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AlexandraCallaway · (08-22-2013)

A letter arrived at Ion's locker room, detailing exactly what he was to do, by order of his now "owner" Alexandra Callaway. It seemed she had found some rather horrible jobs for him to do.

"1. Ions first assignment is licking the seat of Peter Gilmour motorcycle clean.

2. He has to also scrub the barnacles off Gilbo's feet.

3. He has to masturbate Gilbo with a glove wrapped in barbed wire.

4. Ion has to give Gilmour a sponge bath, with his mouth.

5. He has to lick Sebastian Duke's butthole... after Duke takes a shit... and has bleeding hemorroids.

6. He is to be Gio's drug mule and smuggle his cocain through customs in his anus.

7. He is to detail my bike, making sure it is polished and ready. After he has completed these tasks, he is to return to me for his next list. And for his new post detail. Failure to do any of these will result in a firm lashing."

She had to wonder how Ion would take this.

Mystica · (08-22-2013)

Word spreads quickly throughout the XWF roster.

Mystica
"Jesus, girl's got a real fucked-up side to her!"

David
"She's actually really nice when you're on her good side."

Mystica
"And she rides a motorbike! I think I like this one."

David
"See? Cool lass."

AlexandraCallaway · (08-22-2013)

Peter, park your bike and kick your feet up so Ion can get his first two tasks out of the way.

Does anyone have a glove and some barbed wire?

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · (08-22-2013)

Ion for a bitch... I'll admit, I envy you... At the same time, I'm fucking glad I'm not Ion.... Poor little bitch.

Hunter Payne · (08-23-2013)

Payne: Fuck that! You better not give Joy any idea's Callaway!

JTC · (08-23-2013)

Feel sorry for Ion.,,, oh wait no I don't at least it not me

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-23-2013, 03:57 AM**

if ION even gets near me I'm going to break his neck! what he should do is clean mine and the brotherhoods bikes and take our bags in.

oh and I dont do cocaine Alexandra u psycho

Mr. Radio · **08-23-2013, 04:16 AM**

HAHAHAHA!!!! That poor little shit!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-23-2013, 06:19 AM**

can i add a few?
1. suck john madison's dick while luca watches
2. proclaim gilmour King of the XWF
3. worship Crimson Dong's.. well er DONG

AlexandraCallaway · (08-23-2013)

"Added to the list is Peters requests"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-23-2013, 09:30 AM**

i got more if u want ms. callaway.. lets make him suffer!

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · (08-23-2013)

Peter is still obsessed with penises. I'm pretty sure he has a dick demon inside of him.

~~Andrew Morrison~~ · (08-23-2013)

Well, that might somehow explain the Dong worship.

Rebel · **08-23-2013, 12:45 PM**

so peter is chicken Parmesan eating dick demon? that's a hell of a combo

AlexandraCallaway · **08-23-2013, 02:35 PM**

"Any and all requests can be sent to me, by text."

((OOC: By Text I mean Inbox me your requests))

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-23-2013, 06:15 PM**

(08-23-2013, 11:47 AM)John Madison ♛ Said: Peter is still obsessed with penises. I'm pretty sure he has a dick demon inside of him.

sorry i dont worship the dong.. we all know the black circle does ;)

Jessie-ica Diaz · (08-23-2013)

(08-23-2013, 06:15 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(08-23-2013, 11:47 AM)John Madison ♛ Said: Peter is still obsessed with penises. I'm pretty sure he has a dick demon inside of him.

sorry i dont worship the dong.. we all know the black circle does ;)

"Yeah! Everyone knows! Oh wait a minute, I don't know that. Where's your evidence? The factual, honest evidence that either proves beyond a reasonable doubt that the Black Circle does indeed 'dong worship' as it's more commonly called in this federation? Or even the evidence that could be interpreted in a strong argument for your accusation being to true? C'mon, I was a fucking history major, I know the process for proving evidence of a social or societal (if we're going to glamorize ourselves enough to call the collection of this federation its own society) accusation or claim. For if this were a society, the Black Circle would undoubtedly, and unfortunately for most of the roster, be considered the ruling class. Here, we see Peter Gilmour, commoner at best attempting to challenge the ruling class on the grounds of 'dong worship.' Order in the court while Gilmour presents his evidence.

Oh wait, you have none, don't you?

Second question; what is so bad about being a homosexual? I want you to answer that question for me, because I'm a little confused."

Jessie-ica Diaz · (08-23-2013)

Peter Gilmour: listin hear now dem homosecsuals jus ain't rite

Mr. Radio · (08-23-2013)

(08-23-2013, 06:23 PM)Jessie Diaz Said:
(08-23-2013, 06:15 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(08-23-2013, 11:47 AM)John Madison ♛ Said: Peter is still obsessed with penises. I'm pretty sure he has a dick demon inside of him.

sorry i dont worship the dong.. we all know the black circle does ;)

"Yeah! Everyone knows! Oh wait a minute, I don't know that. Where's your evidence? The factual, honest evidence that either proves beyond a reasonable doubt that the Black Circle does indeed 'dong worship' as it's more commonly called in this federation? Or even the evidence that could be interpreted in a strong argument for your accusation being to true? C'mon, I was a fucking history major, I know the process for proving evidence of a social or societal (if we're going to glamorize ourselves enough to call the collection of this federation its own society) accusation or claim. For if this were a society, the Black Circle would undoubtedly, and unfortunately for most of the roster, be considered the ruling class. Here, we see Peter Gilmour, commoner at best attempting to challenge the ruling class on the grounds of 'dong worship.' Order in the court while Gilmour presents his evidence.

Oh wait, you have none, don't you?

Second question; what is so bad about being a homosexual? I want you to answer that question for me, because I'm a little confused."

You still remind me of someone!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-24-2013)

being a lesbian has its perks.. dont ask my how i know that.. (i watch a lot of lesbian porn ooc)

Jessie-ica Diaz · (08-24-2013)

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(My response, both in and out of character)

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-23-2013, 08:52 PM**

i know where ur going with this Luca/jessie

Jessie-ica Diaz · (08-24-2013)

I find this to be deplorable. You all need to take a step back and really see what's going on here. Nothing but pure and unadulterated - SIN.

I think if you all just took a moment and accepted the teachings of Joseph Smith, into your hearts. If you let the Book Of Mormon touch you and awaken your soul, like it has awakened and enlightened me.

You could come to a better solution on what to do with Ion, other than this...this filth. This filth....is a travesty to you all as a whole and there's no need to lower yourselves this way.

It is good my pure minded and enlightened Mormon brother and sister, have joined this fed with me. Together as one powerful unit, we will help bring about a new order here and cleanse this federation of it's smut and trash.

We will lead you all down a better path. A path of purity and righteousness.

Jessie-ica Diaz · **08-24-2013, 07:37 AM**

(08-23-2013, 08:52 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i know where ur going with this Luca/jessie

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"Congratulations on seeing something that I myself haven't yet caught on to. You really are proving yourself to be quite the thinker. Oh wait, no you aren't. All you're doing is making yourself look like as much of an idiot that we could expect from the Pilsbury Playboy."

(OOC: I wasn't going anywhere with that though.)

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-24-2013)

u mean the Italian stallion ;)

Jessie-ica Diaz · **08-24-2013, 08:24 AM**

"I know what I said, I know what I meant, and sure as hell didn't mean that. I said you're the Pilsbury Playboy, I meant that you're the Pilsbury Playboy, because you are the Pilsbury Playboy."

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **08-24-2013, 08:33 AM**

Book of Mormon? Heh. How's the magic underwear workin' out for ya?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-25-2013, 10:38 AM**

(08-24-2013, 08:24 AM)Jessie Diaz Said: "I know what I said, I know what I meant, and sure as hell didn't mean that. I said you're the Pilsbury Playboy, I meant that you're the Pilsbury Playboy, because you are the Pilsbury Playboy."

''

u werent saying that last night while watching me and my fiance fuck ;)

**08-25-2013, 12:14 PM**

(08-24-2013, 08:33 AM)EliJamesIV Said: Book of Mormon? Heh. How's the magic underwear workin' out for ya?

It wasn't needed, because I have a strong will and belief system.

I didn't commit a cardinal sin like sex before marriage.

Then of course I met my first wife, Clair and there wasn't a need for following a rule of abstinence.

How's your belief system that's supposed to show you the way of love and enlightenment, working out for you?

A religion that's supposed to fill your heart with kindness and purity.

A religion that boosts you should - 'Love Thy Neighbor'.

True words and yet you're greeting me; a man you never met and don't know one thing about, with snippiness and judgement based solely on my faith.

Tell me sir, is that something your lord and savior - Jesus Christ, would do.

It's tragic when a strong minded follower of a religion like - Eli James the fourth, can't stick to his teachings and resorts to childish antics such as the one you commuted.

I'm sure Jesus would be proud you have such a wonderful moral compass.

I on the other hand, follow the teachings of Joseph Smith and my heart and mind actually is pure.

I would never mock your beliefs, no matter how opposite they were to mine.

Don't worry El, I forgive for you.

I forgive you, for your snaky comment and only hope one day...perhaps after you have been reeducated to the ways of Mormon, you will be able to actually treat people with the respect you would wish to be treated with.

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **08-27-2013, 06:08 PM**

Funny thing how you think you know what my teachings are. I sure would like to know what ya think they are. Hehe. Now, it is funny how your entire belief was based on a man findin' two tablets written in a language that never existed. Takes real faith. Good luck.

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