Rebel
Yeah.........well fuck you kid.....you suck at this game and should go play Pong.......Gay?.....Dude, I'm fucking you mom right now.....Yeah, she's here right now........no she can't talk, her mouth is full.......You are garbage kid.....shouldn't you be at school right now anyways?......hold on why I smack your mom for letting you stay home......What was that..........Ok, I'll give you my address mother fucker........You show up and I'll shot you in the face.......Stupid whore....yeah.....yeah.....well you're fucking muted bitch......BAAAM!..MUTED!
Jonny Rebel is seen sitting in a huge recliner, with a pair of Turtle Beach headphones on. In his hands is an XBox 360 controller. Directly in front of Jonny is a huge, 61 inch flat screen TV. The TV is showing Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2. Jonny is playing multi-player on the map Meltdown. The score screen is up and Jonny is second from the top, with a kill/ death record of 31/11. The person Jonny is yelling at has a score of 7 kills with 19 deaths, and is talking shit about being on a cellphone the whole time.
Rebel
Well stop talking to your boyfriend and play the game crack head.........Hell yeah I'm XBOX bad ass...........hey....hey....you want a cheat code to help you out?....Hit B, up and A. That code will help you out man....Haaaa...Haaaaaa...Kid really did it......
As Jonny is bantering with people on XBox Live, his cell phone goes off. He picks it up and sees it is a video from XWF. Rebel backs out of the game, removes his headphones and lays the controller down. He picks up the phone and selects the video. Jonny watches as Joseph Kain talks about respect and honor. Kain pushes his little mower and is missing clumps of grass the entire time. The yard looks like crap. Jonny finishes the video and turns his camera around and hits the record button.
Rebel
Joseph, man, hire some help with the grass. You are missing spots and your yard looks like crap. But to more important business. I can't believe you thought that Troy Turner would shake your hand. Turner has never had to life a fucking finger in his life. He doesn't know anything about hard work, let alone respect. So to think that he would shake your hand, you are living in a dream land. After you fight a guy, you don't sit around a fire and sing Kum Ba Yah with him. If you loss to the guy, you need to be pissed and learn from it.
If by some slim chance you beat me on Warfare, then decide to try and shake my hand, I'm going to kick you in the balls and drop you on your face.
Jonny takes a drink from a bottle of water sitting nearby.
Rebel
You are right about a few things, Joe. Both you and I are blue collar guys. I don't live in a mansion, or have a bunch of cars. I live in a two story house that has one fucking bathroom. I drive a 2002 Dodge Ram. It needs a lot of work. But, Joe, you don't know shit else about me. I've seen hell, and lived to tell about it. No, I'm not harboring some demon like Peter Gilmore claims to. I'll save my hell story for another time.
The other thing you brought up was dedicating our match to the heroes and soldiers who fight for your freedom. Joseph, I don't dedicate one match to that. Every match that I am in is dedicated to the women and guys that I fought with. 9/11 means a lot to everyone. I remember where I was. Sitting in shop class in 11th grade. We went on lock down and the teacher turned on the TV. We watched history and right then is when I decided I would join the military, but that too is a story for another time.
Jonny looks up on the wall. he turns the camera towards it. A case can be seen with a bunch of medals in it. The camera is placed back in front of Jonny and he sits down.
Rebel
I gotta ask you Joe, how many times can you hit the restart button. You didn't come close to beating Bigg E, and if you think you have a chance to beat me, well then you must think I am worse that Bigg E. That will get you hurt, Joe. I'm going to beat you on Warfare and then you crawl to the back and hit the restart button again.
Jonny picks up the camera to shut it off, but stops.
Rebel
Oh, and as for Mr. XWF, don't worry about him Joe. I've got a plan as to how to handle him. So get some rest, enjoy your bonfire and get drunk. Party it up man. Because those same guys you are going to hang out with tonight are the same guys you're going to need after Warfare, to help lift your spirits.
Jonny stops recording and sends the video to XWF. He replace the headphones on his head and grabs the controller.
Rebel
BITCHES......I'm back.......let's play.....anything but core.......core is for pussies......Domination sounds good......let's go kills some noobs.
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