Bobby, in a bright blue frilled tuxedo, the finest tuxedo that ever existed, stand holding a two foot long pencil thing microphone like from the Price is Right. He looks like a game show host that gives your grandma the vapors.

Folks, I just wanted to say, thank you.

Thank you for having to look up so much shit that has been in my promos.

It baffles most simps, I know.

On that note, I am not sorry.

You learned.

I will, however, apologize for one thing.

Bobby smirks.

Some of y'all never went to an actual local music show and got into it.