Alexandra pats Luca on the head.

"Enjoying your coke there Jeff Hardy?"

She chuckles.

"Hey! I'm past Jeff Hardy level by now, probably on like a mix between Charlie Sheen and Tony Montana. It's some pretty wicked stuff though. Try it, that is if you have the stones."

Yes, Luca using some form of peer pressure. It's at this time that the XWF, Monday Madness and the Administrator Network don't approve of peer pressure, drug use/abuse, and alcoholism fun.

Caliban makes his way back into the room, apparently this had been the right address earlier in the night and when he went anywhere else he was basically told Luca drained them dry to cater his bash, so swallowing his pride and praying this doesn't end up in a trip to hospital the night before his debut. Caliban takes a deep breath and enters the room

I am not here for a fight or an argument I am simply here to buy some weed, unfortunately your host here seems to be holding a monopoly on the cities drug trade for the evening, SO I have 60 bucks here and I'm looking to buy a quarter and I managed to persuade our mutual friend to tell me what he sold you and I know you got a couple of pounds at least stashed in here, so what do you say we leave it till the ring and someone hook the new boy in town with no connection up with some Kush so I can go home and sleep!

Jordy keeps his hands down by his side seeing a lot of people who while seemingly looking through him are definitely tightening the grips on the bottles they are carrying and looks around expectantly with a bright smile on his unfortunately sober face, a look that turned to desperation seeing to Juggernauts taking cocaine off each others members

Alright Luca your party has now given me nightmares, sell me some weed so I can go home and start having them please

"What's with the disclaimer for your entrance? We know why you're here, to get fucked up to some extent! Here, on the house."

Luca hands this Caliban fella a doggie bag? Inside? A couple of dimebags.

"Now, don't recruit me to liberate the Middle East any time soon, Mister Taliban!"

He begins to laugh heartily, assuring all that it was indeed a joke.

Alexandra sits back, still cuddled up with Satty and reaches inside her bra, pulling out a baggie of weed.

"Tell you what Caliban, you want this weed, what are you willing to do for it?"

She chuckled seeing him thinking. She laughs harder.

"I'm just fucking with you kid, here. Pay up. I've ragged on you enough the past few days. And right now I'm about five deep on drinks and being nice."

She holds it out.

"Come on kid, before someone else takes it."

"I think it's time to take this party to the next level of fucked up!"

Luca reaches into the backpack that no one noticed next to him, and pulls out a Ziploc bag of...

Acid Tablets?

Hell yeah, pansies! Acid Tablets!

"Volunteers to go first?"

I'm already high as Fuck right now, Give me the acid thingy. There's a fucking talking walrus right next to you! You shut your fat mouth you fucking walrus! Now give me that fucking tablet thing!

"Well shit! Here you go, CD Player!"

He tosses an acid tablet into the inanimate object named man's hands.

(08-04-2013, 10:26 PM)Mr. Radio Said: I'm already high as Fuck right now, Give me the acid thingy. There's a fucking talking walrus right next to you! You shut your fat mouth you fucking walrus! Now give me that fucking tablet thing!

"What walrus? I want to bash it's brains in."

Caliban reaches out taking the bags from both parties and slips the money over to Alexandra

You're both life savers, thank you

his skin prickled at the thought of saying that to 2 people who will probably put him through some shit in the next few months but that's the wrestling business, pulling out a pre-made cone out of small package reading "Amsterdam easy rollers" and starts to set about packing his joint for the walk home while, he then leans a little closer to Callaway and whispers to her

Cheers, there's enough money there to cover both yours and Luca's contributions, I have a feeling in the morning he is gunna need every penny he can get just to repair the damage of.....

He stops talking, his attention caught by something on the other side of the room

Emmmm, you guys do realize the big dick Dudley's over there are having a competition to see who can push through the plaster of the wall with their penis's right?

He turns back to the small group on the couch carefully avoiding Satty's gaze and getting the feeling that was going both ways reaches across the table and lifts the lighter, lighting the joint as the others look at the Dong Gladiators.

Damn I need to call my buddy who got a Brahma bull tattoo on his 18th birthday to let him know I just saw his childhood hero take a line off a dude who in my story will be referred to as Mr X's Penis, Luca you definitely know how to make the world a crazier place

He stands up and puts his jacket on preparing to leave

This has been both surreal and an eye opener but unlike you guys I have something to prove tomorrow night ha ha,

He takes on more look around waving off Luca's acid offering

maybe when I am where y'all are sitting in a couple of months I'll stay for the entire 57 rounds of cock Olympics

So we have big goth and grumpy and big and bigger over there too, no Shawney tonight? I wanted to see if I could stoke the fires a little more before tomorrow night

Radio Finally wakes up from the party and finds himself in a Japanese Auditorium seeing this above him

dude you got so high you ended up in inter dimensional Japan? that's some strong acid

Across the room, Mysica sits cross-legged, sipping on a cup of tea as he watches the entire debacle unfold. He thoughtlessly swallows his mouthful of tea, and mutters to himself.

"What in the bloody fuck is even going on here? Furthermore, how did I get invited?"

He then looks down into his cup of Earl Gray, which he discovers has devolved into a series of fractals.

"Oh, dear. Someone's gone and spiked my Earl. Well..."

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I dunno mate you weren't here when I was, I left my skateboard stashed here last night I was to high to skate home.

"what in the world is going on here?" Alexandra makes her feet. "What was I drinking?"

AAAAANNNNND I'm fuckin outta here, excuse me Miss Callaway, please help me here I'm trying not to wake you boyfriend I doubt I am the first thing he wants to see with a hangover.

Caliban reaches behind the couch pulling out a black skateboard, excuses himself and heads home

Alexandra looked around confused. She hadn't been this drunk in a longtime. She couldn't even remember what she had drank. She saw Mystica one of the othe aod people.

"You alright?"

Matt walks in without even knocking and sees the baggies of coke and just begins snorting line after line like a true champ.

Accomplishments
1 time XWF Xtreme champion
2 time FTW UFO E1999 champion

John Travolta: Damn Matt, you gonna be fucked.


Jim Paraons: According to my calculations Matt has snorted 4 lines of coke, depending on the potency of the product he will be wasted in exactly 43 minutes.


Neil Patrick Harris: What up! Legend!

Matt gets up from doing his four lines of coke and starts doing the disco with John Travolta from that bad movie he did a LONG time ago

Accomplishments
1 time XWF Xtreme champion
2 time FTW UFO E1999 champion

Matt takes Jim Parsons finger and pours a little coke on it and snorts it all off. Jim looks back at Matt strangely.

Matt- Look dude, Sheldon is da shit!

Jim shrugs it off and all continue dancing.

Matt then stops dancing and sees the window that Luca forgot was there and runs for it and crawls out of the party while yelling MATT OUT

Accomplishments
1 time XWF Xtreme champion
2 time FTW UFO E1999 champion