I have an issue with this woman, who thunks she can come to the ring and lay me out, I shook her hand because I trusted her, but she wants to attack me...Alexandra Callaway...What about the week before your Title Match, me and you go at it. Winner wins the contract for the title match against Mr. Satellite?

Choice is yours...If you back out, then you know your going to lose...

Finisher: Copy and paste!

Isn't the title match yours to begin with ion?

It shouldve been mine, but she attacked me after my match with Chris Legend (Which I Won). So that's why I issued this match.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

Since she has your title...and since your out for revenge to get back at her and the title why not do what I do.....if ya challenging her be in a match that suits you or should I say be in a match that is to your advantage w/ no interference so that there is no way she can win with no excuse. Or at least in a match that you have a better chance of kicking ass and to get revenge. But that's up to you.

Its not my title, its a title shot.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

My bad......a title shot

"This is fucking precious. You have a complaining Swift Ion, who came the closest he will ever come to a vagina without getting pepper sprayed for his trouble, and a Prototype Forty Five being a Prototype Forty Five. Bravo, brilliant show. Maybe after your match with Cally Wagon, I'll run in and beat the shit out of you. Just to keep the vicious cycle of you crying like a bitch after someone puts you in your place going strong!"

Luca, you ain't shit, let me and you get a match and sees what happens.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

"You're right! I'm not shit, you're shit! However, since I am so not shit, and therefore so far above you that the only acceptable word to use in describing it is lightyears, I'll let you earn a match with me. Build God, then we'll talk."

What kind of match.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

Hey ion,

Let me ref your match again luca when you do
And for you luca my love I have something that you don't or will not have...witch I mean not balls

"Hey Ion! Here's what's going down. I'll pick the stipulation for your match with Cally Wagon should she accept your match, and if you win, I'll take you on."

I wonder if Ion realises the only recognition he has ever received is for being the first man to get pinned by a fucking table.

Find out...

You piping up was predictable much like your comment.

*Yawn*

Both of y'all are predictable

Deal Luca, after I beat Alexandra, your next to be inducted into the X List.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

"Am I hearing this correctly? Does little Swifty want to get his ass handed to him by a girl?"

Alexandra had to chuckle at the thought.

"Swift Ion, the time for fun and games is over. All of your hard work, all of the blood, the sweat and the tears has led you to here. You want to say that the Television Title shot was as good as yours, but yet, my name is on the contract. It's signed, sealed, and delivered. The only person who can break that contract is the management team. But however, I could talk to them about setting up this little match between us, but first, you have to agree to my stipulations. You see, you want me to put my Title shot on the line, but you didn't offer up anything in return. So how about I make a counter offer? You win, I'll give you my title shot. But if I win," Alexandra pauses to smirk evilly. "You are my bitch boy for two whole weeks, you will do what I tell you to do, when I tell you to do it. You back out of this, then you'll know, you are going to lose."

Alexandra thinks for a second before speaking again.

"Hell I'm so confident I will even let Luca, Griffin or anyone else choose the match stipulation. So what do you say Swifty?"

"Well, there's definitely some ambition in your voice! Too bad it's so misplaced! You just got fucked, so totally fucked, Ion. The stipulation for this match will be the weirdest thing you'll ever have to do. Cally Wagon, I sort of apologize, but Ion gave me this power and I'm going to fucking abuse it!

Your match with Callaway will be:

A Flaccid Whale Penis on a Pole Match! However, that's not it! There will also be broken glass laying on the mat and ringside area. And for good measure and to make this so ridiculously contrived, barbed wire ropes! No disqualifications of course, and the only way to win is by pinfall after hitting your opponent five times with the dick. Other assorted weapons will be scattered around the ring and ringside area. However, there's even more!

Since Cally Wagon is putting her title shot on the line for you, and I'm giving you a chance to face me, if Cally wins, you have to be her slave for a period of time. Two weeks sound good? Yeah, that's good."

Holy fucking shit, that match is almost as good as the Feces, Semen and Blood match I heard about two weeks ago.

Why isn't Luca Arzegotti in control of Madness instead of that Hebrew fuck Paul Heyman?

If Swift Ion doesn't accept the match then he's an idiot. Come on, Ion. Are you afraid of a weak ass woman and some whale penis? Quit being a little boy and accept the challenge or me and Luca will beat the shit out of you with the whale penis anyway.

Holy shit Luca, another idea. What if the whale penis becomes an active competitor in the XWF?

Ya know luca though that's funny interms of the type of match you picked but on the other hand it's nasty to.....

Second question--

do you think Peter Gilmour would smother the whale penis in tomato sauce, top it with cheese, and try to eat the whale penis parmesan?

Third and final question--

is this whale penis the same penis that belongs to the whale that fucked Rose Smith?

And just for the record, I'm pretty sure Ion opts out of this match seeing as how he doesn't know the first thing about using a penis on a woman.

Be carefully ion...be carefull

"Your Highness, we all know Swift Ion will pussy out. It's sad too. I would have loved to make him my bitch."

Trust me he won't...I know that for a fact

Are you his wife?

~Jonny walks into the fray. He shakes his head at Ion and Prototype.~

Rebel: You guys are making the rest of us young guys look bad. Shut up and take your loss. And Luca, you should have made it a Schlong on a pole match, and have Mr. Schlong hanging from the pole. It would be more fun that way.

"Then he will forever be pegged a coward in my opinion. It's that simple. As strange as I think this match is, I still wont back down from a fight. It's not in my nature to do so. I fight injured, broken and messed up, like a real champion does. If he doesn't accept the challenge, it's because he is afraid of me."

U wish Madison

Just admit that ion is better than y'all. Don't be afraid of admitting it its not that hard

Cake! Let's all have Cake!!!!!! *swings around with a plate of cake*

Christine: OOO This looks like a party. OOO I love parties. Sis! Sis! Kick his Ass good and anyone else that stands in your way! HEHE! Hell... I stand behind you and kick the ass of anyone that attackes from behind. HEHE! Lets take these yahoos to the Circus for us Psychos. LOL

She jumps up and down!

Christine: Oooo whos the Cat... mmm I think it is hungry for cake. Sis do we have cake to throw at the thing so it will go away?

How fucking stupid are you. Ugh! Now u are my bitch for even opening ur mouth. I mean you make Ann thraxxx look...look...look...like...............well though I don't know what she looks but I know that she's will make a better one or should I say period. Hell I gotta a bitch in real life that will make a better one than you.........ya know couldn't think of it i have two bitches, my bitch in real life(girlfriend) and u. Shit I don't need u in a

Quote:How fucking stupid are you. Ugh! Now u are my bitch for even opening ur mouth. I mean you make Ann thraxxx look...look...look...like...............well though I don't know what she looks but I know that she's will make a better one or should I say period. Hell I gotta a bitch in real life that will make a better one than you.........ya know couldn't think of it i have two bitches, my bitch in real life(girlfriend) and u. Shit I don't need u in a

Christine: HEHE... he isn't even orginal if he is the 45 prototype. LOL And I ain't your bitch boy nor will I ever be your bitch. HEHE I am taken idiot and well... You are not even in my league.

Alexandra smiles at Christine's comment. She turns to her and speaks.

"I've been so busy with matches I haven't focused on baking a cake. Damn. Shit, remind me to buy one."

Alexandra turns to Griffin.

"They don't understand us. Ignore them. They'll see soon enough just how much of a little bitch that Ion is.

She turns to Prototype

"Listen, Ion's little bitch. What kind of weed are you smoking? Do you have any fucking idea who I am?"

Minxs: *chomps on cake* HEY! Why is I all lonelys now? Not fairs.....*sniffs and hides behind Ally.* Make the go aways! He sounds really stupid!!!!!! He doesn't deserve cake!!! Where's my Usa-Chan???? *Looks up at Ally*

Christine: Sis... that cat is trying to rub against you. Should we call the pound?

She walks behind her and stares.