crying through a door and slams it shut behind him. As we zoom in we can see the sign on the door, “The Tom’s.”


“Yeah you better go running off to your little buddy. “


The Rock smiles and turns back to the Listers who are still sat chilling in the hot tub with the girls, Warwick Davis and… Dustin Diamond… What’s screech doing in a hot tub with beautiful women…and a video camera? Oh wait… Never mind.


“You brothers ready for your dance contest?”


Neil Patrick Harris: “Yeah boi, its gonna be banging, were going to smash the shiz out of our mystery opponents.”


RO-CKY LOVES EM-I-LY, RO-CKY LIVES –EM-I-LY



“What the fuck!”



The Rock turns to see his good friends the giant pink bunny and the man in giant wiener suit come walking in singing.



RO-CKY LOVES EM-I-LY, RO-CKY LIVES –EM-I-LY



“What are you guys on about, I don’t even know anyone called Emily?



Bunny: Yeah we know, we just watched 3 Ninjas so from now on, you are obviously Rocky, but my name is now Colt and this giant wiener over here is TumTum.


The Rock looks confused as he hears Travolta shout out from behind him.


Travolta: What the fuck are these bitches doing here, damn man there stupid.



“Well-a Well-a Wella umm I’ll tell you more, ill tell you more, there here to help me train.”


Everyone except for Travolta laugh at the obvious mention to one of Travolta's best film (hash) Grease.



Jim Parsons: Train you. How?



“Well as you all know, the most electrifying man, like ever, is battling out with 2 other bitches in the most electrifying match ever. Yes that’s right, inside an electrified steel cage. What better way to train than to have my little buddy here push me to the limits. Show them Bunny?


Bunny: Rocky my new name is Colt. Call me Colt. Remember from the 3 Ninjas?



“OK, Sorry Bunny, now will you show them how you are going to train me to withstand the pain of the electric cage please. Bunny.”


The giant pink fluffy bunny turns his back to the Listers, Warwick Davis, Dustin Diamond that are all still playfully fumbling around with the girls in the hot tub. He then wiggles his little tail before firing off a bolt of lighting straight into the hot tub. There is a big explosion and screams of pain that last for a few moments before the smoke finally clears leaving the XXX Listers and there friends crispy fried with there hair all stuck up on end.


“Stupid bitches.”


The Rock turns away and walks over to the door that Tom Selleck had disappeared into earlier. He knocked on the door just under the sign that read The Toms. He waits for a few moments before opening the door and shouting in to the room.



“Come on Tom’s, time for your walk.”



Eventually Tom Selleck walks out in tight leather hot pants and a dog collar around his neck with a chain attached to it at the front, which The Rock takes in his hand and another from behind that disappeared into the room. The Rock begins to lead Tom Selleck away followed by Tom Cruise who is chained to the back of him and then Tom Hanks who is chained to the back of Cruise.



Bunny(I mean Colt}: Where are you going?



“I’m taking the Toms out for a walk, apparently there is a new expedition based on the 80’s downtown. Maybe I can remind them of when they were good.”

1 x X-Treme Champion (For about 40 seconds)