Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
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Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
Posts: 867
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X-Bux: ✘60,190
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02-01-2021, 09:43 AM
Sarah Lacklan, with a dress featuring ridiculously puffy sleeves and a hat covered in large feathers, sits behind a desk within a small room. Upon the desk is one of her famous notebooks, ink and feathered pen sitting next to it, and a nameplate on the front stating Anarchy Commissioner. To her left, in full view of anyone entering the room, is a large screen with the current rules for the Anarchy brand displayed:
- No Flippy Stuff (You MAY jump off the top rope ONCE per match, but without flourish, spin, twist, or rotation)
- No pottymouths! (aka, The Ruby Rule)
- No Weapons/Hardcore wrestling (God loathes that garbage!)
- Must be at Anarchy events at least two hours before opening bell (To be early is to be on time!)
- Must stay for entire show (You can't improve without watching stars like me!)
- Must provide ALL required promotional material (No one likes a Silent Sally!)
- No outside interference (Win your matches clean...like when I defeated Roxy for the UGWC Global Championship!)
- Must attend pre-show slide-show presentation (there will be a test!)
- No making fun of Ruby (That's MY job!)
Below that is a convoluted list of weighted fines for infractions so minute and complicated that the team of XWF lawyers continually rub their collective heads in consternation.
She flashes her Billion $$$ Smile and eagerly awaits the first of what shall no doubt be many, MANY visitors from her new charges.
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane
The Guy
XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
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Joined: Tue Dec 18 2012
Posts: 4,424
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02-01-2021, 09:49 AM
Dang it, Sar
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Ruby
The Super Dear'o
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02-01-2021, 09:51 AM
Ruby is the first one to come in. As the #NEW and three-time, three-time, three-time Anarchy Champ that only seems right.
Ruby: “Hey there, bud-bud! Issa so great to be seeing yousa!”
Unimpressed by the very bad Jar Jar impression, Sarah blankly stares at her. For now.
Ruby: “LOVE the new rule-ios! Just had ONE tiny Canadian question: what exactly qualifies as a 'jump'?”
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Referee John X
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02-01-2021, 09:59 AM
I like this new commish! Rules matter!
Also... DAT ASS!
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T.H.U.G.S
Tribalistic Mindstas
XWF FanBase: Mixed (loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)
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02-01-2021, 10:02 AM
We see JB and Tommy passing by her little office, and JB peaks into the place. Then both of them look inside the room and see's the rules for her Anarchy shows, as Sarah was doing her thing in her notepad, they snicker at these "rules".
"Man, Anarchy is surrre gonna follow these rules she's enforcing. It's sure going to bring in ratings in the near future..."
"Tell me about it, it's like she thinks she Bill Watts or something like dat... I wonder why Vinnie let her roam free from her cage, I honestly thought she disappeared or something like that."
"Well, JB... when you are a white female with power and resources, damn near everyone is going kiss your ass... it comes with the territory."
Then they noticed Sarah looking at them with her eyes beaming at them.
"OH HAI LACKLAN!... CONGRATS ON YEER COMMISH BIS--"
JB hits him in the arm.
"Congrats on your commissioner role of Anarchy... I hope you do poorlyWELL in this role!"
Both men hold in their laughter as they look at her.
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane (02-01-2021)
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(Gravy_Xtreme_5000)
EOL15072023
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Joined: Sat Dec 22 2018
Posts: 611
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02-01-2021, 10:15 AM
Fines? Can I just go ahead and request that payment information now?
Do you use cash app?
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Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
Posts: 867
355,081
Likes Given: 54
Likes Received: 1,064 in 498 posts
Hates Given: 19
Hates Received: 53 in 49 posts
Hates Given: 19
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X-Bux: ✘60,190
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02-01-2021, 12:07 PM
(02-01-2021, 09:51 AM)Ruby Said: Ruby is the first one to come in. As the #NEW and three-time, three-time, three-time Anarchy Champ that only seems right.
Ruby: “Hey there, bud-bud! Issa so great to be seeing yousa!”
Unimpressed by the very bad Jar Jar impression, Sarah blankly stares at her. For now.
Ruby: “LOVE the new rule-ios! Just had ONE tiny Canadian question: what exactly qualifies as a 'jump'?”
First of all, you sound drunk. Have you been drinking? And secondly, a 'jump' is any time you purposefully come off the top rope. OR TO THE OUTSIDE THAT COUNTS TOO!"
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Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
Posts: 867
355,081
Likes Given: 54
Likes Received: 1,064 in 498 posts
Hates Given: 19
Hates Received: 53 in 49 posts
Hates Given: 19
Hates Received: 53 in 49 posts
Reputation:
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X-Bux: ✘60,190
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02-01-2021, 12:14 PM
(02-01-2021, 10:02 AM)T.H.U.G.S Said: We see JB and Tommy passing by her little office, and JB peaks into the place. Then both of them look inside the room and see's the rules for her Anarchy shows, as Sarah was doing her thing in her notepad, they snicker at these "rules".
"Man, Anarchy is surrre gonna follow these rules she's enforcing. It's sure going to bring in ratings in the near future..."
"Tell me about it, it's like she thinks she Bill Watts or something like dat... I wonder why Vinnie let her roam free from her cage, I honestly thought she disappeared or something like that."
"Well, JB... when you are a white female with power and resources, damn near everyone is going kiss your ass... it comes with the territory."
Then they noticed Sarah looking at them with her eyes beaming at them.
"OH HAI LACKLAN!... CONGRATS ON YEER COMMISH BIS--"
JB hits him in the arm.
"Congrats on your commissioner role of Anarchy... I hope you do poorlyWELL in this role!"
Both men hold in their laughter as they look at her.
Thank you ever so much on the vote of confidence, gentlemen! And remember: Eyes on Anarchy! 😊😊
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane
The Guy
XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Dec 18 2012
Posts: 4,424
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Likes Given: 4,373
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02-01-2021, 12:20 PM
You can't fine me, dude! I'm like the one person you can't!
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Scarlet The Hunteress
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
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02-01-2021, 03:45 PM
MIAMI, FLORIDA
MISFITS GYMNASIUM
Scarlet the Hunteress steps foot in front of a camera.
"Who the heck is this chick?"
Scarlet then walks away and the camera fades out.
WINS: 1
LOSSES: 3
NO CONTESTS: 1
VICTIMS:
Liam Roberts - Thursday Night Anarchy - 23rd July 2020
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Mr. Oz
Active in XWF
XWF FanBase: The IWC (gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)
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Joined: Wed Oct 01 2014
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02-01-2021, 09:32 PM
"Sorry but, I'm going to keep doing whatever I fucking want. Want to know one simple reason why?
BECAUSE SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE MONEY!"
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"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler (02-03-2021)
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SavannahKnightley
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase: Men and Lesbians (physically attractive female on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes)
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02-02-2021, 03:45 AM
(02-01-2021, 09:32 PM)Money Oswald Said: "Sorry but, I'm going to keep doing whatever I fucking want. Want to know one simple reason why?
BECAUSE SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE MONEY!"
Too bad you don’t have the talent to go with it. Can’t wait to get the chance to shove a potato up that fat ass of yours at Anarchy, too bad the match was just one on one because then I would get the chance to prove to all the XWF how useless you really are on my own.
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane (02-02-2021), Charlie Nickles (02-02-2021)
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Ash Quinn
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02-02-2021, 06:44 AM
Glad to see ya back!! Hugs and air kisses
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Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
Posts: 867
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Likes Given: 54
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02-02-2021, 07:10 AM
(02-01-2021, 09:32 PM)Money Oswald Said: "Sorry but, I'm going to keep doing whatever I fucking want. Want to know one simple reason why?
BECAUSE SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE MONEY!"
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Roxy Cotton
Head of XWF Shooting Star Division
WWW
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane
The Guy
XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Dec 18 2012
Posts: 4,424
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02-02-2021, 08:06 AM
Dude, now she's clacking an abacus REALLY loudly.
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Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
Posts: 867
355,081
Likes Given: 54
Likes Received: 1,064 in 498 posts
Hates Given: 19
Hates Received: 53 in 49 posts
Hates Given: 19
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02-02-2021, 08:17 AM
The louder you clack the abacus directly correlates to it's accuracy. Don't you want the XBux fines and rewards systems to he accurate? 🤔
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane
The Guy
XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Dec 18 2012
Posts: 4,424
1,866,676
Likes Given: 4,373
Likes Received: 2,532 in 929 posts
Hates Given: 26
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02-02-2021, 08:30 AM
I mean, YES, obviously, but like these things are the size of billiard balls and I have to make phone calls all day!
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Shawn Wylde
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
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02-02-2021, 09:18 AM
So glad I’m on warfare....
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Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
Posts: 867
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Likes Given: 54
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Hates Received: 53 in 49 posts
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02-02-2021, 12:10 PM
(02-02-2021, 03:45 AM)SavannahKnightley Said: Can’t wait to get the chance to shove a potato up that fat ass of yours at Anarchy,
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Lacklan
World's best at making murderhobos cry
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Feb 19 2019
Posts: 867
355,081
Likes Given: 54
Likes Received: 1,064 in 498 posts
Hates Given: 19
Hates Received: 53 in 49 posts
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Reputation:
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02-03-2021, 09:37 AM
Sarah sighs heavily, takes off her glasses, and pinches the bridge of her nose in a vain attempt to sooth away the stress.
"...it's only Wednesday and alREADY there are eight swearing infractions. No wonder why Vinnie is crying about the volume of my abacus."
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