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The Commissioner's Office
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#1
02-01-2021, 09:43 AM

Sarah Lacklan, with a dress featuring ridiculously puffy sleeves and a hat covered in large feathers, sits behind a desk within a small room. Upon the desk is one of her famous notebooks, ink and feathered pen sitting next to it, and a nameplate on the front stating Anarchy Commissioner. To her left, in full view of anyone entering the room, is a large screen with the current rules for the Anarchy brand displayed:
  • No Flippy Stuff (You MAY jump off the top rope ONCE per match, but without flourish, spin, twist, or rotation)
  • No pottymouths! (aka, The Ruby Rule)
  • No Weapons/Hardcore wrestling (God loathes that garbage!)
  • Must be at Anarchy events at least two hours before opening bell (To be early is to be on time!)
  • Must stay for entire show (You can't improve without watching stars like me!)
  • Must provide ALL required promotional material (No one likes a Silent Sally!)
  • No outside interference (Win your matches clean...like when I defeated Roxy for the UGWC Global Championship!)
  • Must attend pre-show slide-show presentation (there will be a test!)
  • No making fun of Ruby (That's MY job!)

Below that is a convoluted list of weighted fines for infractions so minute and complicated that the team of XWF lawyers continually rub their collective heads in consternation.

She flashes her Billion $$$ Smile and eagerly awaits the first of what shall no doubt be many, MANY visitors from her new charges.
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#2
02-01-2021, 09:49 AM

Dang it, Sar

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#3
02-01-2021, 09:51 AM

Ruby is the first one to come in. As the #NEW and three-time, three-time, three-time Anarchy Champ that only seems right.

Ruby: “Hey there, bud-bud! Issa so great to be seeing yousa!”

Unimpressed by the very bad Jar Jar impression, Sarah blankly stares at her. For now.

Ruby: “LOVE the new rule-ios! Just had ONE tiny Canadian question: what exactly qualifies as a 'jump'?”

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#4
02-01-2021, 09:59 AM

Sarah, you specifically told me you were going to use a different example...

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#5
02-01-2021, 09:59 AM

I like this new commish! Rules matter!

Also... DAT ASS!
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#6
02-01-2021, 10:02 AM

We see JB and Tommy passing by her little office, and JB peaks into the place. Then both of them look inside the room and see's the rules for her Anarchy shows, as Sarah was doing her thing in her notepad, they snicker at these "rules".

"Man, Anarchy is surrre gonna follow these rules she's enforcing. It's sure going to bring in ratings in the near future..."

"Tell me about it, it's like she thinks she Bill Watts or something like dat... I wonder why Vinnie let her roam free from her cage, I honestly thought she disappeared or something like that."

"Well, JB... when you are a white female with power and resources, damn near everyone is going kiss your ass... it comes with the territory."

Then they noticed Sarah looking at them with her eyes beaming at them.

"OH HAI LACKLAN!... CONGRATS ON YEER COMMISH BIS--"

JB hits him in the arm.

"Congrats on your commissioner role of Anarchy... I hope you do poorlyWELL in this role!"

Both men hold in their laughter as they look at her.
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#7
02-01-2021, 10:15 AM

Fines? Can I just go ahead and request that payment information now?

Do you use cash app?

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#8
02-01-2021, 10:20 AM

#CoolKids use Venmo, bb.

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#9
02-01-2021, 12:05 PM

(02-01-2021, 09:49 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Dang it, Sar

You were perilously close to being handed the first fine, Bossman. Watch yourself 😡😡😡
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#10
02-01-2021, 12:07 PM

(02-01-2021, 09:51 AM)Ruby Said: Ruby is the first one to come in. As the #NEW and three-time, three-time, three-time Anarchy Champ that only seems right.

Ruby: “Hey there, bud-bud! Issa so great to be seeing yousa!”

Unimpressed by the very bad Jar Jar impression, Sarah blankly stares at her. For now.

Ruby: “LOVE the new rule-ios! Just had ONE tiny Canadian question: what exactly qualifies as a 'jump'?”

First of all, you sound drunk. Have you been drinking? And secondly, a 'jump' is any time you purposefully come off the top rope. OR TO THE OUTSIDE THAT COUNTS TOO!"
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#11
02-01-2021, 12:08 PM

(02-01-2021, 09:59 AM)Roxy Cotton Said: Sarah, you specifically told me you were going to use a different example...

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#12
02-01-2021, 12:10 PM

(02-01-2021, 09:59 AM)Referee John Bihl Said: I like this new commish! Rules matter!

Also... DAT ASS!

First of all, thank you. And second, thank you.
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#13
02-01-2021, 12:14 PM

(02-01-2021, 10:02 AM)T.H.U.G.S Said: We see JB and Tommy passing by her little office, and JB peaks into the place. Then both of them look inside the room and see's the rules for her Anarchy shows, as Sarah was doing her thing in her notepad, they snicker at these "rules".

"Man, Anarchy is surrre gonna follow these rules she's enforcing. It's sure going to bring in ratings in the near future..."

"Tell me about it, it's like she thinks she Bill Watts or something like dat... I wonder why Vinnie let her roam free from her cage, I honestly thought she disappeared or something like that."

"Well, JB... when you are a white female with power and resources, damn near everyone is going kiss your ass... it comes with the territory."

Then they noticed Sarah looking at them with her eyes beaming at them.

"OH HAI LACKLAN!... CONGRATS ON YEER COMMISH BIS--"

JB hits him in the arm.

"Congrats on your commissioner role of Anarchy... I hope you do poorlyWELL in this role!"

Both men hold in their laughter as they look at her.

Thank you ever so much on the vote of confidence, gentlemen! And remember: Eyes on Anarchy! 😊😊
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#14
02-01-2021, 12:16 PM

(02-01-2021, 10:15 AM)Miss Fury (Graves) Said: Fines? Can I just go ahead and request that payment information now?

Do you use cash app?

All fines will be in the form of XBux, obviously 🙄
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#15
02-01-2021, 12:19 PM

(02-01-2021, 10:20 AM)Roxy Cotton Said: #CoolKids use Venmo, bb.

#CoolKids4Life
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#16
02-01-2021, 12:20 PM

You can't fine me, dude! I'm like the one person you can't!

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#17
02-01-2021, 12:31 PM

(02-01-2021, 12:20 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: You can't fine me, dude! I'm like the one person you can't!

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#18
02-01-2021, 12:32 PM

That's a bunch of BS!

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#19
02-01-2021, 12:52 PM

(02-01-2021, 12:32 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: That's a bunch of BS!

*dips pen into ink*

And what, exactly, does 'BS' stand for?
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#20
02-01-2021, 01:08 PM

Bull. You know. Bull... spit.

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#21
02-01-2021, 01:31 PM

(02-01-2021, 01:08 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Bull. You know. Bull... spit.

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#22
02-01-2021, 03:45 PM

MIAMI, FLORIDA
MISFITS GYMNASIUM

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"Who the heck is this chick?"

Scarlet then walks away and the camera fades out.

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LOSSES: 3
NO CONTESTS: 1


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#23
02-01-2021, 04:33 PM

(02-01-2021, 03:45 PM)Scarlet The Hunteress Said: MIAMI, FLORIDA
MISFITS GYMNASIUM

Scarlet the Hunteress steps foot in front of a camera.

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"Who the heck is this chick?"

Scarlet then walks away and the camera fades out.

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#24
02-01-2021, 09:32 PM

"Sorry but, I'm going to keep doing whatever I fucking want. Want to know one simple reason why?

BECAUSE SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE MONEY!"

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#25
02-02-2021, 03:45 AM

(02-01-2021, 09:32 PM)Money Oswald Said: "Sorry but, I'm going to keep doing whatever I fucking want. Want to know one simple reason why?

BECAUSE SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE MONEY!"

Too bad you don’t have the talent to go with it. Can’t wait to get the chance to shove a potato up that fat ass of yours at Anarchy, too bad the match was just one on one because then I would get the chance to prove to all the XWF how useless you really are on my own.

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#26
02-02-2021, 06:44 AM

Glad to see ya back!! Hugs and air kisses
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#27
02-02-2021, 07:10 AM

(02-01-2021, 09:32 PM)Money Oswald Said: "Sorry but, I'm going to keep doing whatever I fucking want. Want to know one simple reason why?

BECAUSE SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE MONEY!"

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#28
02-02-2021, 07:14 AM

Sar why is there some annoying chick named Ashley typing up invoice totals on an old school ticker tape adding machine right outside my office?

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#29
02-02-2021, 07:31 AM

OMG

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#30
02-02-2021, 07:44 AM

(02-02-2021, 07:14 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Sar why is there some annoying chick named Ashley typing up invoice totals on an old school ticker tape adding machine right outside my office?

First of all, Ash is NOT annoying 😒

Secondly, she is vastly over-qualified for the work (she got her degree in December!) but is helping me out until I find a suitable assistant 😊
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#31
02-02-2021, 07:45 AM

(02-02-2021, 07:31 AM)Roxy Cotton Said: OMG

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#32
02-02-2021, 08:06 AM

Dude, now she's clacking an abacus REALLY loudly.

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#33
02-02-2021, 08:17 AM

The louder you clack the abacus directly correlates to it's accuracy. Don't you want the XBux fines and rewards systems to he accurate? 🤔
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#34
02-02-2021, 08:30 AM

I mean, YES, obviously, but like these things are the size of billiard balls and I have to make phone calls all day!

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#35
02-02-2021, 09:18 AM

So glad I’m on warfare....

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#36
02-02-2021, 12:10 PM

(02-02-2021, 03:45 AM)SavannahKnightley Said: Can’t wait to get the chance to shove a potato up that fat ass of yours at Anarchy,

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#37
02-02-2021, 12:13 PM

(02-02-2021, 06:44 AM)Ash Quinn Said: Glad to see ya back!! Hugs and air kisses

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#38
02-02-2021, 12:15 PM

(02-02-2021, 09:18 AM)Shawn Wylde Said: So glad I’m on warfare....

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#39
02-03-2021, 09:37 AM

Sarah sighs heavily, takes off her glasses, and pinches the bridge of her nose in a vain attempt to sooth away the stress.

"...it's only Wednesday and alREADY there are eight swearing infractions. No wonder why Vinnie is crying about the volume of my abacus."
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#40
02-03-2021, 10:08 AM

It's SO LOUD! And she TRIPLE checks!

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